Paris Jackson, only daughter of Michael Jackson, turns fifteen today. Anyone else feeling really old yet?
Despite having over 1 million followers on Twitter, and, you know, being Michael Jackson's kid, she seems like a very normal teenager. She loves Kurt Cobain, tweeting, and hanging out with her friends. In an interview with Glamour she said,
The clique in my class, they don’t like me or my friend because we’re outside of the box. We’re not copycats. [My brother] Prince calls me goth...
Lady Gaga is now REALLY pissing me off. She is dealing with a serious injury that caused her to cancel her entire tour and put her in a wheelchair and today she wore HIGH HEELS TO YOGA.
And then left yoga in her stupid Louis Vuitton wheelchair. If you can wear high heels (and I don't care that they're not very high, they're still HIGH HEELS) and go to Bikram yoga then why the HELL do you need to be pushed around in your golden or LV wheelchair?
Also not that I give a f-ck but that jacket look...
Miley Cyrus and Snoop Lion's single, "Ashtrays and Heartbreaks" is online today. It hits new heights of autotune. It's so extreme Miley sounds like Rihanna. But it's catchy. It's fun. It's whatever. Sorry Miley, but it didn't shut me up. Here are some sample lyrics:
Tonight there's gonna be a whole lot of smoke in the air
Blow it hard for the ones who aren't here
and
Ashtrays and heartbreaks I lost some (can't understand any of this shit here) so (again can't understand this shit)Â you're ...
Nicki Minaj has made it clear that she loves being on American Idol because she thinks she's good entertainment, and I have to agree. Unfortunately, the producers of the show aren't such big fans and apparently won't be bringing her back for another season (because yes, this awful show that's long past its sell-by date will most likely have another season).
From Hollywood Life:
Nicki may be looked at as a very unique addition to American Idol, but her act is wearing thin with the powers that be, as sources close to the show tellÂ...
Jon Hamm is thrilled his penis is on camera again [The Superficial]
Nicole Kidman is filming 'Before I Go To Sleep' in London [Lainey Gossip]
Emma Roberts is starring in a new TV pilot [Splash News Online]
The Muppets' co-creator Jane Henson passes away [Starpulse]
Jennifer Lawrence is showing off some pretty serious cleavage [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Kris Jenner has inherited Kim Kardashian's leather pants, I guess [Amy Grindhouse]
Lindsay Lohan refused to leave Brazil and...
Beyoncé is many things: a singer, a model (?), a mother and yes, a feminist! Woo hoo! Or something. Although she was reluctant to give herself the title, Mrs. Carter discussed her views on all things ladyhood in the new issue of Vogue UK and admitted that she thinks a lot of shit needs to improve for women, but even she's a bit apathetic when it comes to activism because who really wants to hear a woman raising hell about how unfair life is?
Take it away, Bey:
"I guess I am a modern-day feminist. I do bel...
LOLOLOL. Let's all just digest this for a moment. Human shit stain Chris Brown - himself violent, homophobic and just generally a total smacked ass - is "praying" for Justin Bieber after hearing about the younger singer's recent trouble/meltdown/whatever the hell it is he's going through.
From Power 105.1 FM's Breakfast Club:
"It's a case of how I feel. Being young, having a limitless amount of income to do whatever you want. You have nobody who's going to say, 'Hey bro, you look whack rig...
Listen, Kate Hudson is alright. She was mad annoying in Almost Famous, but that movie was the favourite of "artsy" kids when I was a pre-teen, so she gets a pass and it keeps her at one notch above "awful" territory. Unfortunately, her new interview with Elle drops her perilously closer to that thin line as she talks about losing her "rock edge" after becoming a mother.
"I'm a lot less a rock chick and a lot more about being a good mother, a good partner.
"I'm part of a family. That's how we were brought up, how...
John Mayer doesn't really know the meaning of the word "dignity", so he had no problem navel-gazing about relationships on The Ellen DeGeneres Show this week (while simultaneously yammering on about what a private and personal thing it all is, naturally). The long and short of it is this, though: he's no longer with Katy Perry and is continuing his "journey" to douchebagdom all by his lonesome.
"It was a very private relationship going in. It was a private relationship during, and it's a private relationship still."
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Shia LaBeouf has been a bit of a mess since... well, always, but especially ever since quitting Broadway's production of Orphans in February over "creative differences" with co-star Alec Baldwin. Then he started posting all of his private emails and antagonizing Alec and even showed up to a performance of the show and stared him down the whole time. But he's totally not fucking with him, not at all!
While appearing on David Letterman, Shia explained that he "had tension, as men - not as art...
I think we all figured Lindsay Lohan's "I'm pregnant!" tweet was a poorly timed joke, and she's since confirmed the news, admitting that there's no fetus in her womb awaiting alcohol poisoning and meth addiction on its mother's behalf. That's right: Lindsay Lohan isn't pregnant. Can you hear that? That's the sound of angels rejoicing.
Lindsay cleared things up yesterday afternoon, though she's since deleted all evidence of her April Fools' Day "prank" (which she posted on April 2, but wha...
Courtney Love stars in an ad for NJOY brand electronic cigarettes and it's effing brilliant. From NJOY's YouTube page:
Singer-songwriter, actress, and style icon, Courtney Love stars in the first webisode of NJOY New Media's web series. Courtney's letting every non-smoker know to just "effing relax". This playful parody webisode is inspired by a real-life experience of Courtney's, ultimately showing that smokers now have a choice to take a "puff" indoors.
I'm glad she found something to do inste...