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Royals Are Just Like Us: Kate Middleton Likes ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’

Today in "My, Aren't We Relatable?" news, Kate Middleton apparently really likes Keeping Up with the Kardashians and started watching it after she heard that Kim Kardashian is fond of her. William apparently makes fun of her - nay, takes the piss out of her - for watching that trash, but she will not be deterred! From The Daily Star:
A source close to the Princess told us: “Ever since Kim started mentioning Kate a lot in public, the Princess has started watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians religiously. “She thinks the family are hilarious. People forget that Kate is just a normal girl, who married into royalty, and enjoys the same trashy TV shows most people do.” But she hasn’t managed to get Prince William, 30, into the Krazy antics of the famous telly family. We’re told: “Will doesn’t watch the show with her, and makes fun of her for liking it so much. It doesn’t bother Kate, though. She finds it relaxing, and is flattered Kim keeps speaking so highly of her.”
Do I think this is true? Not a chance. Shit, I'm not even royalty and I don't have time in my day to watch the Kardashians (though I have, in past, kept those E! marathons on, not gonna lie). For some reason, I just can't see Kate - who I was shocked to find out is my age when I first saw her - plopping down on the couch with a sleeve of Oreos and a bottle of Stella cidre (well, especially not when pregnant) to watch a bunch of airheads bop around Los Angeles and speak in screechy voices. Sorry, I'm calling bullshit on this one. />Today in "My, Aren't We Relatable?" news, Kate Middleton apparently really likes Keeping Up with the Kardashians and started watching it after she heard that Kim Kardashian is fond of her. William apparently makes fun of her - nay, takes the piss out of her - for watching that trash, but she will not be deterred! From The Daily Star: A source close to the Princess told us: “Ever since Kim started mentioning Kate a lot in public, the Princess has started watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians re...

Bethenny Frankel Speaks: Divorcing Hoppy Is The Worst

bethenny hoppy When Bethenny and Hoppy from The Real Housewives of New York got together, everyone thought it was true love (well, you know). They were perfect together! He was successful in his own right and totally not put off by her ambitions and they just gelled well. Unfortunately that love came to an end last year and the pair decided to divorce - a decision which Bethenny has admitted was the most difficult in her life. From Good Day New York: "It's rough. I have to say, divorce is the most dif...

Selena Gomez Mimics All Men, Runs Away From Jennifer Aniston

selena gomez jennifer aniston Oh, come on, I'm kidding with that headline! I'm a staunch Team Jen supporter, as is Selena Gomez, who couldn't contain her excitement when meeting the actress at some swanky Hollywood event and instead of speaking to her, went and hid. Well, that was smooth. Recalling the experience in an interview with Radio Disney, Selena recalled: "I ran away from Jennifer Aniston when she said, 'Hi', I was terrified of her. I was scared, so I ran away and I'm really embarrassed about that." "I didn't know what to do - it's Rachel." I think lots of people in my genera...

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lindsay lohan scary movie 5 Lindsay Lohan was late for the 'Scary Movie 5' premiere, of course [The Superficial] Taylor Swift has a new Diet Coke ad out and it's weird [Lainey Gossip] Rosie Huntington-Whiteley really knows how to show off the goods [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Adele's on the cover of the new 'Elle' and there's a third album coming! [ICYDK] Kim Kardashian may be forced to admit that her reality show was edited - DUH! [Bossip] Amanda Bynes thinks Perez Hilton is the scum of the earth [Starpulse] Unsurprisingly, Justin Bieber...

Katy Perry Definitely Didn’t Get Back With “Gross” Russell Brand, Despite What Perez Hilton Says

Perez Hilton is a champion shit spewer who some celebrities apparently really like and consider a friend for reasons I can't fathom. Well, cross Katy Perry's name off that list, because she was none too pleased when he posted a story on his site earlier this week claiming that she had reunited with ex-husband Russell Brand and that they'd been spotted kissing. What say you to that, Katy?
Ah, yes. Perez, of course, relented soon after, being the ass kisser he is, and removed the entry, replacing it with an apology about how his "sources" were wrong. And by sources, he obviously means whatever 18-year-old LA transplant he hired as an intern came up with that day.
Oh no! Our sources were 100% wrong! A source told us today that they saw Katy Perry and her ex-husband Russell Brand making out, but we have confirmation now it simply wasn't true! We're so sorry for jumping the gun on this one, KatyCat and Russ! We were just so excited to imagine two of our favorites were rekindling an old flame, we must've been blinded by our love for you guys as a couple!!
Oh, f-ck off. />Perez Hilton is a champion shit spewer who some celebrities apparently really like and consider a friend for reasons I can't fathom. Well, cross Katy Perry's name off that list, because she was none too pleased when he posted a story on his site earlier this week claiming that she had reunited with ex-husband Russell Brand and that they'd been spotted kissing. What say you to that, Katy? Gross! As if!— Katy Perry (@katyperry) April 10, 2013 Ah, yes. Perez, of course, relented soon...

Australian Super Post: So, Russell Crowe Was Kind of a Dick to Rebel Wilson

rebel wilson Everyone seems to absolutely adore Rebel Wilson. I don't mind her - she's funny, down-to-earth and doesn't annoy the shit out of me, so that's good enough in my books. But that's besides the point. What is the point? Well, she appeared on The Tonight Show earlier this week and revealed that she won the Nicole Kidman Scholarship at the Australian Theatre for Young People as a kid, an honour which made her sort of freak out when she saw Nicole in the flesh a few years later having dinner with Russell Crowe...

Tyrese Hates Fat People; Calls Them “Nasty”

tyrese fat Tyrese Gibson, singer/actor/whatever made it very clear that he doesn't like fat people. Really, really doesn't like them. From an interview he did with AllHipHop.com via Huffington Post: AHH: What kind of responsibility do you feel as an entertainer, you have to inspire people to live healthier lifestyles?Tyrese: No two situations are the same. If you are fat and nasty and you don’t like the way you look, do something about it. It’s simple. When you take a shower and you put your fat,...

Do You Guys Remember “Step By Step”? Patrick Duffy Does. He Wants A Reunion

step by step Patrick Duffy starred in the 90's classic TGIF show Step By Step, a cheesy show about a family and a dude who lives in a van in the family's backyard. By classic, I mean ~~only 90's kids will get this~~ type of classic. I loved this stupid show. And Patrick Duffy was pretty good in it. He always made me laugh. Suzanne Somers played Duffy's wife. I guess Mr. Duffy's career has slowed down -- a lot -- because he's totally up for a Step By Step reunion. If the Boy Meets World spinoff happened this...

Holy F-ck, Gwyneth Admitted To Getting Botox!

gwyneth paltrow 2013 harper's Gwyneth Paltrow, Ms. perfect vegan goddess, admitted to getting botox -- and to smoking cigarettes. I...I think I love her. One minute she has me eye rolling so hard it hurts, like when she brags about her extreme diets or flaunts her wealth, but the next minute she'll show some humility and seem like a real person. Plus, I'll always have a special place in my heart for her after her extreme bitch of a personal trainer said, about GPal's body, I thought she’d have a supermodel body, because she was so tiny on top. But her butt was long and lifele...

The No Makeup Movement Continues With Emilia Clarke Showing Off Her Bare Face

emilia clarke no makeup Emilia Clarke is joining Demi Lovato in showing fans a makeup free face, via social media. Unlike Ms. Lovato's photo, it appears that Ms. Clarke actually isn't wearing any makeup. Fans are used to seeing her on Game of Thrones and in Broadway's much maligned Breakfast At Tiffany's with a very prettily made-up face. Makeup, no makeup, whatever -- she's a beautiful girl. I love this makeup free movement, because this photoshop shit is getting f-cking ridiculous, to the point where the celebri...

Amanda Bynes’ Parents To Kim Kardashian: STFU

amanda bynes hair cheek piercings Kim Kardashian may have thought she was complimenting Amanda Bynes, but Amanda Bynes' parents don't see it that way and basically want her to shut the f-ck up. Ms. Kardashian, while on the Chelsea Lately show, commented, Am I the only one who is obsessed with her new makeover? I think she looks amazing with the blonde hair and those nails. Sister Khloe added, I love to wear fishnets to the gym. I don’t think that’s abnormal. Meanwhile according to a source for Radar via Huffington Pos...

Ben Affleck Wants To Be Mr. Mom While Jennifer Garner Works

ben affleck jennifer garner Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are one of the best Hollywood couples, as you know, so it's no surprise that even their approach to parenting is cute (as are their kids)! After a hectic few years of making movies and winning Oscars and whatnot - you know, your everyday activities - Ben is taking a well-deserved break while his wife's schedule gets a bit busier and will be looking after 7-year-old Violet, 4-year-old Seraphina and 1-year-old Samuel full time. Go, Mr. Mom! From People: "Jennifer is going to work," a chuck...