Reese Witherspoon’s Arrest Video: Most Entertaining Thing She’s Done Since “Election”

Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth’s arrest was caught on the arresting officer’s dashboard camera and oh my God, it’s like watching Tracy Flick (Election) all grown up. Drunk as all hell, Witherspoon unleashes a thick Southern accent, coming up with some amazing new catchphrases like,

I am allowed to stand on American ground.

I’m an American citizen.

This is beyond. This is BEYOND.

And my favorite, after she’s arrested her husband says to the officer,

I had nothing to do with that.

No wonder Witherspoon sat down with Good Morning America and admitted she was wrong and said some “crazy things.” I mean this is beyond. BEYOND.

In the first video Reese says she’s pregnant (she is not) and needs to use the restroom. The officer tells her repeatedly to stay in the car and that if she gets out again, he’ll arrest her. In the second video, he arrests her.

EDIT: ANOTHER VIDEO WAS RELEASED. CONTAINS EVEN MORE WITHERSPOON ZINGERS LIKE, “My name is Reese Witherspoon, you are arresting me for obstruction of justice, it will be in the national news, I just want to let you know” to which the cop responds, “That’s fine.” GOD I LOVE THAT COP. Video is mostly crystal clear audio of Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth talking in the car about WTF just happened, with Reese’s Pieces asking over and over what she did wrong as her drunk-ass husband explains.