Let’s Check In With Courtney Stodden: Yup, Still Wearing Tiny Clothes And No Clothes

Courtney Stodden, the 18 year-old bride of Some Dude From Lost, makes me smile when I’m feeling blue. She’s the quintessential non celebrity. I like to check in on her every once in a while and see how she’s doing. I’m still not entirely convinced that she’s a real person. Maybe this entire persona is a Joaquin type situation.

Ms. Stodden recently went to The Ivy, the saddest place you could go if you’re a celebrity. Real celebrities do not go to The Ivy. You only go to The Ivy if you desperately need (or thrive on) paparazzi attention. But girl knows how to get it. Because, in classic Stodden style, she wore the tiniest dress with the tallest shoes one could make.

Some Dude From Lost looks so goddamned pleased with himself. That’s a hard look to pull off when you’re a grown man wearing long shorts and flip flops to an upscale restaurant.

Thanks to Too Fab and Celebuzz for these dazzling images.

I would be remiss if I didn’t mention Ms. Stodden’s nude cover for Girls And Corpses. Yes, that’s a real magazine. Very NSFW.

Why did she do it? She says in an interview via Starcrush.com:

I stumbled across it online and I did some research and I was, like, fascinated by this. I’ve never seen anything like it – with these glamorous, sexy girls with a corpse. I mean, come on. It’s fun. It’s kitschy. It’s tongue-in-cheek.

See, this is why I think maybe she’s a secret genius and is doing this all as a character, hoping it will land her a reality show or a deal of some kind. Then again, I also thought Amanda Bynes was a secret genius and I’m really starting to doubt that.