Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Sarah Jessica Parker Needs to Get Over ‘The Carrie Diaries’, Says ‘Sex and the City’ Writer Candace Bushnell

carrie bradshaw Sarah Jessica Parker hasn't been shy about her dismay over the Sex and the City prequel, The Carrie Diaries. While she doesn't mind the young actress who plays a younger version of her famous Carrie Bradshaw character, AnnaSophia Robb, she just seems rather perplexed about why such a show was necessary in the first place. I'm sorta with her on that, in theory, but the show - what little I've seen of it, anyway - is kind of fun in a really mindless way. In any case, Sex and the City writer/creator Candace Bushnell ...

Rachel McAdams Has Ryan Gosling On Speed Dial Again

rachel mcadams ryan gosling Once upon a time, Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling did a little movie called The Notebook together and won the hearts of romantics everywhere as they fell in love on screen... and off! Alas, their love was not to be long term, which is a shame because they make a damn good looking couple and Eva Mendes is kinda weird, but that's besides the point. Rachel and Ryan have remained friends since their split, and now that Rachel has broken up with Michael Sheen, she's apparently got Ryan back on her sp...

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, you can never discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won. As for last week’s Prince William picture, here's the winner below: Winner: Rick with "Billy, your Grandmother called. She wa...

Kim Kardashian Amazes With Worst Outfit Yet — I’m Sorry I Couldn’t NOT Post This

kim kardashian black white Kim Kardashian amazes us with her terrible pregnancy outfits. How can someone with so much money and so many mirrors do so poorly? Check out her pregnancy looks of  the week, in which she wore a completely see-through shirt. Then there was this outfit -- gold, yes -- but not as breathtaking as this one. I was just wondering when Kim would cave for comfort. Apparently that time has come. I never thought I would ever say this…But I’m wearing flats today She so bravely tweeted yesterda...

Mad Men Season 6 Portraits Revealed On Facebook — Best Facebook Photos EVER!

january jones Mad Men's new season is coming up. April 7! (And Joe Jonas' fake/real sex tape is supposedly coming out on April 3! What a great month that's gonna be!) AMC released these boneriffic portraits of Season 6's main players on Mad Men's Facebook page. Sadly, as you can see, the Fat Betty we all were shocked to see but fell deeply in love with, is gone. The most interesting thing January Jones EVER DID was taken away from us. Oh well, enjoy the rest! Unfortunately, there are no professional season 6 portraits of Mr. Hamm's Dong Draper...that we know of.   [gallery link="file" orderby="...

Will Smith Is A Pompous Asshat

fresh prince of bel air Will Smith, you are a man of mystery. Sometimes you can be way cool, like when you rapped the Fresh Prince song at a high school assembly. And then other times, you act like an egomaniac. At least this time you're upfront about your pompous asshattery. In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, the Seven Pounds actor explains why he turned down the role that ultimately went to Jamie Foxx in Djano Unchained. Django wasn’t the lead, so it was like, I need to be the lead. The other character w...

Lindsay Lohan Thinks Coachella Is Way More Important Than Rehab

lohan coachella Lindsay "LOL Are You F-cking Kidding Me" Lohan continues to shock and awe with her sense of entitlement and obliviousness to pretty much everything. Her biggest concern right now isn't going to rehab, or the fact that she may have to face jail time instead of rehab because the facility her lawyer pleaded for doesn't even exist. No. Ms. Lohan is freaking out that amidst all of her court-ordered punishment, she may miss the Coachella music festival. As a source told Radar, posted on the The Daily Mail f...

Better Call Saul: Someone Stole Bryan Cranston’s Breaking Bad Script

bryan cranston sneakers spirit awards Bryan Cranston's messenger bag was stolen from his car, containing his iPad and meth. So much meth. Kidding, it was a script for Breaking Bad. The show is in its final season and is shooting now and I guess someone out there just couldn't wait to know what happens. KOAT Albuquerque (the show is filmed in Albuquerque) has the details: Lead actor Bryan Cranston reported someone broke his car window and took a shoulder bag which had his iPad and a copy of his "Breaking Bad" script on March 1, accordi...

Kanye West Can’t Wait to Be Kim Kardashian’s Baby Daddy

kim kanye In today's edition of "No Shit, Sherlock", Kanye West apparently can't wait to be a dad to the creature due to crawl out of Kim Kardashian's nether regions in just a few months' time. From Showbiz Spy: “Kanye is going to do everything he needs to do to make sure Kim delivers his baby,” a source said. “So if that means he has to go to classes and help her breathe, he’s going to be there. If he has to hold her hand and she squeezes the hell out of it, he’s going to be one hand sh...

Rihanna Doctor Says She’ll Probably Die If She Doesn’t Get Her Shit Together

rihanna Rihanna seems hell bent on doing stupid shit every day, killing all her remaining brain cells with copious amounts of weed, drinking heavily, never sleeping, staying in f-cked up relationships... the list goes on and on. After being stuck with laryngitis earlier this month and forced to cancel two dates on her Diamonds world tour, it seems RiRi's doctor has given her a pretty serious wake-up call, revealing that if Chris Brown doesn't kill her, her hard partying lifestyle probably will. From Heat (via 4Music...

Even Chris Martin Thinks Gwyneth Paltrow Is Annoying

gwyneth paltrow chris martin You know you're one annoying motherf-cker when even your husband is worried about how much you're getting on people's nerves. I mean, let's face it - Gwyneth Paltrow, in the past month alone, has posted her "favourite things" online which total over $400k, told the world that she won't let her kids eat anything with gluten in it despite them being KIDS who NEED NUTRITION and even admitted that she finds herself to be a threat to other women. In other words: f-ck off, Gwyneth Paltrow. In any case, ...

Christina Aguilera Thinks Justin Bieber Needs to Take It Down Several Notches

justin bieber christina aguilera Justin Bieber's already purchased his one way ticket to Dickville, but some of his fellow celebrities seem to be pretty invested in making that a round-trip journey by offering him nuggets of "wisdom" to help him through this difficult time of... being difficult for no f-cking reason. The latest star to reach out a helping hand? Why, none other that former child star and forever queen of the inability to stay on one note, Christina Aguilera. From Hollyscoop (via The Sun): “You live life and it’s hard ...