Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Blind Gossip Insists That The Ball-Gaggingly Good Joe Jonas Sex Tape Is Real

joe jonas britney spears Joe Jonas apparently has a very kinky very un-Jonasy sex tape about to wreak havoc on his career. Mr. Jonas responded to the claims with this lolzworthy tweet: To which Blind Gossip says, "Spin, little Jonai, spin!" They say that the tape (using the term "tape" loosely of course, as everything is done digitally nowadays) is very much real and is going to come out on the 3rd of April. Here's their update: It’s apparently called a “ball gag”, not a “gag ball”. Sorry that we didn...

Paris Jackson Loves Kurt Cobain And This Is Apparently A Problem

paris jackson Paris Jackson, daughter of the late superstar Michael Jackson, is a fan of Jimi Hendrix and Kurt Cobain and apparently this worries her grandmother Katherine. I love it when The National Enquirer brings the lolz. They can be so accurate at times and then other times take something that somebody tweeted and build an entire story around it. For example: Paris has recently been tweeting incessantly about Cobain and Hendrix — who both died at age 27. Hendrix overdosed and drug-ravaged Cobain kille...

Ashley Greene’s Condo Burned Down Because Of A Candle

ashley greene Ashley Greene's condo burned down yesterday. Though she, her brother, her boyfriend, and one of her dogs made it out safely, her other dog died. :( I don't ever use emoticons but I don't even know how to express my sadness for her in words. Also sad is that the fire sent three people to the hospital. No word on their exact condition yet, but they are believed to be doing okay. Oh God, and here's the worst part: this all started because of a candle in the living room. A simple candle that...

Kim Kardashian’s Pregnancy Looks Of The Week

Kim Kardashian is really bringing the lols with her pregnancy looks. Like this outfit, or this outfit, which is, to paraphrase Kanye, "the best of all time. OF ALL TIME." On this lazy Saturday, let's take a look back at some of this week's Kardashian pregnancy dazzlers. [gallery columns="2" orderby="title"] />Kim Kardashian is really bringing the lols with her pregnancy looks. Like this outfit, or this outfit, which is, to paraphrase Kanye, "the best of all time. OF ALL TIME." On this lazy Saturday, let's take a look back at some of this week's Kardashian pregnancy dazzlers. [gallery columns="2" orderby="title"]...

Channeling Your Mom For A Sec: OMG MARY TYLER MOORE REUNION!

valerie harper mary tyler moore rhoda Valerie Harper is looking terminal cancer in the face and saying, "Eff off, I have shit to do, I'm going to do a Mary Tyler Moore reunion show." (Note: that is not an actual quote.) Doctors have given her three months left to live, but she's said, "I don’t think of dying. I think of being here now." (Note: that IS an actual quote.) Part of the being here now is doing a (sort of) Mary Tyler Moore reunion show. Ms. Harper will join former MTM co-stars Mary Tyler Moore, Cloris Leachman, and Betty Whit...

Lana Del Rey Wins Awards While Dressed Like Cleopatra

lana del rey echo award Lana Del Rey won two awards at the Echo Awards last night. What the hell are the Echo Awards? Good question! The Echo Awards are like of like the Grammy's for Germany. They were held in Berlin. Obviously it's going to be something European, since they love Lana there. She is L'Officiel's latest cover girl and Brit Award winner for Best International Solo Female Artist. At the Echos she won Best International Newcomer and Best International Female Pop/Rock Artist. She also posed with former First ...

Fatal Fire In Ashley Greene’s Apartment

ashley green casual candid paparazzi Ashley Greene's apartment in West Hollywood went up in flames today. And sadly...one of her dogs didn't make it. :( Oh God, I can't even. Ms. Greene, her boyfriend, her brother, and one other dog are all okay. No one knows yet what started the fire. Daily Mail reports that it began on the couch. TMZ offers the same info, adding, 12:16 PM PT A firefighter tells us ... Ashley, her boyfriend and her brother were out late last night and were sleeping when the fire broke out on the living room ...

Robert Pattinson Might Be Living with Kristen Stewart Again

robsten Robert Pattinson finished with Kristen Stewart a while ago, but if there's one thing we all know, it's that Robsten is unbroken. Or... something. People just won't let these two break up like they were always going to do anyway, and now that they've been seen in the same place again - namely, the birthday party for Katy Perry's assistant (and Kristen's possible LOVAH), Tamra Natisin. Because two people can't be in the same place without f-cking, didn't you know? Now some source has gone over to Hollywood Life and started spouti...

Jon Hamm Put His Dong Away For The ‘Mad Men’ Season 6 Premiere

mad men season 6 premiere Looks like Jon Hamm managed to put his dong away for the Mad Men season 6 premiere, much to AMC's delight (and the chagrin of ladies of the world). The cast - including January Jones, Christina Hendricks and the one who was married to Fred Armisen (oh yeah, Elisabeth Moss!) - came out in Los Angeles on Wednesday night to celebrate the new season and looked pretty great doing it, as well. Also, I haven't watched Mad Men since the first season, but love the addition of the token black character. And yes, t...

Miley Cyrus Is Now Twerkin’ It In That K-Mart Unicorn Onesie

Miley Cyrus isn't handling being dumped by Liam Hemsworth too well, from the looks of things. Despite putting her engagement ring back on and Instagramming it (take that, haters!), things are going downhill for poor Miley, who is still wearing that broke ass unicorn onesie and is now twerking it to 'WOP', recording it and putting it online for the world to see. This video is a hot mess. Where are Miley Cyrus's friends? Why aren't they pulling her out of the house, or at least taking her phone, laptop and video camera away from her? I know it's supposed to be "cute" and "quirky", but I'm just shaking my head. /> Miley Cyrus isn't handling being dumped by Liam Hemsworth too well, from the looks of things. Despite putting her engagement ring back on and Instagramming it (take that, haters!), things are going downhill for poor Miley, who is still wearing that broke ass unicorn onesie and is now twerking it to 'WOP', recording it and putting it online for the world to see. This video is a hot mess. Where are Miley Cyrus's friends? Why aren't they pulling her out of the house, or at least taking her phone, laptop and video ca...

LOL: Rihanna Supposedly Cheating on Chris Brown… with Dane Cook?!

rihanna dane cook I just sort of want to let this story speak for itself because I guarantee you it's the most ridiculous thing you'll hear today - or probably all week. The National Enquirer - ambassador of completely true and reliable journalism - reports that Rihanna is cheating on future husband Chris Brown in order to show him that she's still got it and could have any man she wants. The person she's cheating with? Wait for it... wait for it... Dane Cook. I wonder what goes on at the National Enquirer o...

Taylor Swift and John John Florence Are the Talk of the Surfing Community

john john florence taylor swift Some surfer bro called John John Florence (what a dumb name) hinted on Australian TV earlier this week that he's (not) getting it on with Taylor Swift by saying that he's "not supposed to comment about that" and that their relationship is "kind of a secret thing going on right now" that he "can't bust out in the public just yet". Uh, what? Shut up, John John, you're annoying me already. In any case, Taylor's people have vigorously denied these stories and said there's no way she's hooking ...