We all know Harry Styles likes a woman who will put out, so he's started texting with ghost lover and Johnny Depp eye f-cker Ke$ha - though hold your horses, cos there's no sexy times just yet.
From E! Online:
"We've texted here and there," Ke$ha exclusively revealed to me yesterday at the MTV Movie Awards. "No sexting—not yet. Maybe he can be my cougar bait."
At 26, Ke$ha is seven years older than Styles. As 1D fans know, Styles certainly likes the older ladies.
"It could be really fun," Ke$ha s...
Chris Brown is a hated celebrity but apparently not as much as Anne Hathaway (which James Franco totally gets, btw). Star magazine released their super scientific list of top 20 most hated Hollywood celebrities. Weirdly Jay Leno is more hated than Chris Brown, which is making me laugh really hard. Here's the stupid list:
20. Chris Brown
19. Jesse James
18. Taylor Swift
17. Shia LaBeouf
16. Lindsay Lohan
15. Angelina Jolie
14. Jay Leno
13. Ashton Kutcher
12. LeAnn Rimes
10 and 11. Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian
9. Anne Hathaway
8. Justin Bieber
7. Madonna
6. Mat...
The MTV Movie Awards were last night and dozens of people gave a f-ck. The rest thought, whatever. Oh and a few of us are still cringing from Aubrey Plaza's bizarre attempt at being funny or...something. One fashion trend I noticed was that every woman got skinny as f-ck. Also looking at these photos made me realize I don't know who the hell most of these people are.
Keep in mind that since it's the MTV Movie Awards and no one gives a f-ck, I'm being really lenient here.
Here are the best, worst, and most memorable looks of ...
Today in "problems I can relate to", Angelina Jolie has apparently been using hers and Brad Pitt's private jet to fly some of Brad's favourite English food back to Los Angeles for him. Apparently he's been missing his favourite curry spots and other things that the UK just does better, like baked beans and sweets and shit. Having just returned from living in England (and looking forward to moving back ASAP), I can feel Brad's pain. There's no such thing as a 44p bottle of no sugar added lemon squash here in N...
Kat Von D and Deadmau5 announced their engagement in December when he proposed on Twitter (what is this world?) after roughly 4 months of dating (and a break-up inbetween). Aw, true love. Of course, you can't expect two freaks to walk down the aisle in any traditional way, so cue the HP Lovecraft references and the "underwater-themed" shindig!
From People:
On Aug. 10, the couple will marry in an "underwater-themed" ceremony before 200 friends and family in Los Angeles, the tattoo artist tells PEOPLE.
Drawing from their mutual lo...
Ozzy Osbourne has had a hairy past with drug and alcohol addiction, and while it never completely leaves you, he seemed to be staying clean and doing well. He was, actually - until the past few years, when he had a relapse which may or may not have contributed to his marriage problems with wife Sharon.
Writing on his Facebook page, Ozzy admitted to having gone back to abusing substances but said that he's been clean for roughly 6 weeks and hopes to continue on that path.
For the last year and a half I have been drinking and taking dr...
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Let it be said: I hate Coachella. Hate it. I'm absolutely obsessed with music and I love seeing my favourite artists play live, but I cannot stand the cultural shitfest that is Coachella every year, where hipsters flock in their thousands to the middle of California to do more drugs than normal, fill their Instagram pages with filtered photos of ferris wheels and have dirty anonymous hook-ups with some bro/lady who may or may not be a friend of the brother of one of the dudes from Alt-J and can probably (but most likely no...
Justin Bieber has already proven what an idiot he is on multiple occasions, but he's learned his lesson and now he's pretty sure he's got it all figured out. Since he rules the world and can do whatever he wants without repercussions, he's thinking of buying a house in Dubai, where his assholery will definitely be completely tolerated and won't at all cause any problems.
From The Sun:
He’s been looking at houses in the strict Arab emirate after his recent troubles.
The troubled singer plays two gigs in the Middle East in...
Miley Cyrus swears that she and Liam Hemsworth are going to marry, but her dad Billy Ray has some doubts. The totally unsupportive and fame mongering father said in an interview with ABC News yesterday,
I don't know [if they'll get married]. I know as I was writing a book, I wanted to keep that particular moment [Miley’s wedding] as open-ended as possible. I didn’t know the answer.
They're young, they're kids, the great news is they're great friends, they're really good friends.
I pl...
As of now, 2 were killed and over 100 people were injured in the Boston Marathon today, Monday April 15, when 2 bombs went off. We're going to put our celebrity snark on hold for a moment to think about those affected by the bombings. We hope that all of you are okay.
The Red Cross reported that they have received enough blood donations for today (amazing!) but you can donate tomorrow. Here is their website for more info.
Reddit has the best up to date news on the bombings. You can follow along here.
There are so many conflicting reports and rumors out there right now, so just rememb...
Jon Hamm, as we all know by now, has a large dong. James Deen, porn star, does not, according to Teen Mom Farrah Abraham. lol like you're the only one who's seen James Deen naked and can make that assessment, but okay.
Farrah, probably all miffed that Mr. Deen openly admitted that their sex tape was actually porn and not a leaked sex tape, retaliated by telling TMZ that Mr. Deen, "had a small penis."
James Deen responded,
What is her problem???? It is obviously medium sized :)
On the list of things...