Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ugh, Gag Me: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Might Be Back Together

justin bieber selena gomezI'm going to go ahead and hold out hope that this is all a crock of shit, because I just ate breakfast and would prefer not to throw up all over my keyboard. That'll be what happens if reports are true that Justin "Baby Elvis" Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together, since apparently they were seen kissing in Norway.  Oh, and Justin posted the photo above on his Instagram for about three minutes before deleting it, so... From People: Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber's relationship appears to be back on – again! The Spring Breakers star traveled to Oslo, Norway...

Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge Are The New Faces Of Burberry… Maybe

sienna miller tom sturridge Word on the street is that Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge, London's version of... I don't know, an American celeb couple that no one really cares about, are no longer just partners in love and baby-making. They'll now be working together on a new project: being the faces of Burberry. From The New York Post: Sienna Miller and her fiancé, Tom Sturridge, have been signed for a new Burberry campaign, a source tells Page Six. The pair joins the ranks of the brand’s current and former faces...

Willie Nelson Will Smoke Weed Until The Day He Dies

willie nelson Willie Nelson is a legendary musician - come on, have you heard Teatro? - and a legendary toker, to boot. He's been arrested more than once for his love of the wacky tobacky, but that's done nothing to deter his love of the stuff. In fact, he's still sure that it'll be legalised nationally within the next few years and that it's the key to getting out of the recession. From The Huffington Post: What about pot policy? I know you're active in that. Do you think there's hope? Do you think we're going to get to a place where marijuana will be ...

Pregnancy Has Dulled Kim Kardashian’s Brain Even Further

kim kardashian In case you missed it, Kim Kardashian is pregnant with Kanye West's baby. Don't care? How dare you! This is meant to be the most important child since the birth of Blue Ivy Carter, so get with the program. Or, you know, don't. Kim and sisters Khloe and Kourtney chatted with Ryan Seacrest on a new E! special (via DigitalSpy), where Kim revealed that pregnancy isn't all it's cracked up to be and warned sister Khloe - who's desperate to have a baby with husband Lamar Odom but has had some fertility...

Kate Middleton To Move Into Parents’ Mansion After Giving Birth

kate middleton Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, is going to move in with her parents after giving birth (according to The Daily Mail, so who knows really). Good for her! The move isn't going to be permanent, of course. She plans on spending the first 6 weeks there with her baby (girl?), and no nurse. In a break with royal tradition, Kate, 31, will not employ a maternity nurse after the July birth. Instead, she has told friends, she will live with her parents for at least the first six weeks after leavin...

Reese Witherspoon And Husband Arrested For DUI And Disorderly Conduct — Seriously

reese witherspoon mugshot dui Reese Witherspoon -- yes, that Reese Witherspoon -- and her husband Jim Toth, got busted for driving drunk and being disorderly. They were arrested, taken to jail, and booked. File this under Celeb Scandals You Wouldn't Expect. Her husband was the one driving drunk and Ms. Witherspoon was the one arguing with the police officer. It's unclear if she was also drunk. TMZ has everything: Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion -- weaving in and out ...

What’s Up With Lara Flynn Boyle?

lara flynn boyle 2013 Lara Flynn Boyle, of Twin Peaks and of wearing a tutu to the Golden Globes and dating Jack Nicholson and some other stuff that isn't nearly as interesting, was seen out and about smoking cigarettes and looking...a little off, as Eonline pointed out. I'm not making fun of her. To me it looks like maybe she's not okay, like she's ill with something. So I'm not ready to go on the, "plastic surgery!!!" witch hunt. When it's bad, you can tell. When it's good, you're not even sure if anything has been d...

Jennifer Lawrence Fumbles Again At An Awards Show

jennifer lawrence short hair Jennifer Lawrence is so endearing and quirky and awkward and etc etc that she tripped on her own gown at the Oscars. The little spark plug did it again at the GLAAD Media Awards, but this time, merely tripping over her words while trying to introduce Former President Bill Clinton. From US Magazine: Lawrence, for her part, endeared herself to both the politician and the crowd when she tripped over President Clinton's name in her introduction and accidentally read some of Weinstein's lines instead...

Well That Was Fast: “Ready To Love” Cancelled

eva longoria candid Eva Longoria's dating show, Ready To Love, hosted by Giuliana and Bill Rancic, has been cancelled. I think we can all figure out why. Show of hands: 1. Who knew that Eva Longoria was involved in this? 2. Who knew what this show was even about? 3. Who watched this? It was cancelled after 2 episodes. lol. Also NBC isn't sure if it's even worth airing the remaining episodes. Another lol. The Bachelor it is not. From Natmonitor.com: Reality TV World reports that Longoria’s show was cancelled b...

Big News!

Well, we've hinted at it before, but now it's finally here: a whole new Evil Beet will be coming your way later tonight! The new layout is cleaner, more modern and hopefully something that you'll really love. Getting it all set up does mean that the site will go down for about an hour or two this evening, but never fear - we'll be back up and running with a new look shortly after. We can't wait to unveil the new site to you, and hope you'll stick with us as we iron out any kinks and get the place spruced up a bit. />Well, we've hinted at it before, but now it's finally here: a whole new Evil Beet will be coming your way later tonight! The new layout is cleaner, more modern and hopefully something that you'll really love. Getting it all set up does mean that the site will go down for about an hour or two this evening, but never fear - we'll be back up and running with a new look shortly after. We can't wait to unveil the new site to you, and hope you'll stick with us as we iron out any kinks and get the...

Get Ready To Punch Yourself In The Head; Kris Jenner’s Talk Show Is Coming In July

kris jenner halloween Kris Jenner, the one to blame for Kim and the rest of the whole Kardashian empire, has a set date for her stupid talk show to premiere. On July 15, on Fox, you can watch Kris interview C and B-list celebs who really, really need the publicity. I'm expecting the entire Kardashian family (except for Kylie and Kendall), Kris' vaguely famous friends, and Bravo Housewives as guests. I predict that she will beg Kanye every day to come on the show and he'll laugh and say, "That shit cray." Here's more info about this soon-to-...

Supermodels Used To Go All “Mean Girls” On Kate Moss

kate moss johnny depp 90s couple Kate Moss has to be one of the most known supermodels in the world, but when she was starting out in the '90s, she was apparently made fun of by the more popular, more famous, cooler models. She was the Cady Heron to Naomi Campbell's Regina George. Or maybe Linda Evangelista was the Regina. Lauren Hutton, a model legend in her own right, was very protective of Miss Moss. As she tells Net-A-Porter, via Huffington Post: Kate, whom I knew when she was 14, was always being made fun of by the oth...