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Pete Wentz Isn’t Too Happy With Ashlee Simpson’s Drinking and Lesbian Flings

ashlee simpson pete wentz pics Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz split up ages ago, but they do have a kid together who they named after a borough of New York and a character from The Jungle Book, which explains why Pete isn't so happy that Ashlee's been going wild in recent months, partying hard and even engaging in lesbian flings (ooh la la)! Basically, he's told her to calm the hell down and start acting more like a mother and less like a carefree 18-year-old with an experimental side. From Radar Online: “Ashlee is in ...

Gwyneth Paltrow Shows Humility

gwyneth paltrow ugly dresses alexander mcqueen Gwyneth Paltrow, in an unlikely turn of events, showed humility when she confessed to her fashion missteps in her latest GOOP newsletter. GOOP is Ms. Paltrow's website in which she shares her favorite things to do, eat, and wear, all of which are terribly expensive. Naw, but I can't hate, if I had her money I would probably be out-of-touch with the common people too. When asked, Any fashion faux pas? The A Perfect Murder star answered, Well, I started being photographed in the 90's so of course the...

Obama Mixes Up Star Wars with Star Trek; Twitter Geeks Explode

picard facepalm star trek meme President Obama offended thousands of Star Trek AND Star Wars nerds by mixing up the franchise's popular references. The Hollywood Reporter explains his gaffe, Addressing reporters about the so-called budget sequestration that would gut government spending at midnight, Obama said that he could not force congress to pass a bill to prevent the cuts' implementation. He is a president, he said, not a dictator, and can't use a "Jedi mind meld" to force Republicans' hands. His flub was combining a "J...

Whose Line Is It Anyway? Is COMING BACK!

drew carey colin mochrie whose line is it anyway Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improv show hosted by Drew Carey from 1998-2004, is coming back. My inner nerd could not be more excited. The outer one too. I once spent an entire Saturday watching old episodes on YouTube. Worth it 100%. The CW picked it up and Aisha Tyler (Archer) will host. Apparently the old cast of Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie, and Wayne Brady will also return, along with a rotating special guest per episode. The format of the half-hour show is comedians doing improv games based on prompts from the...

Kristen Stewart Has Been Giving Rupert Sanders the Cold Shoulder

kristen stewart rupert sanders pics Despite recently being voted the least sexy actress in an online poll, Kristen Stewart has done quite well for herself with the gents, bagging Robert Pattinson and even getting some downstairs action from her Snow White and The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. I don't know if either of those are bragging points, but let's just go with it. KStew worked hard to get out of the dog house and back into Rob's dirty underwear and she's not about to jeopardize that again, which is why she's been igno...

Taylor Swift Might Have a Thing For Gingers

Taylor Swift and fellow musician Ed Sheeran became, er, swift friends when they met while working on TSwift's album Red last year, and sort of maybe had a little fling then, though Ed insisted to reporters at the time that they would never have a relationship because he wasn't her time. Aw, Ed! Even gingers need love. Anyway, since her break up with Harry Styles in December, Taylor is said to have become closer with Ed again - especially since he'll be opening for her world tour later this year - and now they're giving it a proper go. Hm...

Britney Spears Might Be Moving In With Her New Boyfriend

Britney Spears only broke up with former fiancé Jason Trawick a few months ago, but she didn't waste much time getting back on the dating circuit and has a new boyfriend in David Lucado, some law firm worker bro who we don't really know much about, which, whatever. But there's no time to waste! Despite only dating for about three weeks, the pair are said to be moving in together. From Closer (via Digital Spy): "Britney has only been dating David for three weeks and she's already saying she wants him t...

Elton John Has Been a “Good Friend” to Chris Brown, Apparently

elton john chris brown pics Chris Brown turned up at Elton John's AIDS Foundation gala last weekend looking like the worm from Labyrinth and started bragging to reporters about how he and Elton are BFF, which is hard to believe since he's a scumbag who hates gay people and Elton is... decidedly gay and, I have to assume, anti-violence and domestic abuse. I'm not sure what's going on here. From The New York Post: “I met Elton about a year ago, and he’s been a good friend to me,” Brown revealed, adding, “So it is gr...

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Totally Together, Y’all!

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemworth have been together for ages - they may even already be secretly married - but reports have been rampant in recent weeks that there's trouble in paradise... especially after Liam possibly maybe bedded the ice queen, January Jones. It also didn't help that Miley & Liam attended separate Oscar parties (with Miley bringing her mother to one), because all happy couples have to have their heads up one another's assholes 24/7, of course. In any case, our best friend...

Does Michael Jordan Have A Love Child?

michael jordan space jam Michael Jordan is being sued by a woman named Pamela Smith who claims he fathered her 16 year-old son. She wants a paternity test. TMZ has the info: Smith claims in her paternity suit -- filed February 6 in Fulton County, GA and obtained by TMZ -- she became pregnant after having sex with Jordan in 1995.  Pamela gave birth to Grant Pierce Jay Jordan Reynolds -- aka Taj -- in June 1996.  BTW, Jordan was married to Juanita Vanoy at the time he allegedly had sex with Smith. Pamela says in ...

Justin Bieber Wears A Stupid Outfit; Blames It On A Dare

justin bieber hat dare belieber Justin Bieber looked really stupid today. But like, especially stupid. He wore an outfit something Kreayshawn would wear. Because some dude named Ryan dared him to. Ryan said you won't go out in that, I said watch me [...] Haha, too colorful. Next time I'm gonna wear a black hat Effing poetry right there. The hat was apparently given to him by a fan, AKA, "A Belieber." That's kind of nice actually, I think it's cool he did that. Although by wearing it and joking about it is he making fun of...