No one lives it up quite like Rihanna. She takes “old enough to know better, too young to care” to a whole new level and goes buckwild pretty much 24/7. On the one hand, she’s still able to do all this while maintaining worldwide pop superstardom, but on the other hand, how many uppers is she on, because I got up at 6 this morning and I’m already ready for a nap.
Continuing her stream of not giving a f-ck (or “phuck”, as she annoyingly insists on spelling it on social media), Rihanna has proved that she’s not pregnant with Chris Brown‘s monster by going on vacation and wearing skimpy bathing suits (no “bump” here, thanks!), smoking a whole lot of weed on 4/20, going to see some strippers and whatever other nonsense she can think of to waste her money on.
Below, a gallery of some of Rihanna’s latest exploits. Since she has so much money to throw around, think she’ll pay my rent for me next month?
That’s a fair question, but whatever the answer is… I still don’t care.
NOT TO BE RUDE BUT I HOPE SHES DIES SOON.