Holy F-ck, Gwyneth Admitted To Getting Botox!

Gwyneth Paltrow, Ms. perfect vegan goddess, admitted to getting botox — and to smoking cigarettes. I…I think I love her. One minute she has me eye rolling so hard it hurts, like when she brags about her extreme diets or flaunts her wealth, but the next minute she’ll show some humility and seem like a real person. Plus, I’ll always have a special place in my heart for her after her extreme bitch of a personal trainer said, about GPal’s body,

I thought she’d have a supermodel body, because she was so tiny on top. But her butt was long and lifeless, and she held on to weight in her outer thighs.

F-cking bitch. Although in this interview Gwyneth calls her, “My God.”

Ms. Paltrow talked more about her diet and her body and face in the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar (whose website is f-cking awful to navigate, btw, just a head’s up):

I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I’m 50. I’ll try anything. Except I won’t do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers!

Here are some more highlights from the interview. It’s a mix of your classic Paltrow Eye Rolls and your refreshing Paltrow candid statements. On her son and family:

Around her neck is a Jennifer Meyer gold chain that spells out MUM in funky fat type (another Goop collaboration). A dash of daring is provided by a chunky gold chain belonging to her seven-year-old son, Moses, from the downtown hipster boutique Blue & Cream in New York. “He’s obsessed with hip-hop and wanted a chain like his Uncle Jay,” she says with a smile, meaning, of course, Mr. Z.

On being having to be dressed only in her underwear for a film:

There are certain requirements, but luckily I have a good base because I work out often. I just had to not eat pasta and french fries the night before shooting—which I’m terrible at doing.

On her diet:

You know, I use organic products, but I get lasers. It’s what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu.

On her marriage:

We are growing into very similar people. It’s cool, it’s good. It’s not always easy, though!

On having another kid:

…if I want to have another kid, I gotta kind of get on it. But then you see a baby and you smell a baby! And you’re like, ‘Yep, I do.’ I don’t know. It’s a very big decision, so we’ll see. Anyway, I’m not doing it this month!

She looks absolutely stunning in the photo shoot.