

Rob Kardashian, you warm my heart with your silly endeavors. You got fat, blamed it on Rita Ora, then called her a slut. And now, delightful young man, you have to deal with something that is just too wonderfully silly to even say: you have to deal with disappointing sock sales. Your designer socks aren't selling. Because you thought you should design socks. And you thought people would buy these socks. For $30. Socks that you designed. You, Rob Kardashian. Socks.
My heart is so full.
From Radaronline:
The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star’s high-priced ‘Arthur George by Rob Kard...
Anne Hathaway didn't feel like talking to TMZ's paparazzi and cameramen, and TMZ is pissed off about it. Apparently Hathaway was at LAX when TMZ people came up to her. Rather than deal with them, she made a beeline towards what she thought was her SUV waiting for her -- but as she opened the door, she realized she had the wrong car. However, she asked if she could get in and wait until her car got there, because that's how badly she didn't want to talk to TMZ.
TMZ then posted the video wi...
Martha Stewart, former criminal (anyone think back on how weird it is that she actually went to jail?) is going to look for love on Match.com -- but under a fake name. In an interview on The Today Show with Matt Lauer and chief executive of Match.com Sam Yagan, Lauer asked if she would consider marrying again. Ms. Stewart paused and said, "depends." When asked what she was looking for on Match Stewart said,
I'd like to have breakfast with somebody. I'd like to go to bed with somebody. You know, s...
Lindsay Lohan is really not into the whole punishment thing. No matter what she claims, if there's a way for her to avoid responsibility and punishment, she'll do it. Somehow she managed to delay her court-ordered rehab until after Coachella. No idea how the hell she managed to pull that rabbit out of her hat.
But apparently that wasn't good enough. She wants just a little more time. Radaronline has an exclusive:
Lindsay Lohan has just four days to enroll in her court-ordered rehab bu...
Jason Collins, NBA player since 2001, came out as gay. I don't know anything about sports, like, at all, but I know that it's a big deal for an athlete to come out. TMZ says that this makes him, "the first major active American male pro athlete to come out of the closet."
Mr. Collins spoke to Sports Illustrated. Here's what he had to say (via TMZ):
I'm a 34-year-old NBA center. I'm black. And I'm gay.
I didn't set out to be the first openly gay athlete playing in a major American team sport. But since I am, ...
Listen, it's not easy spending 8 hours a day trying to freeze your facial muscles in place so that you never break a smile, so it's no wonder Victoria Beckham is finding it "hard" to balance her work and motherhood. While she and husband David Beckham want their four children to grow up "normal" (as normal as the kid of millionaires can be), that means an extra juggling act between their professional endeavours and their parenting responsibilities.
From Metro:
‘Being a working mum you feel guilty every time you go out of the door when you have to work,’ Posh said ...
The Beastie Boys are awesome and have been for like, forever, so it's no surprise that they've gone and secured themselves a deal to release a collective memoir chronicling their decades-long career and the effect they've had on pop culture at large.
From The New York Times:
If the Beastie Boys wrote a book, you might expect it to depart from standard memoir form. Rather than a strict narrative patiently winding its way from bygone days, such a book might — in keeping with the group’...
While most people go to the gym to, you know, work out, Amanda Bynes goes to take selfies in the weight room mirror with one eye closed in what's meant to be a wink but looks more like an early onset stroke. Bless her heart. Then she shows the results off to everyone on Twitter!
Amanda hit up the gym in NYC yesterday in a white hoodie and grey sweatpants but didn't do much in the way of exercise. She probably smoked a blunt in the locker room, took these pics and then headed home. Sounds about right, eh?
Amanda an...
Oh, sweet little Miley Cyrus. Her engagement to Liam Hemsworth is all but over, but you'll have to pry that ring off her cold, dead hand if you think she's taking it off. No, she's sticking to that relationship like glue and wants you to know that Liam hasn't officially handed her a pink slip just yet.
From Elle UK (via USWeekly):
"We have a house together and dogs. It just seems right to be wearing this ring and to be committed," she says. "But we keep our relationship low-key and don't talk ...
I'm not sure what's the bigger surprise here, that Ashton Kutcher likes country music enough to go an entire festival dedicated to it or that he got in a fight while there with a security guard. (Hint: neither is all that shocking.) Anyway, both happened last weekend, as Mr Punk'd headed to the Stagecoach festival in Indio, California (home of Coachella, where all other celebrities in existence were earlier this month) and got into it with an "overzealous" member of the security team while he wa...
Note to Justin Bieber: Thugs don't wear red onesies in public [Lainey Gossip]
Tila Tequila thinks she's some kind of wizard now, or something [The Superficial]
Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev are bikini wearing friends [Starpulse]
Well, Victoria Beckham is a true fashion icon, isn't she? [Splash News Online]
Reese Witherspoon probably isn't going to call you back [Amy Grindhouse]
Chris Pine is single if you're interested (and I'm sure you are) [ICYDK]
Demi Moore wears a see-through shirt with no bra, so here you go [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Maybe avoid Amanda ...
Before everyone gets their knickers in a twist, ADHD is a serious issue, blah blah blah, but yes there's treatment for it and no, it's not life threatening, so lighten up. Anyway, it might explain why will.i.am is so f-cking annoying all the time - he suffers from the disorder.
Will's had ADHD for years, but he doesn't take Ritalin or any other drugs for it. Instead, music is his cure and he's learned how to control it. Incidentally, sometimes things like ADD/ADHD and related issues can actually be a positive thing for artists, and since he's rich and inexplicably famous now, it seems to h...