

I'm going to go ahead and hold out hope that this is all a crock of shit, because I just ate breakfast and would prefer not to throw up all over my keyboard. That'll be what happens if reports are true that Justin "Baby Elvis" Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together, since apparently they were seen kissing in Norway. Oh, and Justin posted the photo above on his Instagram for about three minutes before deleting it, so...
From People:
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber's relationship appears to be back on – again!
The Spring Breakers star traveled to Oslo, Norway...
Word on the street is that Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge, London's version of... I don't know, an American celeb couple that no one really cares about, are no longer just partners in love and baby-making. They'll now be working together on a new project: being the faces of Burberry.
From The New York Post:
Sienna Miller and her fiancé, Tom Sturridge, have been signed for a new Burberry campaign, a source tells Page Six. The pair joins the ranks of the brand’s current and former faces...
Willie Nelson is a legendary musician - come on, have you heard Teatro? - and a legendary toker, to boot. He's been arrested more than once for his love of the wacky tobacky, but that's done nothing to deter his love of the stuff. In fact, he's still sure that it'll be legalised nationally within the next few years and that it's the key to getting out of the recession.
From The Huffington Post:
What about pot policy? I know you're active in that. Do you think there's hope? Do you think we're going to get to a place where marijuana will be ...
In case you missed it, Kim Kardashian is pregnant with Kanye West's baby. Don't care? How dare you! This is meant to be the most important child since the birth of Blue Ivy Carter, so get with the program. Or, you know, don't. Kim and sisters Khloe and Kourtney chatted with Ryan Seacrest on a new E! special (via DigitalSpy), where Kim revealed that pregnancy isn't all it's cracked up to be and warned sister Khloe - who's desperate to have a baby with husband Lamar Odom but has had some fertility...
Reese Witherspoon -- yes, that Reese Witherspoon -- and her husband Jim Toth, got busted for driving drunk and being disorderly. They were arrested, taken to jail, and booked.
File this under Celeb Scandals You Wouldn't Expect. Her husband was the one driving drunk and Ms. Witherspoon was the one arguing with the police officer. It's unclear if she was also drunk. TMZ has everything:
Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion -- weaving in and out ...
Jennifer Lawrence is so endearing and quirky and awkward and etc etc that she tripped on her own gown at the Oscars. The little spark plug did it again at the GLAAD Media Awards, but this time, merely tripping over her words while trying to introduce Former President Bill Clinton.
From US Magazine:
Lawrence, for her part, endeared herself to both the politician and the crowd when she tripped over President Clinton's name in her introduction and accidentally read some of Weinstein's lines instead...