Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lady GaGa’s Golden Wheelchair Is Getting a New Home

lady gaga emma c Lady GaGa may be ten shades of f-cking ridiculous, but no one can say she's not generous when it comes to giving to those in need. Take Little Monster Emma C, who suffers from scoliosis and hip dysplasia - she's needed a hip replacement for years but has been unable to afford it. Somehow GaGa found out about it, contacted her and is personally paying for Emma's treatment. Plus, she's throwing in that gold wheelchair for good measure! Emma wrote online: "GaGa reached out to me and is hooking me up with her team that did...

Hayden Panettiere Has That Country Flair That Cotton Loves

Hayden Panettiere Hayden Panettiere doesn't particularly emanate straw chewin', banjo playin' vibes, but she plays a country singer in Nashville and that's good enough for Cotton! They've cast her in their new 'Fabric Of Our Lives' ad campaign, where she'll give a country rendition of the company's theme. Well... that's special. From WWD: The new campaign has a budget of around $20 million, according to a Cotton Inc. spokesman. The commercials featuring Panettiere in various scenes — choosing an outfit in her walk-in closet, having fun at a nightclub, sho...

Justin Bieber Hopes Anne Frank Would Have Been a Belieber

justin bieber anne frank Justin Bieber does a lot of stupid shit, but he's finally done something to take idiocy to the next level. While in The Netherlands this past week, he decided to visit the Anne Frank House on Friday with his friends and guards. Because, you know, a Holocaust victim's memorial is totally the place for a social call. Can you see where this is going? Probably not. After staying at the museum for a while, Justin decided the best way to commemorate the day was to sign the guestbook, leaving behind a few pearls of wisdom which the Anne Frank House was...

JWoww Is Putting Money In Snooki’s Baby’s College Fund

snooki jwoww Somehow, the stars of Jersey Shore continue to make money doing... whatever it is they do. Selling fake tan or horse hair extensions or something. In any case, having a bit of spare dough has lit a fire under Jenni 'JWoww' Farley's Photoshopped ass to do a bit of good, so she's put some away for Snooki's baby (and her godson) Lorenzo. Aww, isn't that sweet? From MTV News: While she may only be a couple weeks into her godmother duties, she's already planning for the future in a major way. ...

Aww, Wittle Justin Bieber Is Upset That Selena Gomez Is Hanging Out With His Friends

justin bieber selena gomez Justin Bieber sucks and even Selena Gomez realised it eventually and kicked him to the curb. I guess his friends are a bit more fun than Justin is, because she's still hanging out with them and he's crying about it. From Radar Online: A prominent member of the 'Baby' singer’s entourage, King Kevi, was spotted leaving Selena Gomez‘s Los Angeles area house last Thursday night, and while a source exclusively told Radar that the relationship is purely platonic, it has still caused tension among ...

Nick Lachey Advises Boy Bands To Stay Away From Taylor Swift; I Advise The World To Stay Away From Nick Lachey

nick lachey jessica simpson You may remember Nick Lachey from 98 Degrees or his marriage to Jessica Simpson. He's done other things since, but they matter even less than the ones I mentioned. Because of this, you probably don't care what he has to say about anything at all - especially not his thoughts on the Taylor Swift and Harry Styles romance. And yet, when asked what advice he would give to other boy bands (because, you know, 98 Degrees are still ruling the charts)... From MTV News: "Stay away from Taylor Swif...

Clay Aiken’s Stalker Arrested And Charged

clay aiken I know what you're thinking: Clay Aiken has a stalker? How is that a thing? Well, it is and he does and now 57-year-old (of course) Barbara Jean Saylor has been arrested and charged after trespassing onto his property. Jesus (in this case, E! News) take the wheel: According to the Chatham County Sheriff's Department, deputies received a call on April 3rd about an intruder who had scaled a security fence and peeked through the windows of the 34-year-old Aiken's home. After being info...

Kendall Jenner Wants To Be A Victoria’s Secret Supermodel

Kendall "I Am Not A Kardashian" Jenner has some high aspirations -- she's like to be one of those fancy Victoria's Secret models. She told E News (via Glamour UK),
It's always been kind of a dream of mine... It's something I'd love to do.
That's interesting. When I was her age my dream was to get over my fear of driving and to get my driver's license but whatever. I'm sure she could do it. She's a beautiful girl. And really, how hard could it be? Are we all forgetting that Victoria's Secret is, at the end of the day, a freakin' underwear catalog? I guess it's a great launchpad though if you play your cards right. Like, hi Miranda Kerr and Heidi Klum. Of course it might get in the way of her wanting to be a normal teenager, but let's be real, that is never, ever going to happen. There's no way she actually wants to be a normal teenager and have to do what normal teenagers do. I'll support anyone who wants to distance themselves from the Kardashians, so you, go Kendall! 4 for you Kend Coco! /> Kendall "I Am Not A Kardashian" Jenner has some high aspirations -- she's like to be one of those fancy Victoria's Secret models. She told E News (via Glamour UK), It's always been kind of a dream of mine... It's something I'd love to do. That's interesting. When I was her age my dream was to get over my fear of driving and to get my driver's license but whatever. I'm sure she could do it. She's a beautiful girl. And really, how hard could it be? Are we all forgetting that Victoria's Secret i...

Gird Your Loins, Coachella: Lohan’s Coming

Lindsay Lohan is doing everything she can to do the opposite of everything she should do. Despite the fact that part of her plea deal is to stay away from drug users and places where drugs, alcohol, and drug users dwell, she is taking herself and all of her stolen goods to the Coachella music festival. Because while she thinks rehab is important, it can wait until after Coachella. Even though her friends think she will die if she goes. Even her own dad, Michael Lohan, world's worst goddamn father, thinks it's a bad idea. From an interview with TMZ via DListed:
I think it is one of the worst idea she could've ever had.
Yep. He reminds us all how much rehab is going to suck for her:
She's battling with drugs, pills and cocaine, so imagine coming off of cigarettes too. Not to mention that she has to detox once she gets in there and that's really tough. [...] I'm praying to God she will [stay sober], to be honest with you. Honestly, I hope so, but I don't think so.
Well Ms. Lohan, I hope the incredible drugs music is worth it! Be sure to take lots of photos for us and post them online. xoxoxo. (Also who in the f-ck dresses like that to go to the airport?) />Lindsay Lohan is doing everything she can to do the opposite of everything she should do. Despite the fact that part of her plea deal is to stay away from drug users and places where drugs, alcohol, and drug users dwell, she is taking herself and all of her stolen goods to the Coachella music festival. Because while she thinks rehab is important, it can wait until after Coachella. Even though her friends think she will die if she goes. Even her own dad, Michael Lohan, world's worst goddamn fathe...

Demi Moore Doesn’t Shave Her Legs; Obviously Headed Towards A Breakdown

demi moore Demi Moore, former Mrs. Kutcher, isn't doing very well, according to The National Enquirer. This is based on her wanting to be alone and not shaving her legs. Here's more: LONELY Demi Moore has become a virtual recluse after cutting ties with those closest to her – including her therapist – and pals fear she’s teetering on the edge of another meltdown. The 50-year-old actress, who was recently spotted out on the streets of Los Angeles with unshaven legs and disheveled hair, has told frie...

Portia De Rossi Really, Really Doesn’t Want Kids

Portia De Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres have been adorable together for a while now, and as women getting to a certain age, it's natural that society would ask that stupid question that all women are asked in their lives: "Don't you want kids?" Well, for Portia, the answer is simple: no, she really, really doesn't - and that's just fine! From OUT magazine:
“There comes some pressure in your mid-30s, and you think, Am I going to have kids so I don’t miss out on something that other people really seem to love? Or is it that I really genuinely want to do this with my whole heart? I didn’t feel that my response was ‘yes’ to the latter. You have to really want to have kids, and neither of us did. So it’s just going to be me and Ellen and no babies -- but we’re the best of friends and married life is blissful, it really is. I’ve never been happier than I am right now.”
That's awesome! Kids are a particular road to travel, that's for sure - and the experience can be an amazing one because raising a human is difficult and complex and unlike anything else you'll ever do in life, no doubt. But I like that more and more women aren't afraid to say that they have no interest in becoming parents and realise that it doesn't make them any less loving, their lives less meaningful or any of that. If you want kids, go for it! Have a million (except don't, because overpopulation and all). If you don't, that's okay, too. It's all about personal choices here, folks. Maybe Portia and Ellen just want to take their eight million pets and move to a farm in Australia to live out the rest of their days in loving, lesbian bliss. I'm behind that. [gallery columns="4"] />Portia De Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres have been adorable together for a while now, and as women getting to a certain age, it's natural that society would ask that stupid question that all women are asked in their lives: "Don't you want kids?" Well, for Portia, the answer is simple: no, she really, really doesn't - and that's just fine! From OUT magazine: “There comes some pressure in your mid-30s, and you think, Am I going to have kids so I don’t miss out on something that other people real...

Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde May Get Married Next Spring

olivia wilde jason sudeikis Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis might seem like a really weird couple (and they are), but that doesn't mean they're not going to get married. They announced their engagement in January after a little over a year of dating - quite a feat for the woman whose libido Jason was tasked with bringing back to life. Anyhoo, the word on the street (or in The New York Post) is that the pair will be tying the knot next spring in New York. Olivia Wilde will marry “SNL” star Jason Sudeikis next spring in upstate New York, and she...