Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Nearly Half Of Justin Bieber’s Twitter Followers Are Fake

justin bieber Social networking is a great tool to expand your brand and keep in touch with your fans when you're a big time celeb (or want to be one), so it's no surprise that mostly everyone in showbiz under the age of 30 is all over Twitter, sharing tidbits about their everyday lives, getting into feuds with fellow artists and/or hateful fans and quite often making us cringe. When Justin Bieber was named the most followed person on Twitter last year, some people wondered how that could be. Well, I'll...

Matthew Perry Used To Get Really F-cked Up On Opiates

matthew perry Matthew Perry has had a tough go of it over the years, what with his drug addiction problems, intermittent weight gain and loss and multiple failed/shitty TV shows (because let's be honest, he's Chandler Bing forever and that's pretty much the end of the road). He didn't just f-ck around with the tame stuff, either - it was opiates he was after, so that pretty much means he was smoking heroin (I know that's not the only opiate, but if someone has to refer to them as "opiates", they're most likely doing so in lieu of sayin...

Okay, We Get It: LeAnn Rimes’ Feud With Brandi Glanville Is “Difficult”

brandi glanville leann rimes Here's something that will shock you: Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes don't get along. They never have, they never will, nothing will ever change. There are no new developments in their relationship, nothing new has happened... and yet they're both still talking about it. You'd think, after LeAnn made a final "I'm done apologizing!" statement last month that she was finally ready to move on with her life, but you'd be wrong, because she's got more to say and it's something you've never heard before (kidding, you've totally heard it a mi...

Russell Brand Loses It for Good, Jokes About Wanting a Kardashian Foursome

russell brand kardashians Russell Brand might be a generally cool dude, but he's also a f-cking weirdo who says some bizarre shit sometimes that makes me wonder what in the hell he was thinking, if he was indeed thinking anything at all. His latest foray into nonsense included joking about wanting a foursome with the Kardashians three - Kim, Kourtney and Khloe - and yes, that's in spite of Kim being heavily pregnant (which seems to be even more of a turn on). While guest hosting Chelsea Lately, the Kardashians interviewed Brand, during which he said (v...

Lindsay Lohan Is Super Stoked For the “Blessing” That Is Mandatory Rehab

lindsay lohan If she doesn't die at Coachella, Lindsay Lohan is soon to enter a mandatory rehab sentence for her myriad of substance issues (which she still swears she doesn't have). While that might bum some people out, Lindsay's a glass half full type of girl, and she told David Letterman that she actually views the upcoming sentence as a "blessing" and can't wait to get in there and focus on what she loves - drugs and alcohol, naturally. Via People: "To be honest, I'm happiest when I'm working – the healthiest," she said Tuesday nigh...

Sara Gilbert and Linda Perry Are Engaged

sara gilbert linda perry To me, Sara Gilbert will always be Darlene from Roseanne and Linda Perry will always be the big lesbo who used to run around the studio smacking Christina Aguilera's ass back in the 'Dirty' era (anyone else remember this?), but nevertheless, the pair (not Christina, obvs) will become one in holy matrimony as they're now engaged to be married. They went public with their relationship in late 2011, and apparently the proposal included Linda playing The Cure's 'Love Song' for Sara before asking for her hand i...

Kate Moss Kisses Sharon Stone For Money

kate moss kissing sharon stone auction Kate Moss and Sharon Stone kissed each other to raise money for AIDS research. And someone actually paid $53,529 for this to happen. They also got a bottle of Moet & Chandon champagne signed by Ms. Moss and Ms. Stone. Oh, okay, totally worth it now. They should have lead with that. This all happened at an amFAR Inspiration Gala in Sao Paulo, Brazil. It's almost like everyone waited for Lohan to leave Brazil before they held the gala, considering how considerate she is when it comes to borrowing thi...

Teen Mom Gets Screwed By James Deen In More Ways Than One

james deen teen mom James Deen, beloved porn star turned actor turned porn star again, is known for playing it straight-up and not giving a sweet f-ck about his chosen career. So when Teen Mom Farrah Abraham (of the stupid MTV show) tried to pass off a video of her having sex with Mr. Deen as an "oopsie, this wasn't supposed to be public" leaked sex tape, Mr. Deen was having none of her shenanigans. From The Hollywood Gossip: Deen tells TMZ he was contacted by an unidentified porn company to shoot a porno with...

John Travolta And Kelly Preston May Finally Divorce

john travolta kissing kelly preston John Travolta and Kelly Preston may finally divorce and I say finally because I think people have been wondering how many decades more Ms. Preston was going to spend being Mr. John "I'm Totally Straight And I Never Grab Dongs" Travolta's human shield while letting her own career die. Or, to quote our own Jennifer, since she did it so well, John Travolta is gayer than a rainbow feather boa around a drag queen’s neck as she rides on a float in the gay pride parade. The National Enquirer has some goodies for us: JOHN TRAVO...

Did Winona Ryder Change Her Face?

winona ryder Winona Ryder is back, everyone! She looks a teensy different to me. I'M NOT SAYING IT'S BAD, I'M NOT "HATING" ON HER (can we retire that stupid phrase, "hating"?) I'm just saying that I think she looks...different. Maybe she's just refreshed. Maybe she just lost some weight in her face. I can't tell what it is. She just looks different to me. She looks like another actress now, but I can't quite put my finger on it. SHE LOOKS GREAT, NO MATTER WHAT. And she's 41! Where does the time go, you gu...

Are Charlize Theron and Seth MacFarlane Doing It?

seth macfarlane charlize theron Charlize Theron, amazing person and total megababe, was spotted having dinner with dick joke empresario Seth MacFarlane at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills. They left together as well. He looks really psyched about this. She looks like she's trying to hide. He looks like he's about break out into song. She looks like she's about to break out into a sweat. Hey, I kid. You take a hundred photos and you find a handful that tell a story, and you go with that story; you don't know what really went down. But ...

Nicole Kidman Looks Really High In Her New Commercial For Vitamins

nicole kidman 2013 Nicole Kidman is promoting multivitamins now. Uh, okay. Why not, I guess. Yeah, move over Boniva spokeswoman Sally Field, Nicole Kidman also wants women to be all healthy and junk! She's really happy about these vitamins, you guys. Really, REALLY happy. Like pretending she's an airplane, twirling around like a ballerina, dancing, talking to her fingers happy. I'm not saying that she's high while filming this. I'm saying the director made a really interesting choice here. I mean, come on, no one gets...