Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt decided to put out their own wine earlier this month and it was apparently a pretty shrewd business choice, as it's all sold out already pretty much everywhere in the first 24 hours. Note to buyers: this shit is not polyjuice potion. You will not suddenly look like Brad or Angie by drinking their shitty alcohol. At $139 for a case, it needs to have magical properties because I'm a cheapskate.
From Yahoo News:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's first wine has gone down...
Miley Cyrus has clearly had enough of your bullshit. She recently quit Twitter - well, sort of - after everyone found out that fiancé Liam Hemsworth most likely cheated on her with January Jones or Emma Watson or some other bit on the side. I say "sort of" because she returned to the social networking site soon after, but only to let all you haters know that once her new music comes out, your ass is grass. Basically, she thinks it'll render you speechless.
my new music is gonna shut everyone up.— ...
Jessica Simpson's baby's wiener is making her nauseous [The Superficial]
Is James Franco our generation's great public intellectual? (No.) [Lainey Gossip]
January Jones brings the ice back to the US after a trip to Paris [Splash News Online]
Sofia Vergara is sizzling in a new shot for Machete Kills [Starpulse]
Tina Fey refuses to read mommy blogs [Celebitchy]
Kate Upton's doppelganger is just nearly as sexy as she is [The Frisky]
Britney Spears gets some pampering time in at the spa [I'm Not Obsessed]
Halle Be...
Another day, another Justin Bieber story (I know, I'm sorry). He's still in the UK, he's still an asshole, but this time, we're supposed to feel bad for him because poor baby Justin felt like he "couldn't breathe" while backstage at the O2 arena and had to see the medics. After performing a shortened set, he went to the hospital, had some oxygen and felt so ill, he managed to find time to Instagram the experience. Why him, God? How could you torture such a pure, innocent soul?!
From TMZ:
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Chelsea Handler is always running her mouth about some celebrity or other, and she's showing no signs of stopping. This time around, it's Taylor Swift she has thoughts on - mainly that TSwift goes through so many boyfriends so quickly because she's a virgin who won't put out and men are only interested in getting laid, so they hit the pike once they realise she's not going to open her legs.
From Watch What Happens Live:
"My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin," she said. "That eve...
Megan Fox was recently cast as April O'Neil for what is surely to be Michael Bay's craptacular Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. But Peter Laird, co-creator of TMNT isn't saying "Cowabunga!"
As he wrote on his blog:
My only exposure to Megan Fox as an actress is through her role in two Transformers movies and the wretched (but happily forgettable) Jennifer's Body. It may not be fair to judge her range of acting skills just from those three movies, but I think it is safe to say that there are...
Kelly Osbourne had a seizure while taping an episode of Fashion Police. As of now she appears to be okay. TMZ has the details:
Kelly was sitting in a chair, shooting the show in front of a full studio audience. Melissa Rivers was sitting next to her, filling in for Giuliana Rancic. Kelly turned to Melissa and said, "I don't feel good," and then she fell out of the chair and started shaking. Melissa then turned Kelly's head to help her. Someone from the audience -- some kind of emergency ...
Chris Brown is a cheap selfish entitled jerk who got into a fight with a valet guy because he didn't want to pay the $10 charge. Oh. My. God. Chris. Brown. Pick your battles. Hint: don't pick ANY battles.
TMZ obtained a video of the incident outside of Pinz Bowling Alley in Studio City. "Give me my f-cking keys," Brown yells in the valet attendant's face. He and his entourage surround the valet stand demanding Brown's keys, cursing. Then Brown gives up and takes off in his crazy expensive ca...
Terrence Howard is really good at having hissy fits. In his latest, he blames Iron Man for ruining his career. While doing press rounds for his latest film Dead Man Down, Mr. Howard was asked by Hollywood.com, "What's the worst thing you ever saw?" To which he responded,
Worst thing I witnessed was Iron Man killing my career.
Apparently he said it "with a laugh." Oh, that Terrence Howard, always known for goofing around! About Iron Man. Mr. Howard was not asked to come back for Iron Man 2 for two ...
Kim Kardashian had a miscarriage scare Tuesday night, after returning to Los Angeles from France. She's okay now. According to The New York Post via Radar Online,
She was sent home at 12:30 a.m Wednesday, the paper reported, and her doctors advised her to eliminate her fast-paced, jet-setting lifestyle as she advances into the final months of her pregnancy.
“Kim’s not respecting her pregnancy,” a source told the paper. “She’s running around, working out seven days a week. She...
Courtney Stodden thinks she's the next Marilyn Monroe [StarCrush]
Jessica Jane Clement is mostly dressed [Taxi Driver Movie]
Katy Perry goes for a power walk incognito, but we know it's her [Popoholic]
Lisa Rinna gives the peace sign on her way out of yoga class [ICYDK]
Snooki has lost 42 lbs but that's not why she looks better [Hollywood PQ]
Selena Gomez is in the recording studio, yay [MoeJackson]
Shailene Woodley is in the new Spider-Man film for some reason [Drunken Stepfather]
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