Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Amanda Seyfried Misses Her Big Boobs, Can No Longer Predict The Weather

amanda seyfried boobs Amanda Seyfried apparently used to have massive knockers (they can predict the weather!) before she lost some weight over the past few years, when they shrunk (as they do). She's glad to be a bit slimmer, but she misses the ol' bosom bags and felt the need to talk about it in the new issue of Allure because, you know, why not? Seyfried tried on a lot of dresses at our shoot but ultimately fell in love with this floral one by Zac Posen. "It gave some shape up here—they're assets," she said of the res...

Hairy Situation Of The Day: Katy Perry Might Sue ghd For $2 Million

katy perry ghd Katy Perry was named the global ambassador for ghd - the haircare company that makes expensive, bomb ass straighteners (I have one and love it!) - a couple of years back and has appeared in several ad campaigns for the company like the one above for their European consumers. Katy's clothing choices might not be so great, but her hair always looks nice (thanks, extensions!) so I can see why they signed a deal with her. However, things have gone awry and Katy is close to suing ghd for $2 mill...

Hey Look, It’s Tobias Funke! Oh Wait, It’s Just Jamie Foxx In ‘Spider-Man 2’

I don't think I've sat all the way through any of the Spider-Man movies, so I don't really know the storyline or the characters or anything. My synopsis is that a bro gets some ooze on him and can then cast webs out of his wrists and he swings on his spider silk to save people. That's about the size of it, right? Spider-Man 2 is coming out soon, and Jamie Foxx is going to be playing the role of Electro, who, according to The Los Angeles Times, is "an electrician named Max Dillon who gains th...

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katharine mcphee Katharine McPhee looks like she's having the time of her life... not. [The Superficial] Jennifer Aniston practices cupping but doesn't really cover it up very well [Lainey Gossip] Does Sofia Vergara ever not look good? We don't think so [Splash News Online] Kym Johnson from 'Dancing with the Stars' gets naked for PETA [Starpulse] Kat Von D is wearing a see-through jumpsuit and no underwear. Classy. [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] 'Man of Steel' has another trailer and it looks pretty good [The Blemish] So, Kriste...

Malin Akerman Has a New Baby Friend

malin akerman I'd never really given Malin Akerman much thought, but then I met her at some event last year and she gave me the biggest, most genuine smile and that sorta won me over. Not enough to think anything other than the fact that she seems really nice, but that's okay. In any case, this story is about Malin and her husband Robert Zincone's new baby friend, a little baby boy named Sebastian. She announced the news on her Twitter page on Tuesday, because it's totally the "in" thing to be your own PR ...

Coolio Punches Girlfriend, Runs Her Over With His Car and Tries to Kidnap Their Son

coolio Coolio may just have been angry that his 'Gangsta's Paradise' royalty checks have started to dry up, but he was in a pretty bad mood when meeting up with his girlfriend and baby mama Anabella Chatman at their home with another woman in tow. Things didn't go too well, and Annabella got punched in the face, run over with a car and her son was nearly kidnapped. Talk about a fantastic voyage. From TMZ: Coolio should know better than to bring another woman home to the house he shares with his girlfriend ... and ...

Amanda Bynes Got Nicer Hair!

amanda bynes Amanda Bynes has been on tough tames lately, but her Dickensian tale at least has a good Oliver Twist. The twist is that now she has nice hair. Whatever. Thank you to The Daily Mail for pointing this out. You guys are rockstars. Our dear girl was seen strolling about the streets of New York, with a much more manageable mass of hair since her Telly debut yesterday. Despite her very public mad hattery and shenanigans, Ms. Bynes has denied the help of her family and/or parents in any form....

Amanda Bynes Posts Disturbing Video

Amanda Bynes, Twitter guru, is branching out from Twitter to bring us a vaguely disturbing video posted on Telly, "the web's TV." It's described as a site for "today's funniest, craziest and most popular online videos." I'm not laughing. Her video, captioned "I'm Sucking On A Sour Patch Kid Listening To Music Getting Ready For Tonight :D", is sort of an accurate description. With DJ Encore's "I See Right Through You" blaring, Ms. Bynes, iPhone in hand in front of the mirror (of course), looks absolutely bizarre as she blinks her eyes rapidly and makes all kind of facial expressions. It's just so odd. She looks kind of out of it and she doesn't even look like herself anymore. She's got a mass of bleach blonde hair, heavy makeup, those cheek piercings and really big Lohan-esque lips. The way she keeps winking and arching an eyebrow looks a lot like Lohan. I'm pretty sure this is a comparison Lohan would not be thrilled with. Is this the most disturbing video ever made? No and duh. I just find this Amanda Bynes one really unsettling. How far down the rabbit hole is she going to go? Is she doing all of this on purpose to get media attention, or is she really having a very public breakdown? /> Amanda Bynes, Twitter guru, is branching out from Twitter to bring us a vaguely disturbing video posted on Telly, "the web's TV." It's described as a site for "today's funniest, craziest and most popular online videos." I'm not laughing. Her video, captioned "I'm Sucking On A Sour Patch Kid Listening To Music Getting Ready For Tonight :D", is sort of an accurate description. With DJ Encore's "I See Right Through You" blaring, Ms. Bynes, iPhone in hand in front of the mirror (of course), looks a...

What The Hell? People Actually Watched La Toya’s New Reality TV Show. A Lot Of Them.

lay toya show oprah michael jackson La Toya Jackson as a new reality TV show on OWN (the Oprah Winfrey Network) that over a million people watched. That may not seem like a lot when you compare it to American Idol but consider this: 1. It's La Toya Jackson. 2. It's not on a major network. 3. It's La Toya Jackson. 4. OWN has been struggling. 5. It's La Toya Jackson. 6. It premiered on a Saturday. 7. It's La Toya Jackson. TV By The Numbers has the exact stats: The new original series “Life With La Toya” starring La To...

Was It Insensitive Of Selena Gomez To Wear A Bindi?

selena gomez bindi Selena Gomez pulled a bit of a 90s No Doubt era Gwen Stefani when she wore a bindi at her MTV Movie Awards performance but in the eyes of some Hindus, what she (and Stefani before her) did was culturally insensitive.  Rajan Zed, an official at the Universal Society of Hinduism released a statement. From WENN via ONTD: "The bindi on the forehead is an ancient tradition in Hinduism and has religious significance. It is also sometimes referred to as the third eye and the flame, and it is an aus...

Gwyneth Paltrow Thanks The Press For Her Marriage to Chris Martin

gwyneth paltrow chris martin Today in "blah blah, who f-cking cares?" news, Gwyneth Paltrow credits the media for hooking her up with Coldplay frontman and husband Chris Martin. Apparently the two had never even met when the papers started printing reports that they were dating, and because of that... they started dating? I don't even know anymore. From The Sun (via DigitalSpy): "It's funny because people had started writing that we were going out and we had never even met," Paltrow recalled. "He was in Los Angeles doing a concert and an actress that he ...