Adele and Barbra Streisand apparently struck up a friendship earlier this year (of course they did) when Adele went 'round Barbra's house in Los Angeles for dinner. Since Barbra has an insane personal chef (of course she does) who makes healthy meals that taste as good as restaurant quality, apparently, she and Adele have kept in touch and have been exchanging cooking tips. Sure, why not?
From The Sun:
The pair hit it off immediately and have since stayed in contact, swapping recipe ideas and ti...
Jason Segel is pretty universally known to be pretty great, so it should be no surprise that he's now conquering the world of children's book writing with Nightmares!, a story about a group of small town kids who band together to overcome their fear of the monsters. Apparently this will be a series put together with co-author Kirsten Miller.
"I couldn't be more excited that Nightmares! has found a home at Random House," Segel said in a statement.
"Ultimately, it's a story about learning that w...
Thom Yorke of Radiohead and his new band Atoms for Peace, made me smile tonight/today. Yorke, AKA Kate Hudson's first choice, asked the big question, the question everyone has been wanting to ask:
Who the f-ck is Bruno Mars?
Ah yes. Who the f-ck is Bruno Mars? And why the f-ck is Bruno Mars? And for how long?
Well let me tell you, Englishman. Bruno Mars is a damn poet. Were you the one who came up with the lyric, "You and me, baby, making love like gorillas"? No. No you were not. That was all Mars, baby.
In an...
Kanye West has been spending a lot of time in Paris recently and apparently this is going to continue up until he has no choice. He's in NYC with Kim now but rest assured he is going to haul ass to his private jet as soon as possibly to flee the country. Why? Because he is hiding from Kim's reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. He doesn't want to be on the show. He wants to keep his life "private."
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DO YOU REALIZE WHO YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH? YOU PICKED THE WORST POSS...
Chaz Bono, son of Sonny and Cher, lost an impressive 60 pounds. He looks better now than when he was on Dancing with the Stars, which some celebs do for the rapid weight loss, publicity being a big perk. He's not done losing the weight yet. People asked him how he did it. Via Eonline:
I've just changed the way I eat. Diets don't work. You just have to change what you eat, and I have. [...] really [avoids] grains and starches, so meats and vegetables and fruits are my diet. I make them all ...
Jenelle Evans can join Farrah Abraham in being the most recent "stars" of Teen Mom to make asses of themselves (and without the help of their show.) Nope, they're doing it all on their own. Farrah with her fake-ass "sex tape" and now Janelle Whatever by getting arrested for possession of heroin and attacking her husband. Nice!
Apparently she's been arrested before. I wonder if she pulled Reese Witherspoon's "Do you know my name" line, which didn't even work for Reese Witherspoon. TMZ has the det...
Ben Affleck is super rich and important with a luxurious beard, but for a staggering 5 days, Mr. Affleck is going to live on only $1.50 a day. It's part of a social awareness campaign. From TIME Magazine:
Live Below the Line bills itself as “a campaign that’s challenging the way people in the U.S. think about poverty — and making a huge difference.” The group’s Facebook page recently announced that Ben Affleck would be participating in this year’s Live Below the Line challenge, which requires participants to feed themselves on no more than $1.50 per day for...
Anyone with an internet connection and a few minutes to waste has read the insane sorority girl email that hit the internet last week from University of Maryland Delta Gamma member Rebecca Martinson, and with good reason - it's f-cking hilarious. But as these online sensations tend to do, it got old pretty fast and no one really cared. That is, until Boardwalk Empire star Michael Shannon came forward with a dramatic reading of the letter for Funny Or Die.
Michael Shannon is an amazing actor who's criminally underrated, so he was the perfect choice to portray the deadpan, extremely mental tone of the words, naturally. Chances are you've probably seen this already, too, but it's that good, we couldn't not post it. />
Anyone with an internet connection and a few minutes to waste has read the insane sorority girl email that hit the internet last week from University of Maryland Delta Gamma member Rebecca Martinson, and with good reason - it's f-cking hilarious. But as these online sensations tend to do, it got old pretty fast and no one really cared. That is, until Boardwalk Empire star Michael Shannon came forward with a dramatic reading of the letter for Funny Or Die.
Michael Shannon is an amazing actor w...
I'm not sure what's more annoying about will.i.am: his face, his voice, the fact that he calls everything "dope", his inflated ego, those stupid periods in his name, his friendship with Justin Bieber, the fact that he totally steals songs... Well, let's concentrate on the latter, for now.
Right, so the track 'Let's Go' featuring Chris Brown (double ugh) from Will's new album #willpower (dumb) is a rip off of Arty and Rat Zo's 'Rebound'. Billy didn't clear the rights before using the beat, nor did ...
Katy Perry and Russell Brand have been divorced for about a year now, but reporters are still acting like that shit happened last week and pussyfooting around questions that might mean she has to talk about him. On one hand, way to go for the sensitivity, media? But on the other: what? Why not keep your nose out where it actually matters?
In any case, Katy doesn't really care all that much about discussing her split from Russ, and took it on the chin when asked at the ASCAP "I Create Music" Expo about her bonu...
Khloe Kardashian has always got stick for her weight, being the "fat" one of the Kardashian sisters three. Kourtney is the thin one, Kim is the one with the ass and Khloe just needed to hit the elliptical. I don't really know where all that nonsense came from (uh, the media, I guess?) but the girl is far from fat. She's got curves and is an average size woman who looks good - the best out of the three of them, if I may.
In any case, all of the criticism has been hard on poor Khlo-Khlo, who ha...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, the only sure thing about luck is that it will change! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Mike Tyson photo, here's the winner below:
Winner: Jocelyn with "When you hold Mike Tyson to your ear, you can hear the WINNING!"
Runners-u...
Adele and Barbra Streisand apparently struck up a friendship earlier this year (of course they did) when Adele went 'round Barbra's house in Los Angeles for dinner. Since Barbra has an insane personal chef (of course she does) who makes healthy meals that taste as good as restaurant quality, apparently, she and Adele have kept in touch and have been exchanging cooking tips. Sure, why not?
From The Sun:
The pair hit it off immediately and have since stayed in contact, swapping recipe ideas and ti...
Jason Segel is pretty universally known to be pretty great, so it should be no surprise that he's now conquering the world of children's book writing with Nightmares!, a story about a group of small town kids who band together to overcome their fear of the monsters. Apparently this will be a series put together with co-author Kirsten Miller.
"I couldn't be more excited that Nightmares! has found a home at Random House," Segel said in a statement.
"Ultimately, it's a story about learning that w...
Thom Yorke of Radiohead and his new band Atoms for Peace, made me smile tonight/today. Yorke, AKA Kate Hudson's first choice, asked the big question, the question everyone has been wanting to ask:
Who the f-ck is Bruno Mars?
Ah yes. Who the f-ck is Bruno Mars? And why the f-ck is Bruno Mars? And for how long?
Well let me tell you, Englishman. Bruno Mars is a damn poet. Were you the one who came up with the lyric, "You and me, baby, making love like gorillas"? No. No you were not. That was all Mars, baby.
In an...
Kanye West has been spending a lot of time in Paris recently and apparently this is going to continue up until he has no choice. He's in NYC with Kim now but rest assured he is going to haul ass to his private jet as soon as possibly to flee the country. Why? Because he is hiding from Kim's reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. He doesn't want to be on the show. He wants to keep his life "private."
...
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DO YOU REALIZE WHO YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH? YOU PICKED THE WORST POSS...
Chaz Bono, son of Sonny and Cher, lost an impressive 60 pounds. He looks better now than when he was on Dancing with the Stars, which some celebs do for the rapid weight loss, publicity being a big perk. He's not done losing the weight yet. People asked him how he did it. Via Eonline:
I've just changed the way I eat. Diets don't work. You just have to change what you eat, and I have. [...] really [avoids] grains and starches, so meats and vegetables and fruits are my diet. I make them all ...
Jenelle Evans can join Farrah Abraham in being the most recent "stars" of Teen Mom to make asses of themselves (and without the help of their show.) Nope, they're doing it all on their own. Farrah with her fake-ass "sex tape" and now Janelle Whatever by getting arrested for possession of heroin and attacking her husband. Nice!
Apparently she's been arrested before. I wonder if she pulled Reese Witherspoon's "Do you know my name" line, which didn't even work for Reese Witherspoon. TMZ has the det...
Ben Affleck is super rich and important with a luxurious beard, but for a staggering 5 days, Mr. Affleck is going to live on only $1.50 a day. It's part of a social awareness campaign. From TIME Magazine:
Live Below the Line bills itself as “a campaign that’s challenging the way people in the U.S. think about poverty — and making a huge difference.” The group’s Facebook page recently announced that Ben Affleck would be participating in this year’s Live Below the Line challenge, which requires participants to feed themselves on no more than $1.50 per day for...
I'm not sure what's more annoying about will.i.am: his face, his voice, the fact that he calls everything "dope", his inflated ego, those stupid periods in his name, his friendship with Justin Bieber, the fact that he totally steals songs... Well, let's concentrate on the latter, for now.
Right, so the track 'Let's Go' featuring Chris Brown (double ugh) from Will's new album #willpower (dumb) is a rip off of Arty and Rat Zo's 'Rebound'. Billy didn't clear the rights before using the beat, nor did ...
Katy Perry and Russell Brand have been divorced for about a year now, but reporters are still acting like that shit happened last week and pussyfooting around questions that might mean she has to talk about him. On one hand, way to go for the sensitivity, media? But on the other: what? Why not keep your nose out where it actually matters?
In any case, Katy doesn't really care all that much about discussing her split from Russ, and took it on the chin when asked at the ASCAP "I Create Music" Expo about her bonu...
Khloe Kardashian has always got stick for her weight, being the "fat" one of the Kardashian sisters three. Kourtney is the thin one, Kim is the one with the ass and Khloe just needed to hit the elliptical. I don't really know where all that nonsense came from (uh, the media, I guess?) but the girl is far from fat. She's got curves and is an average size woman who looks good - the best out of the three of them, if I may.
In any case, all of the criticism has been hard on poor Khlo-Khlo, who ha...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, the only sure thing about luck is that it will change! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Mike Tyson photo, here's the winner below:
Winner: Jocelyn with "When you hold Mike Tyson to your ear, you can hear the WINNING!"
Runners-u...