Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Is a Trainspotting Sequel In the Works?

trainspotting Trainspotting, the 1996 Danny Boyle film about drugs and the hapless British druggies who love 'em, may get a sequel twenty years later. Filmoria reports, “This has been a long time coming”. It sure has Mr. Boyle. In an interview with The Playlist at SXSW, Danny Boyle said the sequel to Trainspotting, the adaptation of author Irvine Welsh‘s own sequel, Porno, is back on. He hopes to deliver the film in 2016 and he believes in can get the entire cast back for the sequel including Ewan McGregor. Frequent collaborator, John Hodge, who has written the soon-to-be released Trance a...

Kelly Osbourne Seizure Update

kelly osbourne Kelly Osbourne suffered a seizure last week on the set of taping the TV show Fashion Police. To bring you up to speed: Kelly was sitting in a chair, shooting the show in front of a full studio audience. Melissa Rivers was sitting next to her, filling in for Giuliana Rancic. Kelly turned to Melissa and said, “I don’t feel good,” and then she fell out of the chair and started shaking.  Melissa then turned Kelly’s head to help her.  Someone from the audience — some kind of emergency resp...

Chris Brown Tells Club Crowd How To Treat A Woman The Chris Brown Way

Chris Brown did something both bizarre and stupid Thursday night when he gave impromptu relationship advice via song about how to treat a woman. And how would that be?
Every guy in this building has said one thing to their female ... If you're not an insecure n----, and you let her have fun with her friends, I applaud you. But you gotta say that one thing to her, and I made this shit up. [starts singing the rest] Don't make me have to tell you again, that that's my p---y baby! It is mine, baby, babe, mine. So you better not give it away! [...] So every person in this motherf-cking building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that to her. Cause she might f-ck another n----.
This all happened at the Emerson Theater in Hollywood. Apparently Brown just grabbed the mic from the DJ and started to go off. Why? Because he's Chris Brown, and he does whatever he wants to do whenever he feels like it without thinking about the consequences. That's just my theory. I just don't even know what to say about this person anymore. Thanks (I guess?) to TMZ for posting the video. If you'd like to watch Brown in all of his disgusting awkward glory, check it out: />Chris Brown did something both bizarre and stupid Thursday night when he gave impromptu relationship advice via song about how to treat a woman. And how would that be? Every guy in this building has said one thing to their female ... If you're not an insecure n----, and you let her have fun with her friends, I applaud you. But you gotta say that one thing to her, and I made this shit up. [starts singing the rest] Don't make me have to tell you again, that that's my p---y baby! It is mine, baby,...

Lindsay Lohan Won’t Accept House Arrest; Prefers Zero Punishment

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan is really counting on continuing to get away with stuff without repercussion, because why not? Her latest legal headache to everyone who has to deal with this is the Lindsay lying to the cops charge. Where we last left off, Ms. Lohan wanted a plea deal and then didn't accept it. Also, her lawyer sucks. The latest news is that Lohand That Rocks The Cradle (I know, I know, that doesn't even make sense, I'm just trying to come up with new things to say about this girl) doesn't want ...

James Franco Going To Broadway

james franco James Franco is going to be in his first Broadway show. He's going to play George in Of Mice And Men. Uh. Really? I'm surprised. I can see him more in a Mamet kind of thing. Or something more modern. And George isn't even the standout role in that one. It's all about Lennie. ("Tell me about the rabbits, George.") Oh damn, my theater nerd is creeping out. It's all in the very early stages and no premiere date is set. According to Broadway.com they don't even know who the costars will be yet. ...

Sad As Hell: Valerie Harper (Rhoda) Has Terminal Cancer

valerie harper rhoda Valerie Harper, 73, best known for portraying the kick-ass Rhoda Morgenstern from The Mary Tyler Moore Show and her own spinoff Rhoda, has been diagnosed with terminal brain cancer. From People, A battery of tests revealed she has leptomeningeal carcinomatosis, a rare condition that occurs when cancer cells spread into the fluid-filled membrane surrounding the brain. Her doctors say she has as little as three months left to live. THREE MONTHS. Three freaking months. People have beaten those ...

Real Housewife Taylor Armstrong Desperate For Job

taylor armstrong real housewives beverly hills Taylor Armstrong of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, is reportedly being fired from the series and is pretty much screwed without it. Radar Online exclusively reports: Unlike the other housewives on the show, Taylor is broke, and with most of her money coming from the reality show. Her husband, Russell, left her seriously in debt when he committed suicide. Taylor doesn’t know what she is going to do for money. Her daughter Kennedy, attends a swanky private school, and she doesn’t know...

Sofia Coppola’s The Bling Ring Teaser Is Out!

emma watson the bling ring Sofia Coppola, on her quest to make as many films about overprivileged white people as possible, gives us the teaser trailer for The Bling Ring. The film, starring Emma Watson, is based on the true story about a group of young people in LA who routinely "go shopping" (steal) from celebrities' homes. As the trailer shows, one of their targets is Paris Hilton. (It's set in 2008). Damn, five years is a huge time jump when you're Paris Hilton. Mercifully, she is not in the film itself. Will YOU see Th...

Topanga Meets Maxim

danielle fishel topanga maxim Danielle Fishel, best known as Topanga Lawrence from the beloved 90's show Boy Meets World, is Maxim's April cover girl. Ms. Fishel, now 31, is promoting her new show Girl Meets World, the Boy Meets World spin-off. In this show, her character and lBen Savage's character (Cory Matthews) have a daughter. Here are some of my favorite parts of her interview from Maxim: Where the heck did the name Topanga come from? Michael Jacobs, who created Boy Meets World, says he was driving down the high...

Jennifer Lawrence Was Bullied By Assholes Growing Up, But She Gets the Last Laugh

jennifer lawrence pics Jennifer Lawrence remains one of the most incredibly lovely, down-to-earth women in the industry in a new interview with The Sun, wherein she admits that she was picked on a lot in school (though she got the bullies back) and offers advice to anyone who might be going through something similar now. Jen says: “I changed schools a lot when I was in elementary school because some girls were mean. “They were less mean in middle school, because I was doing all right, although this one girl gave ...

Emilia Clarke Gets Naked On Broadway And People Are Taking Pictures Of It

emilia clarke pics Emilia Clarke from Game of Thrones is a total babe - don't act like you haven't ogled the Khaleesi once or twice - so it's no surprised that people are pretty stoked to see her strip down on stage as part of her role as Holly Golightly in the Broadway production of Breakfast At Tiffany's. They're so stoked, in fact, that they're breaking rules and taking photos of the actress in the nude. Uh oh. From Gawker & The New York Post: One scene in particular has been causing major headaches for the Cort T...

Demi Moore Finally Filed For Divorce From Ashton Kutcher

demi moore ashton kutcher divorce pics Sure, it's taken nearly two years for Demi Moore to file for divorce from estranged husband and Mila Kunis sweatpants hater Ashton Kutcher (despite the fact that he filed his own back in December), but she's been busy, okay? Between doing whip its and going on yoga retreats, there just haven't been enough hours in the day. Don't worry, though - the paperwork has finally been put in and Demi will be left recreating that pottery scene from Ghost, because Ashton will be out of her life 4eva. What makes ...