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Lohan Not Totally Insane; Rejects Sheen’s Mentor Offer

lindsay lohan blonde yikes Lindsay Lohan did something smart for a change, so naturally it made news. As we reported, yesterday Charlie "Only In America Would I Still Have A Career" Sheen offered to be Lindsay "This Tran Wreck Don't Stop For No One" Lohan's mentor: From TMZ: “I have a kinship with somebody [Lindsay] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not. She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to me for some advice from a guy who’s been down the road as well as ...

Kylie Jenner Is Apparently Dating Jaden Smith, Guys

Kylie Jenner is only 14 - an age at which I was still playing with dolls (I liked doing their hair and I was a late bloomer, OKAY?) - but she's apparently in a relationship with Will Smith's son, Jaden Smith. The pair were spotted going to lunch in London over the weekend, making me wonder if they were two of the underage kids turned away from Justin Bieber's circus party. From US Weekly:
Jaden Smith has been keeping up with Kylie Jenner! The 14-year-old Karate Kid actor recently began romancing the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, Us Weekly can exclusively reveal. "They're dating," says a source. "It's new, but they've been friends forever." The young stars were most recently spotted together on a lunch date at Caffe Nero in London's famous Piccadilly Square on Sunday, March 3. Jaden -- who next appears in the movie After Earth, opposite his famous dad Will Smith -- was in town to celebrate his pal Justin Bieber's 19th birthday.
I don't have any commentary on this. It's just... whatever. />Kylie Jenner is only 14 - an age at which I was still playing with dolls (I liked doing their hair and I was a late bloomer, OKAY?) - but she's apparently in a relationship with Will Smith's son, Jaden Smith. The pair were spotted going to lunch in London over the weekend, making me wonder if they were two of the underage kids turned away from Justin Bieber's circus party. From US Weekly: Jaden Smith has been keeping up with Kylie Jenner! The 14-year-old Karate Kid actor recently began romancin...

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Rihanna doesn't know how bras work, apparently [The Superficial] Justin Bieber tries to control the damage if his assholery [Bitten and Bound] Mila Kunis has the best interview she's ever had [Starpulse] A model turns her dress inside out while on the runway [OMGBlog] Taylor Swift has only dated two people, she says [Socialite Life] Teri Hatcher has been shopping at yard sales [Celebslam] Tori Spelling isn't too pleased about all those divorce rumors [TooFab] Michelle Williams is e...

Rita Ora and Rob Kardashian Were Only Ever F-ck Buddies

rob kardashian rita ora pics The whole Rita Ora and Rob Kardashian saga is something out of a Lifetime movie centered on suburban high school kids with too few things to do in town and too much internet access. Basically what happened was this: Rob and Rita were sleeping together and "hanging out", as the young folks do, which Rob considered a relationship. That relationship ended last year because of the whole "long distance" thing being too difficult, and Rob didn't take that so well, instead getting fat and going to his ...

Michael Jackson’s Kids May Be Getting a Reality Show and It’s All LaToya’s Fault

LaToya Jackson is trying to cash in on Michael Jackson's death by, well, cashing in on his kids and getting them on TV. Here's the deal: LaToya signed all three - Prince, Blanket and Paris - to the Ja-Tail Enterprises talent agency, which totally isn't even a real thing and has no other clients. Since starting this venture, she's put them right out on the ho stroll. Paris has been signed up to a movie that'll start shooting over the summer and Prince is a new corespondent for Entertainment Tonight and will also appear on 90210, though I'd...

It’s Probably James Franco’s Fault That You All Think He’s Gay

I'm just going to let James Franco dig his crater a bit deeper here. From Attitude (via Metro):
The straight heartthrob insists he’s accepted the question mark over his sexuality, which wasn’t helped when he volunteered to perform oral sex on a bloke in his 2011 flick The Broken Tower. ‘One of the things that’s very much part of my public image is the question of my sexuality,’ the 34-year-old conceeded, ‘it’s not something that bothers me in the slightest. It hasn’t gone away and I get asked about it from all sides. It’s partly my doing and partly not my doing.’ While the 127 Hours star insists he’s comfortable with his sexuality, he reckons it’s high time big name Hollywood stars come out despite fears gay stars can’t win straight roles. ‘I think that the people I have known who are performers who haven’t publicly come out didn’t because they’re afraid it’ll hurt their careers. And they’re afraid they won’t be able to play straight roles anymore,’ said Franco.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much, if you get my drift. Like, no man who wishes he could give a real life blowjob (and does it at every opportunity on inanimate objects)  can sit there and say he's straight. Unfortunately, shit like this still matters to some people. I say the more the merrier - like what you like, suck what you want to suck and everyone just be happy. Just shut up about it already. />I'm just going to let James Franco dig his crater a bit deeper here. From Attitude (via Metro): The straight heartthrob insists he’s accepted the question mark over his sexuality, which wasn’t helped when he volunteered to perform oral sex on a bloke in his 2011 flick The Broken Tower. ‘One of the things that’s very much part of my public image is the question of my sexuality,’ the 34-year-old conceeded, ‘it’s not something that bothers me in the slightest. It hasn’t gone...

LeAnn Rimes Isn’t Going To Apologize Anymore, So Get Over It

Poor, poor LeAnn Rimes. All she does is get bullied and shit upon and no one will leave her alone. Well, guess what! She's not having it anymore. No sir, she won't apologise and feel bad for breaking up a family and being a total prick about it. No more! The phoenix will rise from the ashes once more! From Metro: Did you feel a need to explain yourself? You’ve done a lot of frank US TV interviews recently… Yes. People have been judging me, so I felt a need to explain and apologise, which I’ve done many times. Now I no longer feel that need. I’m happy and happily marri...

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

Hello, lords and ladies! It's that time again - a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. But to echo the gambler mindset, you've got to play to win! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you've won. As for last week's Jennifer Lawrence picture, the whole lot of you (with one or two exceptions) are total perverts (which we love). Winner: issueboy Lav with "LITTLE CEA...

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Halle Berry stole Whitney Houston's hair for 'The Call' [The Superficial] Oscar Pistorius is on the cover of TIME magazine, for some reason [The Frisky] Carmen Electra would love to pose nude for Playboy again [Starpulse] Leonardo DiCaprio is in Japan, promoting a movie [Lainey Gossip] Is Courtney Stodden getting a job, finally? [Socialite Life] Russell Crowe is out for lunch with Samantha Barks [Splash News Online] Kim Kardashian is still wearing ugly maternity clothes [Yeeeah] Lindsay L...

Justin Bieber’s On London’s Shit List After Turning Up To His Own Concert Two Hours Late

justin bieber london o2 pics Justin Bieber's panties - sorry, knickers - have been in a twist since he's been in London, especially since the city was solely responsible for putting a stop to his underage circus party last week. Like any toddler, he was bound to throw a fit in retaliation, and that came in the form of showing up two hours late for his concert at London's O2 arena last night. Needless to say, fans - and, you know, their parents - are none too pleased. To make matters worse, he didn't even bother to apologise once he got on st...

Taylor Swift Drinks Lavender Lemonade And Says Things

Taylor Swift spoke up for herself in the latest issue of Vanity Fair. Let's review some things we learned. Katie Couric is one of her favorite people. “Because she said to me she had heard a quote that she loved, that said, ‘There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.’” She drinks lavender lemonade. She describes her apartment as "Tim Burton–Alice in Wonderland–pirate ship–Peter Pan." She doesn't think she's boy crazy. "For a female to write about her feelings, and then be portrayed as some clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend in need of making you marry her and have kids with her, I think that’s taking something that potentially should be celebrated—a woman writing about her feelings in a confessional way—that’s taking it and turning it and twisting it into something that is frankly a little sexist." (Good for you, Taylor!) She dated Jake Gyllenhaal and John Mayer when she was "really young" and they were in their 30s. Harry Styles kissed another woman while he and Swift were together. "The relationship fell apart after he texted Swift to alert her of a picture on the Internet of him kissing a friend good-bye. They were 'making out like with their hands all up in each other’s hair,' says the source. (Swift gave the go-ahead for a close source to tell Sales about some of the more personal aspects of her life. I don't know why.) She doesn't buy houses next to the boys she likes. Referring to buying a house next to ex-boyfriend Conor Kennedy, "People say that about me, that I apparently buy houses near every boy I like—that’s a thing that I apparently do. If I like you I will apparently buy up the real-estate market just to freak you out so you leave me." Oh but wait, then there's this:
But [Vanity Fair reporter Nancy Jo Sales] reports that Swift actually did purchase the house. According to someone close to the situation, she had been viewing the property with her parents for over a year under the recommendation of Rory Kennedy. In November 2012, the Cape Cod Times reported the house had been sold to Ocean Drive LLC for $4.8 million. The company’s filing papers name a certain “Jesse P. Schaudies” of 13management—Taylor Swift’s management company. Schaudies did not return calls made to 13management’s offices, but according to the source, the Hyannis Port house was recently resold. “It was like a house-flip,” the source says. “A good short-term investment.”
Oops. Well anyway good for you Ms. Swift for speaking up for yourself! Sometimes I forget that you're 23 and think that you're 16. />Taylor Swift spoke up for herself in the latest issue of Vanity Fair. Let's review some things we learned. Katie Couric is one of her favorite people. “Because she said to me she had heard a quote that she loved, that said, ‘There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.’” She drinks lavender lemonade. She describes her apartment as "Tim Burton–Alice in Wonderland–pirate ship–Peter Pan." She doesn't think she's boy crazy. "For a female to write ...