Avril Lavigne and Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger probably made your genitals shrivel and your body to begin involuntarily dry heaving last year when they announced they are engaged to be married because, you know... ew and stuff. In any case, Canada's answer to William & Kate deserve nothing less than the very best, so that's why Avril's planning a "spectacular" wedding celebration for the pair. Oh, I bet!
From Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show:
"That's how we met [by record...
Shit, I'm tired just with the work bit. Add a kid into the mix and I'd probably be falling asleep over my coffee every morning. Michelle Williams is a successful actress, sure, but she's also mother to her 7-year-old daughter Matilda (whose father, we all know, is the late Heath Ledger). She loves the work and she loves being a mom, but that doesn't leave much time for anything else.
From Paper:
Do you have any side projects right now?
No, I wish I had side projects! I'm kind of like a "one ...
Yo, if you're going to sue someone for some bodily harm, wouldn't you do that shit immediately after it happened? Well, you're clearly not Chris Brown's bodyguard Patrick Strickland, who just now filed a lawsuit against Drake and the W.i.P nightclub in New York over the brawl between Drake and Brown that happened last June.
I'm sure you remember the (boring) details: Drake apparently taunted poor Chris over the fact that he, too, f-cked Rihanna and she really liked it. This made Chris mad, C...
In news you probably didn't know (and most likely won't care about), Glee actress Naya Rivera and rapper Big Sean are a couple now, I guess. The pair made their debut at the premiere of some movie called 42 in New York on Tuesday night, looking like they were going to a costume party dressed as a broke down Kanye and Kim.
Rumours that the pair were dating started back in March when Naya showed up at Big Sean's surprise 25th birthday party. They also went to the Rihanna show in Los Angeles on Monday night,...
LL Cool J doesn't really "get" the Confederate flag, I'm guessing [The Superficial]
Winona Ryder is out and about in New York and looks younger than I do [Lainey Gossip]
Adrienne Curry from 'America's Next Top Model' doesn't mind posing topless [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Jessie J is showing off her shaved blonde head and really carrying it off [Splash News Online]
Taylor Momsen is filming a new video, needs to get over the goth thing [Starpulse]
Kourtney Kardashian thought her late f...
Even Malawi has had enough of Madonna. Despite having adopted two children from the country, Malawian president Joyce Banda recently issued a statement basically telling the state that there's no need to give the 'Material Girl' singer any special treatment, despite what Madonna herself might expect. This came after reports surfaced that Madonna was unhappy with the way she was treated during her last visit to Malawi, where I guess she expected a red carpet and a place to take her Instagram selfies in...
Not content with the space occupied by us mere mortals, Jay-Z has apparently decided to buy Beyoncé a private island on which to holiday with their daughter Blue Ivy. Because, you know, that's just something that people do. The island, located in the North Abaco district of the Bahamas, is apparently worth over $3 million (which seems like quite a good price for a private island, truth be told), offers complete privacy. You know, until the paps get those super zoom lenses and take pics from a boat in t...
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs are sick of your bullshit cell phones. At their latest concert, they posted signs asking you not to, "WATCH THE SHOW THROUGH A SCREEN ON YOUR SMART DEVICE/CAMERA" and to "PUT THAT SHIT AWAY." They mention that it's really annoying to the people sitting behind you.
I hadn't thought of that, but it's true. In a very dark amphitheater it's pretty annoying to try to enjoy a show when the jerk(s) in front of you are holding up iPhones/Androids/any smart phone/cameras/even IPADS! T...
Rihanna's tweets make no sense to me. I don't understand what she's tweeting. Like what does any of this mean?:
The link goes to a photo of her wearing a yellow dress (see above).
But the worst is that yesterday she tweeted with a link to a photo of her and Chris Brown smiling and having a grand ole time. Here's the tweet:
Here is the photo:
They allegedly just broke up, but whatever, friends totally cuddle in cars and take photos of themselves that they know are going to give them a lot of publicity.
So, whatever. ...
In what is one of the strangest showbiz developments I've heard in a while, apparently P Diddy is dating Sports Illustrated cover girl and all-around sexy model lady Kate Upton. Say whaaat?
From The New York Post:
After the 20-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl said she was single on Valentine’s Day and had broken up with star Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander, she was spotted a little over a month later, on March 24, sucking face with Diddy, 43, at club LIV in Miami Beach.
“They we...
Snooki has really turned her life around since giving birth to baby Lorenzo last year, and she's loving the mommy life, but here's one thing she didn't love: pregnancy. Ladies, our bodies can do some pretty cool things, but that means they can also do some pretty gross things on the way to doing the cool ones. Yes, our dear Snooks was totally disgusted by pregnancy - way more than she thought she'd be.
Asked about any myths of motherhood she had come across, she told TMZ:
"I wouldn't say motherhood. I would sa...
It seems no one can resist Ryan Gosling's charms, not even Mad Men's Christina Hendricks, whose nether regions were set atingle by the actor when she worked with him on his directorial debut, How to Catch a Monster. Okay, Christina's married and there was no mention of tingling genitals, but that's okay! We can all pretend! What she did say is that she was worried about "disappointing" him and that he's a very hands on director. Woo hoo!
From Flare:
"Talk about feeling intimidated. [Ryan] called me...