Rob Kardashian, you warm my heart with your silly endeavors. You got fat, blamed it on Rita Ora, then called her a slut. And now, delightful young man, you have to deal with something that is just too wonderfully silly to even say: you have to deal with disappointing sock sales. Your designer socks aren’t selling. Because you thought you should design socks. And you thought people would buy these socks. For $30. Socks that you designed. You, Rob Kardashian. Socks.
My heart is so full.
From Radaronline:
The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star’s high-priced ‘Arthur George by Rob Kardashian’ line of socks is poised to be dumped from Neiman Marcus stores if stagnant sales don’t improve, RadarOnline.com has learned.
“Rob’s socks sold around the Christmas holiday, but since then no one has been really buying them,” a source at the Neiman Marcus store in Beverly Hills said.
“We actually had to ship a bunch out to other stores because they weren’t moving at all. To be honest, a lot of customers bought them more as a gag gift. At this point it doesn’t look like we’re going order anymore.”
The 26-year-old wannabe fashionista launched his pricey footwear at $30 per item — the busy patterned line includes the Camo, Graffiti and Swirls — and are sold exclusively at luxury specialty department store Neiman Marcus.
No one wants to buy Rob’s socks.
Even if they came with lox.
Or inside a lovely box.
Socks by Rob are not so great.
Kardashians won’t celebrate.
For socks by Rob are not ideal
And $30 is not a steal.
Yeah, you could even says his socks stink! :>)
Those are the ugliest socks I have ever seen in my 48 years of life on Planet Earth. Image search; “Arthur George by Rob Kardashian”