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Acclaimed British Actor And Harry Potter’s Uncle Died

harry potter's uncle durlsey griffiths Richard Griffiths, an acclaimed British actor perhaps best known for his role as Vernon Dursley, Harry Potter's mean uncle, died yesterday. The Los Angeles Times reports that he died from complications following heat surgery. He was only 65. Mr. Griffiths again starred with Daniel Radcliffe in the play Equus. He did quite a lot of theater, including The History Boys for which he won a Tony. He also reprised his History Boys role in the film. Personally I loved his role in the first episode of Ep...

Whimsy Fest 2013: Taylor Swift Is Going to Guest Star On ‘New Girl’

taylor swift zooey deschanel new girl Taylor Swift is still not content with ruining the music world (I kid! I love you, TSwift!) and has decided to further widen her repertoire to television, where she'll be joining sister in whimsy Zooey Deschanel over on New Girl during the show's upcoming season finale. From Entertainment Weekly: Taylor Swift is guest-starring in the May 14 episode of the Fox comedy, EW has learned. The country pop star will play a character named Elaine, who is an “important guest” at the wedding of Cece (Hannah Simon...

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john legend John Legend thinks all men should be feminists [Celebitchy] 'Harry Potter's Richard Griffiths dead at 65 after surgery [Starpulse] 20 reasons to love Celine Dion (uh, I've got hundreds!) [The Frisky] Sienna Williams and Tom Sturridge are still together, at least [Socialite Life] Anna Kendrick has gone K-Pop and now she'll never go back [The Blemish] Ryan Phillippe isn't so good at the whole real estate game [Celebslam] Johnny Rotten has a few things to say about Katy Perry's 'Part of Me' [OMG Blog...

Kirsten Dunst Thought Kissing Brad Pitt Was “Disgusting”

kirsten dunst brad pitt interview with the vampire Don't lie - y'all know Interview with the Vampire was the shit back in the day. Brad Pitt as Louis de Pointe du Lac? Yes, please! Tom Cruise as Lestat de Lioncourt? Yep (it's okay, it was pre-Scientology). Kirsten Dunst, only 11 at the time, also got her career started in the film as Claudia, a woman trapped in a little girl's body and turned into a vampire. She had to kiss Pitt - "a peck", as she now describes it - and while most ladies would be creaming themselves over the very thought, Ki...

Shitty Ways To Spend $23k: Adele Really Likes Classic Video Games, I Guess

adele Adele is a millionaire and all, so she can spend her money on whatever she wants, by all means. Still, I'm a cheapskate at heart - I cringe at shelling out more than $15 for a shirt, for example - so it makes me feel somewhat faint to read that Adele apparently spent $23,000 on classic video game machines for her house. From The Sun: The 'Skyfall' singer, 24, has bought Eighties’ favourites Pac-Man and Space Invaders as well as two pinball machines and a “shoot ’em up” with two guns....

Amanda Bynes Is About To Get Litigious On Dat Ass

Amanda Bynes is having a full-on meltdown and lucky for us, she's doing it in public forums like Twitter. There's nothing like the warm, cosy feeling you get by snuggling up to her selfies and wise words on love:   It doesn't matter what you think about yourself. All that matters is what your lover thinks of you. — Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 28, 2013   Well, Amanda's got her share of detractors both personally and in the media, and she's had enough. Apparent...

Angelina Jolie Denies Marrying Brad Pitt, But Isn’t Very Convincing

brad pitt angelina jolie Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are apparently getting married sometime soon and everyone (especially Jennifer Aniston, LOLZ)  wants to know when, but they're not telling. The reports of a possible secret wedding during Christmas 2012  have been circulating for months, ever since Angie started wearing a wedding ring on her wifey finger, so of course every reporter she deigns to give a few precious moments of her time wants to know if they're already married or what. From TMZ: Unfortunately your brows...

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blake lively Blake Lively has gone full-blown Canadian, I guess [Lainey Gossip] Ireland Baldwin is posting bikini selfies now [The Superficial] I don't know who Natalie Benattia is, but she's smoking hot [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Madonna's brother slams Sean Penn because he's desperate for attention [Bohomoth] Britney Spears takes her family home to Louisiana, remains adorable [Splash News Online] I can't believe Devin went home over Lazaro on 'American Idol' [Starpulse] Kim Kardashian reali...

Miley Cyrus Is Pissed Off at the Idiots Who Say She’s Hanging Out With Nick Jonas

miley cyrus nick jonas Miley Cyrus is really mad at all you idiots out there suggesting that she's hanging out with ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas again, 'cos she's totally not, OKAY? In the midst of all these "Will she or won't she marry Liam Hemsworth?" reports, she was apparently spotted with Mr. Ball Gag's brother out and about in Los Angeles and felt the need to hit up Twitter and tell everyone off for being wrong. "I literally haven't seen Nick Jonas in years. Don't believe everything you read folks. Why are magazi...

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard Have a Baby And Give Her An Awesome Name

kristen bell pregnant pics Infamous sloth lover and Veronica Mars star Kristen Bell is pretty adorable and so is her relationship with fiancé Dax Shepard (after all, anyone who surprises you with a real live sloth for your birthday is a keeper). The pair announced last year that they were expecting their first child together, and that baby came into the world on Thursday. Lincoln Bell Shepard is here. She has mom's beauty and dad's obsession with breasts. Hooray!!!— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) March 28, 2013 First of all, Lincoln Bell Shepard is suc...

Dude With World’s Biggest Dong Offers Jon Hamm Advice On Dealing With A Big Dong

jon hamm penis Jon Hamm has a big dong and is really sick of you talking about it. Now you know what it feels like to be Christina Hendricks and have everyone comment on your boobs all the damn time. Sucks, right? Sorry, Hamm. Jonah Falcon has a 13.5 inch penis, so he really knows how to deal with having a big dong. He offers some advice, and I must be a 10-year-old boy, because I cracked up. From The Huffington Post: "I'm willing to bet his problem is his balls," Falcon told The Huffington Post. "Balls cause...

Justin Bieber, WTF, Stop Spitting On People

justin bieber douchebag Justin Bieber, you need to get your shit together in a nice little bundle and hold it closer, tiny dancer. You say you're not a bad person and I believe that, but you are making some bad decisions. Like getting into a fight with your neighbor and being accused of battery. Now new details emerged that you spit on them and threatened to kill them. Dude, stop threatening to kill people. The last time you did that, your body guard held you back and made you look like an annoyed dad putting his child into a ...