Taylor Swift is a time-traveling Satan worshipper [The Superficial]
Armie Hammer is all alone in Tokyo – won’t someone save him? [LaineyGossip]
RuPaul did an interview with The New York Times and it’s amazing [The Frisky]
Someone claiming to be Rihanna posted a tit pic on Instagram [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]
Try not to vomit when you think about Katy Perry gyrating with Mick Jagger [Starpulse]
Zooey Deschanel’s running through Central Park and her bangs are back! [Splash News Online]
Michael Douglas really loves talking about kissing Matt Damon, it seems [ICYDK]
Cut-out dresses may be all the rage in Hollywood, but they’re still ugly [Socialite Life]
What in the hell happened to Nicki Minaj’s face? Anyone? [Amy Grindhouse]
Chris Pine cries all the time – we’ll dry your tears! [Celebitchy]
Hayden Panettiere is in a bikini and wants you to check out her body [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]
Nicholas Hoult poses for some fancy pictures while Jennifer Lawrence is in Canada [Bohomoth]
Celebrities aren’t exempt from being annoying hipsters, it seems [theBERRY]
Who has better hair, Diane Kruger or Kerry Washington? You tell me. [Yeeeah]
Lovely to see that Chris Brown is as charming as ever! [IDLYITW]
Britney Spears is hard at work at rehearsals so everyone can shut up [I’m Not Obsessed]
If Minka Kelly is your thing, I bet you’ll love seeing her ass [G Celeb]
Someone congratulated Matthew Perry on his show being canceled [StarCrush]
Selena Gomez demands ramen noodles on tour because why not? [PopCrush]
Jay-Z is a pretty great dad to Blue Ivy, in case you had doubts [Bossip]
Keira Knightley and her husband are on their Honeymoon so of course there are photos [Hollywood Backwash]
Jessica Alba hasn’t been interesting since she was 11 years old [TooFab]