Jessica Paré AKA Megan Draper Knows That She Is “Goddamn Lucky” April 9, 2013Catherine St. IvesJessica Paré Jessica Paré plays Don Draper's wife, Megan, on the hit show Mad Men -- and she knows how "goddamn lucky" she is. In an interview with LA Confidential Magazine, the Zou Bisou Bisou singer said, I’m so goddamn lucky. I can wake up at 4 o’clock, drive to work in the dark, and drive home in the dark, and there’s not one single morning where I’m [forcing myself] to get my ass out of bed into the shower, where I’m not so excited and grateful that I have this amazing job to go to. My drive...
Caption This: This Week’s Photo April 9, 2013JenniferCaption This Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, don't waste time...fix your aim and begin! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won. As for last week’s Claire Danes photo, here's the winner below: Winner: Splig with "Silent yes…but deadly!" Runner-up: louie louie with "Walking around the inner cit...
So…What’s Up With Jenna Jameson’s New Look? April 9, 2013Catherine St. IvesJenna Jameson Jenna Jameson was arrested for battery a few days ago which reminded me of her existence. So I thought, I wonder what she looks like now. And I found out. It's...pretty shocking. I posted one of the photos from this set previously but they all need to be seen. This is how she looked less than a month ago, when she partied in Vegas. It's an especially shocking new look considering what she used to look like. So...yeah. Upgrade or downgrade? [gallery link="file" columns="4" orderby="titl...
No Shit, Sherlock of the Day: Jealousy Isn’t Attractive, Says Scarlett Johansson April 9, 2013JenniferScarlett Johansson We all want our partners to care about us and be proud of being with us, but jealousy is not a good look when it makes you crazy. I should know because I'm a pretty jealous person in relationships (it's something I've had to learn to keep in check, with varying levels of success) and no one wants to be with someone who smothers them and is constantly afraid their significant other is going to go out and find someone better. Keep accusing them of it and they'll probably do exactly that. Anyway...
Taylor Swift Thinks She Might Be Single Forever April 9, 2013JenniferTaylor Swift Right, let's just get right into this one: Taylor Swift has a new boyfriend every .5 seconds, but she's starting to think she may end up being single forever and has no idea if she'll ever be able to settle down. Speaking as if she's saying something entirely new for someone in her early 20s, Taylor admitted that she doesn't really know where she is in life or how she's feeling at any given time. Yeah, welcome to young adulthood, lady. From Wonderland: "I've kind of realized that I have no i...
Ray J Says You’re Thinking Too Hard About His Kim Kardashian Song April 9, 2013JenniferKanye West, Kim Kardashian, Ray-J Ray J may have "hit it first" when it comes to Kim Kardashian and felt the need to release an entire song about it in a desperate plea for some amount of attention since the world literally gives zero shit about him, but now that everyone is getting in an uproar about the track, he wants to set the record straight. You see, Ray J wasn't dissing Kim and Kanye at all! No, he's a lover rather than a fighter and would never do that. He just wants the world to know about the "concept" of giving her...
Halle Berry Thought She Was Past Child-Bearing Age, Clearly Doesn’t Understand Biology April 9, 2013JenniferHalle Berry It was revealed earlier this week that 46-year-old Halle Berry is growing a baby in her belly which was put there by 47-year-old boyfriend Olivier Martinez. Uproar ensued, and Halle herself totally understands why. After all, finding out she was pregnant was a massive shock to the actress, who thought she was pretty much past child-bearing age. Surprise! That's not how biology works, girl. From CNN: "I feel fantastic. This has been the biggest surprise of my life to tell you the truth. "I ...
Did Rihanna And Chris Brown Break Up For Real? April 9, 2013Catherine St. IvesChris Brown, Rihanna Rihanna and Chris Brown, maybe the most annoying couple ever, have apparently broken up (again). They've been dating for a while, then said they weren't but were still seeing each other, and now E! News says they have a source who confirms that it's really over. Let's hear it: We can finally close the cluttered chapter of our Rihanna and Chris Brownscrapbooks, because it's officially over...for now. A source exclusive to E! News has confirmed the couple's split after a tireless frenzy of are-they-or-a...
Morrissey Really Hated Margaret Thatcher April 9, 2013Catherine St. IvesMorrissey Morrissey spoke very freely yesterday on The Daily Beast regarding his feelings on Margaret Thatcher's passing. Here's what he had to say: Thatcher is remembered as The Iron Lady only because she possessed completely negative traits such as persistent stubbornness and a determined refusal to listen to others. Every move she made was charged by negativity; she destroyed the British manufacturing industry, she hated the miners, she hated the arts, she hated the Irish Freedom Fighters and al...
Lindsay Lohan’s Friend Says Lohan Will Die At The Coachella Music Festival April 8, 2013Catherine St. IvesLindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan's friends are wonderfully dramatic. One of them thinks that if Ms. Lohan goes to the Coachella music festival, she may not make it out alive. Yeah, Coachella sucks but could it cause DEATH??? Says celebrity promoter and apparently dear friend Claus Hjelmbak via The Hollywood Gossip, I fear for Lindsay's life if she goes to the festival. Lindsay is in a very dark place right now, and I’m absolutely scared for her life. Coachella is the last place she needs to be. For someone strugglin...
Amanda Bynes Wore A Wig To The Gym And Cried April 8, 2013Catherine St. IvesAmanda Bynes Amanda Bynes continues to get attention for her strange behavior. Her latest is dressing inappropriately to gym class and having a breakdown. From Page Six: Amanda Bynes was asked to leave a gymnastics class after further episodes of bizarre behavior, witnesses exclusively tell Page Six. The former Nickelodeon child star stunned fellow athletes at the Adult Gymnastics class at Chelsea Piers when she “showed up in fishnets and a leotard that looked like lingerie.” Onlookers said the ...
Great Gatsby Soundtrack Listing Is Out; My Goddess Lana Is On It April 8, 2013Catherine St. IvesBeyonce, Jay-Z, Lana Del Rey, Music Lana Del Rey, Jack White, and Florence + The Machine are some of the artists included on Baz Luhrmmann's The Great Gatsby film soundtrack. I think the soundtrack is going to be better than the film. I wish Beyonce and Andre 3000 weren't covering Amy Winehouse's "Back To Black" and I wish will.i.am and Fergie weren't on it, but WHATEVER. Ms. Del Rey alluded to working on the film many tweets ago, and it's true, it's all true. On contributing to the film's soundtrack my lovely polarizing Lana tol...