Jon Hamm had a scare when his smoke alarm went off and two huge f-cking firetrucks raced to his Los Feliz home. I gotta find this place. (For research.) I knew he lived in my neighborhood because he showed up at my bar once but I didn’t think it was him because it didn’t look anything like him. But that’s a whole other story that none of you want to hear, so in conclusion, I saw Jon Hamm and was disappointed and I probably drink too much.
TMZ has photos and details. Apparently this is what Jon Hamm’s house/apartment/whatever looks like:
Not what I expected.
Firefighters raced to Jon Hamm’s Los Feliz home this morning after a smoke alarm went off … but fear not, TMZ has learned the “Mad Men” star was never in any real danger.
Two fire trucks rolled up at 9:19 AM and firefighters went inside … by 9:22 AM, they were on their way out after determining the whole thing was a false alarm.
We spent 10 minutes trying to think of a Jon Hamm “fire hose” joke … but couldn’t — so, feel free to insert your own here.
Okay, how about, “It was reported that the firefighters couldn’t use their hose because it was ‘too intimidated.'”
Is that his dong in the window on the right? Or a ghost? A ghost dong? On phone; hard to tell… Dudette, samesies, gunna keep my eyes peeled for The Donger in this hood…