"Firstly, he's a glorious man and he's very kind and sweet - that's what you say if you want to continue to work in the film industry."
"But I was thinking, 'He's a member of that religion Scientology, I'm interested in that'. So every so often I'd say things like, 'Oh Tom, sometimes I'm a bit lost in life', to see if he would try and get me in. He'd go, 'I dunno, read the Bible'. Or, 'Tom, I wish I had a way of thinking more positively about the future'. That man had no interest in getting me in Scientology at all.
"If there's a cult that doesn't want me, I want to know why!"
LOL, I love that Tom Cruise told Russell Brand to read the bible. Like, what? Also, Tom might be batshit insane, but he's not unintelligent and he probably knew what Russell was trying to do, which is why he got the answer he did. Poor Russell, though. It's a dark day when not even Scientology will take you in. />
Russell Brand is a zany prankster and generally a pretty bizarre dude (but a chill one I'll give him that). So it's no surprise that while working with Tom Cruise on that horrendous shit show that is Rock of Ages, Russell thought it would be fun to see if Xenu's right hand man might be interested in bringing him into the fold. The short answer? He totally wasn't.
From Conan:
"Firstly, he's a glorious man and he's very kind and sweet - that's what you say if you want to continue to work in t...
Lana Del Rey has another music video out. It's a cover of Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazelwood's "Summer Wine." Recently she did a cover of Leonard Cohen's "Chelsea Hotel No. 2" that I love and I think most you hated. That's okay.
The video is sure to inspire lots of eye rolling anger, as the entire thing looks like it was filmed with a broken Super 8 camera and produced by a team of the finest hipsters. Taking on the Lee Hazelwood role is her real-life boyfriend (fiance?) Barrie-James O’Neill of the “Scottish alternativ...
Seth MacFarlane, despite the fact that most critics hated him, was invited to come back and host The Oscars. To be fair, critics never like the Oscar host. Except for maybe Billy Crystal. And Johnny Carson.
Actually, there is one pretty good reason why he would be asked to return. From Movieweb:
...ratings were up significantly from last year's Academy Awards, with 40.3 million viewers tuning into the telecast.
Also the two head producers liked and defended his performance, so that could have someth...
Rachel Bilson and her boyfriend (fiance?) Hayden "'Sup, Just Thought I'd Help Ruin Star Wars By Being Boring" Christensen frolicked on the beach and she looked amazing in a bikini. And didn't claim to weigh 88 pounds and have a muffin top. Summer is indeed coming, everyone. Brace yourselves for celebrities in bikinis.
Anyway I'm sure someone somewhere is going to disagree and say that she has a gross body or whatever, because Internet. At least it's better than watching her rap video on Funny Or Di...
Leonardo DiCaprio isn't hot anymore and men want to look like Jon Hamm, according to the latest plastic surgery trends. Details has some interesting stats on cosmetic procedures for men, including one unnamed famous actor who changed his "monster nose."
In faces, as in fashion, what's hot changes. Square jaws (think Jon Hamm, Michael Fassbender, Daniel Craig) are in, replacing yesterday's pert-nose-and-dainty-chin combo (Leonardo DiCaprio, Zac Efron, Tobey Maguire). "There's less of a desire ...
Justin Bieber decided to freak out the entire internet today by wearing this lovely Chanel ski mask. This is 10 times worse then the Australian wax celebrities. He punished the world with this photo via Instagram and with the caption,
Channel
Yes, he spelled Chanel as Channel. I think between this and hearing about his stupid fans, we've had enough Bieber for the weekend. I also think we need a palate cleanser. This should do it:
And yes, that's a non-photoshopped image. It was taken that day Beebs...
Nicole Eggert, former Baywatch star, was injured while practicing her dives for the reality TV game show Splash. Splash is the craziest show on TV. A small group of D + C-list celebrities are put in a diving competition where they have to execute somersaults, backhands, etc off of diving boards that go higher than 30 feet. Kareem Abdul Jabbar was recently injured -- during the show -- when he had a rough landing. A similar, but more drastic injury appears to have happened to Ms. Eggert. From TM...
Jay-Z has been a big supporter of the Brooklyn Nets, investing millions of dollars to own the team and even building an arena in Brooklyn, the extravagant Barclay's Center, where they could play. Now he's given up his stake in the Nets in order to focus on bigger matters: his own sports agency. He announced the news on his website with the following statement:
Being a member of the Nets organization surpassed some of my greatest ambitions. It was never about an investment; it was about the NETS and Brook...
Amanda Bynes has finally learned what the retweet button is [The Superficial]
Anne Hathaway goes shopping, buys toilet paper like the rest of us [Lainey Gossip]
Ryan Lochte will never give up on being an idiot, thank God [The Frisky]
Lindsay Lohan is still alive, travels through LAX [ICYDK]
Ashley Tisdale keeps the duck face trend going strong [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Rebecca Hall gives everyone a bit of sideboob, if that's your thing [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Miranda Lambert likes to look ...
The marriage was a 72-day sham that lasted long enough for the check to clear in the bank, but some idiots still want to convince us that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' love was real and their divorce was an unexpected travesty - even though she didn't even want to go on her honeymoon with him. Yeah, and I'm the queen of England. In any case, the pair came face to face in court today and someone's told TMZ (or some TMZ intern has dreamed it up) that Kim was excited to see Kris because she sti...
Adele has made an assload of money in the past few years, and good on her - she earned it! Still, the downside of being filthy rich is that as soon as you've got money, people crawl out of the woodwork like termites with their hands out, expecting something for free. Not so for Adele's family, though, who - after she offered to buy them all nice apartments in London - said thanks but no thanks to a handout, preferring instead to provide for themselves.
From The Daily Star:
Our source revealed: “Adele wanted to spr...
Justin Timberlake is funny, I'll give him that - mostly all of his appearances on Saturday Night Live have been above par and he seems like he has a pretty good sense of humour, though they need to switch it up a bit and give him some new original sketches instead of rehashing the singing, costume-wearing salesman nonsense. I can't complain about the Festrunk Brothers, because they're hilarious.
But that's neither here nor there. Justin is good pals with former SNL star Jimmy Fallon in real ...