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What The Hell Is Rihanna’s Life?

rihanna 420 No one lives it up quite like Rihanna. She takes "old enough to know better, too young to care" to a whole new level and goes buckwild pretty much 24/7. On the one hand, she's still able to do all this while maintaining worldwide pop superstardom, but on the other hand, how many uppers is she on, because I got up at 6 this morning and I'm already ready for a nap. Continuing her stream of not giving a f-ck (or "phuck", as she annoyingly insists on spelling it on social media), Rihanna has p...

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lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan snorted coke off her wrist at a New Year's party [Amy Grindhouse] 'Teen Mom' Farrah is doing bikini pics with her daughter now, apparently [The Superficial] Tom Hiddleston really wants to be The Crow [Lainey Gossip] Miley Cyrus wears the shortest shorts that aren't really shorts at all [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Jennifer Garner is still staying busy as a mom - where's Ben Affleck? [I'm Not Obsessed] Amy Winehouse's dad Mitch isn't too pleased with Beyonce's cover...

Jennifer Aniston Is “Spontaneous”, Still Doesn’t Have a Wedding Dress

justin theroux jennifer aniston Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux might be ready to tie the knot soon, but that doesn't mean the wedding planning is in the bag. In fact, quite the opposite - it hasn't really started. Before the peanut gallery chimes in, it's not because the ceremony is never going to happen and is a total disaster waiting to happen, okay? It's just Jen's spontaneous side! From Life & Style: “I don’t have a dress,” she said. “I like to be very spontaneous.” A vision of Jennifer as a blush...

Attention, Ladies: Ryan Lochte’s Got A List Of Demands As Long As Your Arm

ryan lochte Ryan Lochte fancies himself a bit of an idiot a stud, but since I'm not really his target demographic, I can't really speak to that. What I can tell you is that he's single and ready to mingle... so long as you meet his list of requirements (and boy, is it a list). From Cosmopolitan (via DigitalSpy): "I am a single guy right now, but you'll see me going on dates [on my new show]," Lochte disclosed to the magazine. "I need someone who is able to hold her own - if a girl is really independen...

BREAKING NEWS: Angelina Jolie Is Very, Very Skinny

angelina jolie skinny Angelina Jolie seems to have been lying low lately. She's was in London doing good things; she appeared at the G8 Summit, raising awareness for victims of sexual violence in warzones in the Middle East. From The Huffington Post: The Hollywood star joined British Foreign Secretary William Hague in announcing $36 million in additional funding from G-8 nations to go toward a series of measures for preventing sexual violence and ensuring justice for its survivors. For too long, Jolie said, s...

Gwyneth Paltrow Talks About Her Many Food Issues And Name-Drops At The Same Time

gwyneth patlrow 2013 tiffanys Gwyneth Paltrow is a picky, borderline unhealthy eater. Talking about this is sort of like beating a dead horse. I'm sorry, a dead kale. But she makes it. So. Easy. Especially because she's always ready with an anecdote involving one of her many celebrity friends. I get why she was voted #1 most hated celebrity. She blathered on and on for The Guardian: I hung out with Leonardo DiCaprio when I moved to New York. He was vegetarian and he'd talk about how dirty meat is and how bad fa...

A+ For Reese Witherspoon And Her Publicist: Reese Releases Humble Statement About Arrest

reese witherspoon mugshot photo Reese Witherspoon, America's Sweetheart or whatever, was arrested with her husband for drunk driving and disorderly conduct. And unlike Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan, Ms. Witherspoon knows how to give good statement. Her publicist is very smart. Her statement, via TMZ: Out of respect for the ongoing legal situation, I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now. But I do want to say I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said. It was ...

X Factor To Khloe Kardashian: Thanks, But No Thanks

khloe kardashian hot mess 2013 Khloe Kardashian got dumped by X Factor, probably because she is not entertaining and doesn't provide anything interesting to anyone in any way ever. From MTV: Producers have confirmed that the Kardashian sister will no longer host the series, but co-host Mario Lopez will be back for another go-round. "We really enjoyed working with her and wish her all the best in her future endeavors," a spokesperson for the show said in a statement. Classic breakup line. Classic. Simon Cowell said that he's excit...

Tara Reid Demanded Free Clothes; Got Nothing Instead

tara reid mess 2013 photo Tara Reid, of American Pie movies and lots of awful publicity, got into a bit of a tough spot when the employees at All Saints clothing wouldn't give her a discount or free clothes. From Page Six: The “American Pie” star was seen shopping at edgy Brit brand All Saints last week when she was overheard berating employees for refusing to give her a discount because of her “fame,” and then was booted, spies said. “She was screaming,” said a source. “She had to be escorted out by security. She seemed drunk.” The trouble began when Reid — sta...

Joel McHale Doesn’t Mind If You Think He’s Gay

joel mchale You might know Joel McHale from The Soup or Community, and you might also think he's gay. Is he? Nah, but he doesn't mind if you assumed otherwise! In a new interview with The Advocate, Joel basically said straight dudes who have an issue with being mistaken for gay dudes are pretty stupid, and I have to agree! Anyone confident in themselves doesn't care what anyone else thinks of them - especially if "gay" is the thought, since you're basically saying it's an insult - so everyone shut up. You once told The Advocate that some people believe you are gay because you dress ...

Ouch! Kendra Wilkinson Is Rushed to Hospital After Car Accident

kendra wilkinson Kendra Wilkinson is pretty inoffensive as far as celebrities go, and I've always had a bit of a "meh" spot for her (that's one step above soft spot), so I got a little worried for a hot minute when I read that she'd been rushed to the hospital after a car accident on Sunday. Don't worry - she's okay! From US Weekly: Kendra Wilkinson was taken to the hospital following a bad car accident in LA's Tarzana neighborhood, Us Weekly can confirm. The Girls Next Door alum, 27, was spotted going int...