Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lady GaGa Named Godmother of Elton John and David Furnish’s Second Son

elton john lady gaga Elton John and Lady GaGa have been friends for ages and she's already godmother to his and partner David Furnish's son Zachary. Therefore, it made perfect sense for her to take on the same role with the couple's new son, Elijah. Considering she's apparently one of the most influential people on the planet, that may have been a wise choice. From Extra TV: Elton and David spilled the beans on baby Elijah’s godmother. It turns out Lady Gaga will be looking out for both little ones. “She’s a great role mode...

Old School Gossip: Marilyn Monroe Padded Her Bra?

marilyn monroe black and white Marilyn Monroe, Ms. "Candle In The Wind" still generates gossip even though she's been dead since 1962. That's TRUE star power. Every once in a while we'll see some item of clothing being auctioned off or a pile of never-before-seen photographs emerge. She still sells. At this point people are probably just making stuff up Ms. Monroe. The latest rumor is that she wore falsies. Actually I think I've heard this one before, many times. But not from Michael Musto! And not this particular anecdot...

Eva Longoria Was Praised For Starving Herself

dr. oz eva longoria Eva Longoria sat down with my favorite doctor, Dr. Oz, to talk about...I have no idea, I didn't watch the show, I don't know what the topic was. But somehow, her divorce came up, the one from NBA star Tony Parker. And that's when Ms. Longoria revealed something that made me so sad. She was so depressed over her divorce that she couldn't eat -- and started getting compliment on how skinny she got. From the Doctor Oz show (via Radar): I was not eating. I was depressed. I was sad. My diet was coffee. ... So people kept saying, ‘You loo...

Tom Brokaw Disses Lindsay Lohan

lindsay lohan white house dinner tom brokaw Tom Brokaw is not a Lindsay Lohan fan (like he's the only one). Though it happened a year ago, he's still pissed that Lohan was invited to The White House Correspondents' Dinner. Yeah, WTF? I hear ya Mr. Brokaw. Greta Van Susteren, of Fox News, invited her. Another WTF. I'm still amazed that even though Lohan can't get a job she can get invited to events like these and also guest on a huge talkshow like Letterman. Shit is so weird. Politico asked Mr. Brokaw about who he would like to see at the dinner, which is tomorrow, which I guess is the reason why he took ...

Presented Without Comment: Mike Tyson’s Ex Cooked and Ate His Pigeon

mike tyson If there's one thing Mike Tyson loves, it's pigeons. He loves them so much, he apparently owned 2,500 of them at one point and even made a documentary about his pets. That's why this story is particularly troubling: apparently, his ex-girlfriend cooked and ate one of them. Uhhh, okay. From WFAN's Boomer and Carton show: "I was dating this young lady and she said, 'I don't know why you're flying those damn birds, you should be eating them. She happened to grab one – and she cooked one and proceeded...

Amanda Bynes Debuts The “New” Her After Shaving Half Her Head

amanda bynes Amanda Bynes is, shall we say, not exactly entirely mentally stable. But so what? Who cares? (That's my Fred Armisen as Joy Behar on SNL impersonation.) She's getting crazier by the day and because she's mad for Twitter, we're privvy to all the glorious details. On Thursday, she decided it was time to pull a Britney (or a half-Britney, I suppose) and shave half her head, sharing photos with her followers shortly after. I buzzed half my head like @cassie! No more old photos! This is the new...

Move Over, Bradley Cooper’s Mom, Rachel McAdams Is On The Scene

rachel mcadams bradley cooper Bradley Cooper's been living with his mom for two years, plus he's been out of the dating game for a little while, which might make some people wonder if things aren't going so well for him. However, it may be looking up for ole Bradley, as apparently Rachel McAdams - recently single after her split from Michael Sheen and her apparent unsuccessful wooing via text of Ryan Gosling - has been seen "flirting" with him when they had brunch together. From Life & Style (so take it with a huuuuuge gr...

Hey, Media! Stop Making Up Rumors (Reporting The Truth) About Justin Bieber!

justin bieber Guys, being Justin Bieber is so hard! It's like, he can't even do whatever he wants to do, treat everyone like shit and be a total smacked ass without people talking about it making up rumors! I mean, can't a 19-year-old spit in people's faces, import exotic animals, smoke weed and have a stun gun without everyone having to say something about it? Ugh, everything's the WORST! Wittle Justin took to his Twitter page (of course) to complain yesterday about the "rumors" (news reports) about him p...

Sorry, No One: Kevin Spacey Rules Out A Career In Politics

kevin spacey Kevin Spacey is a great actor who felt like joining at Netflix original series (House of Cards, if you're curious) was a smart thing to do at this point in his career, and since that show's about politics, he wants to set the record straight and let everyone know that he's not running for office in real life and never will. Because, you know, we all assumed that was going to happen. From Capitol File: Politics became a point of interest for Spacey decades ago. He’s been involved one way or anot...

Uh, Okay: Jessica Alba Wore a Corset To Lose Weight After Giving Birth

jessica alba Listen, I know celebrities do crazy shit all the time, but it constantly blows my mindgrapes when they admits to it publicly like it's totally normal. Case in point: Jessica Alba now says that she wore a corset - yes, that Victorian binding apparatus which caused both physical discomfort and physiological damage - for THREE MONTHS after giving birth in order to lose weight. Technically it was a "double girdle", but same shit. Earth to Jessica Alba: not only is that not healthy, but it's also ...

Sean Lowe AKA Bachelor Biceps Is Totally Not Celibate

sean lowe catherine fiance bachelor virgin Sean Lowe AKA Bachelor Biceps is totally not "The virgin Bachelor" considering he's been secretly banging his boring fiance Catherine whatever since The Bachelor wrapped. Wow no way really this is big news I never would have guessed. Life & Style has this breaking, exclusive story. It's such a big story that it's their cover. Bachelor Biceps looking all smarmy and satisfied under the headline "VIRGIN NO MORE!" Two sources confirm in the new issue of Life & Style that Sean did in fac...