Katy Perry is a modern day renaissance woman: singer, perfumer and John Mayer dater – there’s nothing she can’t do. It’s the perfumer aspect that we’re here to talk about today, as Katy has a new fragrance out called ‘Killer Queen’. This is the third in her line, following ‘Purr’ and ‘Meow’. As a Katy fan, I’m here to tell you that both of these smell like cheap drugstore shit and I wouldn’t buy them. If Coty wants to send me a bottle of ‘Killer Queen’, though, I’ll be sure to test it out.
Anyway, Katy announced the fragrance’s release on her Twitter page the other day, and showed up to the event at The Duke dressed like the Queen of Hearts from Alice In Wonderland thrown in a blender with a picnic blanket. That hair is aight, though.
OK! I have been working on my 3rd fragrance for over a year & want to unveil the look NOW! What do u think?! twitpic.com/cnopag
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) May 2, 2013
Why is she wearing the world’s ugliest dress to promote this product? I’m scared. I’m not buying it.
She could wear a bin bag and still most men would kill to f*ck her sideways. Though I’d prefer a crisp sixth-form college uniform.
I love the bottle; very Death Becomes Her.