Khloe Kardashian was sacked from The X Factor earlier this week, and we all know why: she sucked at hosting. It's just that simple. Well, that and her mother Kris Jenner kept sticking her nose in where it didn't belong and was harassing Simon Cowell to fire Mario Lopez (who also sucks, but at least he still has a job).
Anyway, instead of letting Khloe be fired with dignity, Kris is still flapping her gums and in the process making herself and Khloe look even worse, claiming that Khloe doesn'...
Reese Witherspoon was arrested recently for thinking she was back on the set of Sweet Home Alabama where it would be acceptable to sass a police officer. She and her husband, Jim Toth, were pulled over because Toth was driving drunk and Witherspoon wouldn't stay in the car or stop agitating the police officer. She was very drunk. They were both jailed and booked.
Did anyone else think it was odd that Witherspoon's mugshot wasn't head-on? That she was looking down? Yeah, that's because ...
All I want is a boyfriend who wants us to grow old and to get fat together.
Me. Too. Not the old part, but the fat part. I want a boyfriend who wants us to get fat together. The old thing will happen at some point. I just want someone who thinks I'm beautiful but will more importantly, sit on a couch with me for hours, splitting one of those chocolate oranges with me.
And she totally knows how to play us. By "us" I mean people like me who are single and really sad and care about Amanda Bynes. And have no direction in life.
I think Ms. Bynes is a social media genius. I no longer think she is on the brink of insanity. I think she knows exactly what the eff she's doing. She's been requesting that all media outlets only post her twitter photos. When they don't, she tweets at them, kindly asking them not to use that photo. And most of them tweet her back, saying okay and then asking her if she likes the one they replaced it with! They're humoring her, and she's humoring them, and now major media outlets are tweeting at her asking for an interview and for her approval. Examples:
From AOL Radio:
we think you should DJ one of our stations! How about it?
We think you'd do great! Our Drake station 4ya: http://aol.it/drakestation RT @AmandaBynes: @AOLRadio I want to start singing in a few years!
MTV RapFix tweeting that she was doing "weird things" to get Drake's attention, and Ms. Bynes' only response was asking them to change the photo they posted for their story, to which they tweeted back,
okay girl, if you prefer that picture, gotchuu
And she's retweeting everything now. So now every other media outlet can see who is after her and who she's interested in. She's also retweeting things that her fans are saying to her. Her "old and fat" tweet got a lot of attention. One guy even tweeted, "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE" which she then retweeted, so he's probably on his way to being very famous very soon.
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Amanda Bynes' latest tweet almost made me cry. And not in an, "Oh, this girl needs so much help" way, but in a, "Oh, I feel that" way. She tweeted,
All I want is a boyfriend who wants us to grow old and to get fat together.
Me. Too. Not the old part, but the fat part. I want a boyfriend who wants us to get fat together. The old thing will happen at some point. I just want someone who thinks I'm beautiful but will more importantly, sit on a couch with me for hours, s...
Winona Ryder is maybe one of everyone's favorite 90's actresses and style inspirations, for Lydia Deetz alone. She was awesome in so many things, especially Girl, Interrupted but was overshadowed by a blonde Jolie. And then one day Ms. Ryder got arrested for shoplifting and then kind of disappeared. But, to quote Johnny Depp's tattoo: WINONA FORVER. (After their breakup he changed it to WINO FOREVER. He's so creative!)
She's been living in San Francisco and is getting ready for a comeback with her film ...
Gus Van Sant (Milk, Elephant, Good Will Hunting) wants to direct 50 Shades of Grey so badly that he shot his own little sex scene starring Alex Pettyfer (Magic Mike) as Christian Grey. That's Alex Pettyfer above, with Betty White.
TheWrap notes that,
Van Sant was not officially asked by the studio to shoot a test tape. But doing so may indicate how badly he wants the coveted assignment.
lol dude, go home. Some more info:
The scene, insiders said, is when the ingénue Anastasia Steele loses...
Tilda Swinton was an honored guest at this year's Ebertfest. The Roger Ebert Film Festival has been going on for 15 years now. Chaz, Ebert's widow, hosted. Ms. Swinton, never one to do ordinary things, had a surprise for the audience. Chaz explained that at Tilda's favorite film festivals in Scotland, they have a dance-along, in which the entire theater dances together. "[Chaz and I] are not dancing up here, we're coming down to dance with you," Tilda said. "Because if we dance up here you're ju...
Photos of Scarlett Johansson on the set of 'Captain America' are here! [The Superficial]
The Rock had to have surgery to repair torn abdominal muscles [Starpulse]
Just when you think Uggs couldn't get uglier... [OMG Blog]
Rob Kardashian is a whiny mess. Someone please shut him up. [Socialite Life]
Lena Dunham is still as annoying as ever, naturally [Lainey Gossip]
Poor Ryan Lochte even gets hit on at the grocery store [Celebzter]
Georgia May Jagger shows off her body (and that gap in her teeth) in a new shoot [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Dian...
Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have had a tough go of things lately and are living apart, which we recently found out is a result of Ozzy's relapse back into drug and alcohol use. They're not headed for a divorce or anything, but understandably, things have been pretty hard for them as a couple and for Sharon in particular, who discussed it on The Talk on Tuesday.
"Everybody knows he's been struggling with this his entire life and I never knew that he was using prescription drugs," she said. "I knew h...
Gwyneth Paltrow would never let an opportunity to brag about her life go by, so we shouldn't be surprised that she's continued her stream of annoying food talk, name-dropping and endless amounts of other bullshit by trying to humble brag about the fact that she doesn't wear full make-up 24/7 and actually chills out in casual clothes (which no doubt cost thousands of dollars) when at home with her family. Why, I never!
From People (who felt the need to name her it's Most Beautiful Person, a title so ridiculous I can't even speak on it):
"Around the house, I'm in jeans and a T-sh...
If you haven't heard about The Bling Ring yet, I'll give you a short synopsis. It's Sofia Coppola's movie about the true story of a teenage burglary ring who broke into the homes of several celebrities in the Hollywood Hills. What's not to love? Emma Watson stars as Nikki, the leader of the girl gang, in a totally refreshing role that's a far cry from Harry Potter, that's for sure.
Israel Broussard, Katie Chang, Leslie Mann, Claire Julien, Georgia Rock and Carlos Miranda are also in the movie, which is coming out June 14 in the US and I have to be honest, I can't wait to see this shit.
If you want to know Emma's thoughts on the movie, here's a few - she basically hated her character but "relished" the chance to play someone so amoral and selfish. Hurrah!
"When I read the script and I realized that essentially it was a meditation on fame and what it's become to our society, I had to do it.
"The character is everything that I felt strongly against - she's superficial, materialistic, vain, amoral. She's all of these things and I realized that I hated her. How do you play someone you hate?
"But I found it really interesting and it gave me a whole new insight into what my job, or my role as an actress, could be."
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If you haven't heard about The Bling Ring yet, I'll give you a short synopsis. It's Sofia Coppola's movie about the true story of a teenage burglary ring who broke into the homes of several celebrities in the Hollywood Hills. What's not to love? Emma Watson stars as Nikki, the leader of the girl gang, in a totally refreshing role that's a far cry from Harry Potter, that's for sure.
Israel Broussard, Katie Chang, Leslie Mann, Claire Julien, Georgia Rock and Carlos Miranda are also in the movie, which...
Mariah Carey was a big get for American Idol, a dying show that no one really cares about anymore. By all measures, her presence on the judges' panel should have made the ratings skyrocket - especially given her "feud" with Nicki Minaj, which has been far less exciting than we'd all hoped. In any case, higher ratings have been elusive and apparently, Idol producers considered getting rid of Mariah in favour of bringing back former judge Jennifer Lopez. Oh, snap!
Team Mariah caught wind of t...
Khloe Kardashian got booted from 'The X Factor' because of Kris Jenner [The Superficial]
Beyoncé won't allow professional photographers on her Mrs. Carter tour [Lainey Gossip]
Lots of stars came out for the TIME 100 gala, so here's some pics [Starpulse]
Victoria and Harper Beckham go out and about in London [Splash News Online]
Justin Bieber decided not to go back to Germany for his "beloved" monkey [The Blemish]
Someone should keep Adam Sandler off Twitter, I think [theBERRY...
Khloe Kardashian was sacked from The X Factor earlier this week, and we all know why: she sucked at hosting. It's just that simple. Well, that and her mother Kris Jenner kept sticking her nose in where it didn't belong and was harassing Simon Cowell to fire Mario Lopez (who also sucks, but at least he still has a job).
Anyway, instead of letting Khloe be fired with dignity, Kris is still flapping her gums and in the process making herself and Khloe look even worse, claiming that Khloe doesn'...
Reese Witherspoon was arrested recently for thinking she was back on the set of Sweet Home Alabama where it would be acceptable to sass a police officer. She and her husband, Jim Toth, were pulled over because Toth was driving drunk and Witherspoon wouldn't stay in the car or stop agitating the police officer. She was very drunk. They were both jailed and booked.
Did anyone else think it was odd that Witherspoon's mugshot wasn't head-on? That she was looking down? Yeah, that's because ...
Winona Ryder is maybe one of everyone's favorite 90's actresses and style inspirations, for Lydia Deetz alone. She was awesome in so many things, especially Girl, Interrupted but was overshadowed by a blonde Jolie. And then one day Ms. Ryder got arrested for shoplifting and then kind of disappeared. But, to quote Johnny Depp's tattoo: WINONA FORVER. (After their breakup he changed it to WINO FOREVER. He's so creative!)
She's been living in San Francisco and is getting ready for a comeback with her film ...
Gus Van Sant (Milk, Elephant, Good Will Hunting) wants to direct 50 Shades of Grey so badly that he shot his own little sex scene starring Alex Pettyfer (Magic Mike) as Christian Grey. That's Alex Pettyfer above, with Betty White.
TheWrap notes that,
Van Sant was not officially asked by the studio to shoot a test tape. But doing so may indicate how badly he wants the coveted assignment.
lol dude, go home. Some more info:
The scene, insiders said, is when the ingénue Anastasia Steele loses...
Tilda Swinton was an honored guest at this year's Ebertfest. The Roger Ebert Film Festival has been going on for 15 years now. Chaz, Ebert's widow, hosted. Ms. Swinton, never one to do ordinary things, had a surprise for the audience. Chaz explained that at Tilda's favorite film festivals in Scotland, they have a dance-along, in which the entire theater dances together. "[Chaz and I] are not dancing up here, we're coming down to dance with you," Tilda said. "Because if we dance up here you're ju...
Photos of Scarlett Johansson on the set of 'Captain America' are here! [The Superficial]
The Rock had to have surgery to repair torn abdominal muscles [Starpulse]
Just when you think Uggs couldn't get uglier... [OMG Blog]
Rob Kardashian is a whiny mess. Someone please shut him up. [Socialite Life]
Lena Dunham is still as annoying as ever, naturally [Lainey Gossip]
Poor Ryan Lochte even gets hit on at the grocery store [Celebzter]
Georgia May Jagger shows off her body (and that gap in her teeth) in a new shoot [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Dian...
Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have had a tough go of things lately and are living apart, which we recently found out is a result of Ozzy's relapse back into drug and alcohol use. They're not headed for a divorce or anything, but understandably, things have been pretty hard for them as a couple and for Sharon in particular, who discussed it on The Talk on Tuesday.
"Everybody knows he's been struggling with this his entire life and I never knew that he was using prescription drugs," she said. "I knew h...
Gwyneth Paltrow would never let an opportunity to brag about her life go by, so we shouldn't be surprised that she's continued her stream of annoying food talk, name-dropping and endless amounts of other bullshit by trying to humble brag about the fact that she doesn't wear full make-up 24/7 and actually chills out in casual clothes (which no doubt cost thousands of dollars) when at home with her family. Why, I never!
From People (who felt the need to name her it's Most Beautiful Person, a title so ridiculous I can't even speak on it):
"Around the house, I'm in jeans and a T-sh...
Mariah Carey was a big get for American Idol, a dying show that no one really cares about anymore. By all measures, her presence on the judges' panel should have made the ratings skyrocket - especially given her "feud" with Nicki Minaj, which has been far less exciting than we'd all hoped. In any case, higher ratings have been elusive and apparently, Idol producers considered getting rid of Mariah in favour of bringing back former judge Jennifer Lopez. Oh, snap!
Team Mariah caught wind of t...
Khloe Kardashian got booted from 'The X Factor' because of Kris Jenner [The Superficial]
Beyoncé won't allow professional photographers on her Mrs. Carter tour [Lainey Gossip]
Lots of stars came out for the TIME 100 gala, so here's some pics [Starpulse]
Victoria and Harper Beckham go out and about in London [Splash News Online]
Justin Bieber decided not to go back to Germany for his "beloved" monkey [The Blemish]
Someone should keep Adam Sandler off Twitter, I think [theBERRY...