It's comforting to know that Britney Spears still eats at KFC [The Superficial]
Ashton Kutcher is an idiot but he's playing Steve Jobs anyway [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian thinks a leather maternity skirt is a good idea [Celebitchy]
Fergie is pleased to be pregnant but has no idea what she's doing [Starpulse]
Rachel Roberts looks a bit, uh, cold on the red carpet [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Allison Brie looks gorgeous in a green dress in a new shoot [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
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Gwyneth Paltrow posted some of her favorite new spring items on her site, GOOP. We've blogged a lot about Ms. Paltrow lately; of her marriage, her gluten-free/basically everything-free diet, and health scares. None of this is with malicious intent.
There's no real hate or anything for GPal. To quote our lovely Jennifer, "I like Gwyneth for comedic value. I think Lindy West got it spot on when she wrote: “Commitment to whimsy + clueless gusto + impenetrable privilege = the world’s best comedy.” Amen, sister." I love her blissful ignorance, her assumption that people consider a Valentino iPad case a spring "must-have."
So here you go. A fashion spread starring Gwyneth for Goop, featuring $458,003 worth of stuff from Net-A-Porter. The high cut shirt and orange shorts are a particular head-scratcher for me.
[gallery orderby="title"] />Gwyneth Paltrow posted some of her favorite new spring items on her site, GOOP. We've blogged a lot about Ms. Paltrow lately; of her marriage, her gluten-free/basically everything-free diet, and health scares. None of this is with malicious intent.
There's no real hate or anything for GPal. To quote our lovely Jennifer, "I like Gwyneth for comedic value. I think Lindy West got it spot on when she wrote: “Commitment to whimsy + clueless gusto + impenetrable privilege = the world’s best comedy.” Amen...
Amanda Bynes has been losing her damn mind for a long ass time and lately seems to fancy herself as some sort of hip hop aficionado. She's even down with urban fashion! Oh, boy. Her latest foray into the land of f-cking insanity is a tweet she posted last night, in which she admits a rather, er, disturbing attraction to Drake, of all people.
I want @drake to murder my vagina— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 22, 2013
Well... okay. I honestly don't know what to say about that. Firstly, LOL. Sec...
Emma Watson has come a long way from Hermione Granger. She's taking on more "adult" roles and recently, she even stripped down for James Houston's new Natural Beauty book, which is meant to bring attention to the environment - because nothing says "stop greenhouse gasses" like "look at my tits!" The book costs $50, proceeds will go towards supporting environmental initiatives benefitting Global Green USA.
Here's what Houston has to say about his "art":
"This project merges my longtime interest in the human form a...
Joe Jonas, one of the Jonas brothers three, is accused of having a sex tape out there with his hipster-looking girlfriend. A sex tape with some kinky stuff. But the curly haired Jonas Brother dismissed it via Twitter, tweeting:
I loled.
Whether it's real or not, you'd be really surprised by what some seemingly clean-cut guys (with maybe small penises) are into...
BlindGossip has alllll of the explicit details of the alleged tape:
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Elizabeth Garner, 42, former NFL cheerleader for the Tennessee Titans, was charged with aggravated sexual battery and solicitation of a minor for rape of a child. Allegedly she grabbed a 12 year-old's penis and tried to blow him.
What. The. Hell.
Her explanation is that she was really drunk and mistakenly thought he was an adult.
Uh.
TMZ has more to this baffling story,
According to law enforcement, Garner -- who is married -- is accused of following the 12-year-old to the bathroo...
Lindsay Lohan might be really, really screwed. Her lawyer, Mark Heller, sucks so badly that he lied to her and bungled her plea deal. Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in a lockdown rehab facility, meaning she had to get treatment for 90 days straight, in rehab, with no day-passes or permission to leave for any reason until treatment was done.
But there's a slight hitch in this plan. This lockdown facility doesn't exist. At least not for people like Ms. Lohan. Lockdown rehab facilities are only avai...
Lady Gaga's hip surgery was a success and she's not slowing down. In fact, she is "doing unbelievable." The singer is still in some pain after tearing all kinds of muscles and joints and shit in her body (I'm not a doctor) and is confined to a really expensive custom-made golden wheelchair.
On her surgery that occurred a few weeks ago, she released this statement:
As they wheeled me into surgery today, I thought about all of your pain and perseverance, your unique family situations, scho...
Take this with a grain of salt and all, but Robert Pattinson's new Dior campaign coming out in May is apparently pretty "explicit" and includes him "acting out a foursome" (or FOURSOME, as The Sun like to put it). All this debauchery wasn't just a nice "f-ck you" to Kristen Stewart, but it also earned him £8 million ($12.1 million). Hurrah!
Let's have a read, shall we?
R-Patz indulges in some “arty” bed-hopping for a new Dior men’s clothing campaign which will be appearing everywhere from May.
He filmed hi...
Here's how Lindsay Lohan ended up with her shitty lawyer [The Superficial]
January Jones is always so boring, why is that? [Lainey Gossip]
Vanessa Hudgens illustrates some "booty poppin'" on Jay Leno [Elite Daily]
Ashton Kutcher really wants his relationship with Mila Kunis to be private [Celebitchy]
Christina Aguilera has shed some pounds ahead of 'The Voice's new season [Starpulse]
Mariah Carey has some serious cleavage and she's not afraid to use it [G Celeb]
Jamie Foxx's dau...
Naomi Watts is the latest star to go on and on about how much she loves aging naturally and how doesn't believe in plastic surgery. The difference is, I actually kind of believe her, for some reason. Maybe it's because I really dig Naomi as just like, a lady in general. I met her a few years back and she was really sweet, quite shy and actually told me to go write a book. I haven't done that yet, but it's the thought that counts, I guess. Anyway, unlike her BFF Nicole Kidman, who's pumped her face so full of Botox she's like her own...
Alright, I don't even know what the hell is going on with this story. Khloe Kardashian was rumoured to be having an affair with rapper The Game earlier this week after the two were photographed in the same place. Now, we all know two things, here. One, Khloe is sprung off b-ball husband Lamar Odom and two, The Game is ugly as hell. I know, I know, that's rude, but you know I'm right. Not that someone has to be super physically attractive to kick game (pun totally intended), but yknow. Tattoo...