Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, the only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Katy Perry photo, here's the winner below:
Winner: Brandon with "Katy: “So this is what a Cheater feels like!”"
Runner-up: louie lo...
London, it may be 5pm there but it's not too late to look for eggs! twitter.com/GoslingEaster/…
Lindsay Lohan is making money by promoting some ugly clothes (John John) in Brazil. Hey, whatever she can do to get cash whether it's co-starring with Charlie Sheen or being paid for appearances like these is better than not doing anything at all.
Gotta say though, if you're being paid for your appearance maybe you want to make sure you look like you. Here's how Lohan looked after her most recent court appearance. Granted, the girl is tired as hell, but it's still a massive difference from the photos shown here, taken 4 days ago. Also compare it to her latest mugshot.
What do you think? Did she get fillers injected in her face?
She is way too young for botox. Getting Botox when you don't have any or many lines/wrinkles is a terrible idea. Why is she doing this to herself?
Thanks to Zimbio for the photos.
[gallery link="file" orderby="title"] />Lindsay Lohan is making money by promoting some ugly clothes (John John) in Brazil. Hey, whatever she can do to get cash whether it's co-starring with Charlie Sheen or being paid for appearances like these is better than not doing anything at all.
Gotta say though, if you're being paid for your appearance maybe you want to make sure you look like you. Here's how Lohan looked after her most recent court appearance. Granted, the girl is tired as hell, but it's still a massive difference from th...
Do you love Easter, scavenger hunts and Ryan Gosling but previously thought there was no way to combine the three? How wrong you are! Yesterday was not only Easter, it was the second annual Gosling Easter, launched by advertising copywriter Jenna Livingston. With hints being given out on the @goslingeaster Twitter account, fans were encouraged to go searching for hidden eggs containing a Gosling-themed treat inside in big cities around the world.
Beyoncé and Andre 3000 are finally going to improve F. Scott Fitzgerald's turdfest The Great Gatsby by giving us the extreme pleasure of covering the arguably better artist/songwriter Amy Winehouse for the film's latest adaptation. Having Beyoncé and 1/2 of Outkast cover Winehouse is definitely what makes the most sense in capturing the roaring 20's and Fitzgerald's vision of the jazz age.
From E Online,
E! News can exclusively reveal that the "Single Ladies" hitmaker has teamed up wit...
Kirstie Alley, super special Scientologist, tweeted against the use of anti-depressants. Guess she's gotta do something now that there's a new season of Dancing With The Stars that she's not on.
John Travolta's BFF tweeted,
HOW is it legal to INTICE people to down TWO mind altering drugs by using cartoon characters to depict the DRUGS? ABILIFY...Big PHARMA not marketing to youth? ABILIFY… Talking umbrella, cute little smiley pill, while lethal side effects like suicide r rattled off
Yeah, ...
Orlando Bloom (still exists!!!) and Condola Rashad are set to star in Broadway's first ever interracial production of Romeo and Juliet. Weren't Romeo and Juliet teenagers? I guess they're changing that up too.
What is this poster? Is this not the worst and cheesiest bit of Photoshop you've ever seen?
Here's some info about the play, directly from Playbill:
Orlando Bloom ("The Lord of the Rings") and Tony Award nominee Condola Rashad (Stick Fly, The Trip to Bountiful) will be the star-crosse...
Shain Gandee of MTV's reality show Buckwild was found dead this morning. The whole case is kind of bizarre. Here's what The Huffington Post reported.
In a statement released Monday morning, the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department reported the MTV reality star as missing. However, authorities later confirmed that the 21-year-old was found dead in a truck in Sissonville, W. Va., along with two other bodies, the Charleston Gazette reports.
ABC affiliate WCHS-TV reports that a man on a four-wheele...
Today's 'No Shit, Sherlock' piece comes courtesy of Marie Osmond, who's insane enough to think that it's necessary for her to make a public statement in support of gay marriage. Donnie and Marie are the original camp king and queen, whose brand of brother/sister fun just screams "WE LOVE YOU, HOMOSEXUALS!" despite their weird Mormon upbringing and Marie's penchant for donating to Republican campaigns in the past, but okay, don't let me rain on your parade, girl.
From ABC World News with D...
Kourtney Kardashian is apparently going to be a surrogate for Khloe [ICYDK]
Lindsay Lohan's boobs fell out of a helicopter... WHY?! [The Superficial]
The Liberace film is getting closer, shield your eyes [Lainey Gossip]
Matthew Perry's baseball training center isn't going over so well [Starpulse]
'The Walking Dead' is over for another season and here's what happened [Socialite Life]
Karolina Kurkova is a woman of many layers [The Frisky]
Halle Berry thinks Jennifer Garner can protect kids from the paparaz...
I'd rather be gay than, well, most things - but definitely rather than being a total woman-beating shit stain, but apparently Chris Brown disagrees. Still mad that Drake got down Rihanna's pants ages ago, he decided to lash out at him in a remix of Young Jeezy's 'R.I.P' - because the best way to prove you're totally secure in your own manhood and not at all jealous that your girlfriend went elsewhere is to call that same dude - who also beat your ass once already - gay. Of course.
Here's some of Brown's choice lyrics,...
Despite the fact that no one really gives a shit, Nicole Scherzinger has felt the need to let the world know that she's really not into Twitter. She's always on it (and Instagram, for that matter), but she doesn't like it. This is like that annoying kid you went to college with who insisted on proclaiming how lame Facebook is while checking it about 80 times a day. That being said, she's nuts and I love her for it.
From Live (via Now):
"I'm way better in person than I am on things like Twitter. I know T...
Selena Gomez may have dated Justin Bieber for a couple of years, but since she finally cut the cord with that asshole, she's enjoying being single and is definitely not looking for another relationship anytime soon.
From The Sun:
“It makes you more wary sometimes about meeting people because you don’t know whether they want to get close to you because of what you do or because they really like your company and just want to hang out with you.
“I’m a big romantic and I want to be very open and trusting but you need ...