Justin Timberlake's new album, The 20/20 Experience, isn't due out until next Tuesday (March 19), but oh, what the hell, it's 2013 and it was going to leak anyway. Therefore, Mr. Suit & Tie himself has decided to stream the album in full on iTunes. The tracks aren't separated so you don't really know what you're listening to, but that sorta doesn't matter because holy shit, it's really good. That's coming from someone who would never describe herself as a JT fan or anything but knows really...
Lana Del Rey is the cover girl for L'Officiel's magazine's April issue. (L'Officiel is a French fashion magazine established in 1921.) Why is it that fashion magazines from anywhere else in the world are better than the ones from the United States? It is my personal mission to bring some Lana Del Rey to Evil Beet even though I am 99% I am the only one here who likes her. But that 1% though, that 1% is going to love this. The shoot was photographed by Nicole Nodland, styled by Vanessa Bullugeon, and Ms. Del Rey is wearing outfits by Rochas, Valentino, Dolce & Gabbana, Robetro Cavalli, Saint Laurent, Ralph Lauren, Gucci and more. (Thanks for the deets, Fashnberry.com!) Bullugeon also styled Katy Perry for her L'Officiel cover shoot. I know that I can't wait to get my hands on matador inspired fashion on. ENJOY THE PHOTOS! (Being snarky counts as enjoyment.)
Jennifer Love Hewitt has what you (well, she) would describe as "King Kong boobs", and any lady with a nice rack knows it's a good asset to have on hand. However, like diamonds, gold bars and stock market earnings, assets must be protected, and insurance is always a handy thing to have. Our good friend Jennifer thinks it's hilarious to joke about insuring her boobs and thinks they're worth a few million.
From USA Today:
"I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, 'Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,' I'd be like, 'Do it. Love it! Why not?'" laughed Hewitt, who wears a size 36C bra. She then pointed to her chest and joked, "These things right here are worth $5 million!"
Y'all know JLH is forever in her skivvies on The Client List, which is one of the worst shows on TV at the moment, but apparently her grandmother loves it, especially when she bares all:
Hewitt shows off her famous assets regularly on the nighttime soap, much to the delight of her 86-year-old grandmother. "My grandmother loves to call me the TV ho," the actress giggled. "She thinks it's hysterical. . . I get to rub abs for a living. I never thought that that would be my job, so that's exciting. It's a hard job, but somebody has to do it, and I'm glad it's me!"
Nothing like Memaw's support for gratuitous Lifetime nudity! My grandmother still refers to my partner as my "friend", so I don't think she's very progressive. In fact, I think even watching The Client List might finish her off for good. Kudos to Jennifer Love Hewitt's grandma for successfully navigating the 21st century. And to Jennifer Love Hewitt herself, I suppose, for taking pride in her body. />Jennifer Love Hewitt has what you (well, she) would describe as "King Kong boobs", and any lady with a nice rack knows it's a good asset to have on hand. However, like diamonds, gold bars and stock market earnings, assets must be protected, and insurance is always a handy thing to have. Our good friend Jennifer thinks it's hilarious to joke about insuring her boobs and thinks they're worth a few million.
From USA Today:
"I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, 'Hey, you know ...
Sarah Jessica Parker has some jacked up feet from wearing heels for so long [The Superficial]
Olivia Wilde thought Jason Sudeikis was a bit of a prude at first [The Frisky]
Selena Gomez thinks Justin Bieber's recent trouble in London is hilarious [Starpulse]
The Beckham kids are still adorable as they go out to support Dad [Lainey Gossip]
Zooey Deschanel supports 'New Girl' at Paley fest [Splash News Online]
Britney Spears takes her new boyfriend to the tanning salon [Socialite Life]
Emma Stone looks great at the Croods p...
After picking up a trophy for Best Picture with Argo at the Oscars last month, Ben Affleck isn't busting his ass on his next project or anything. Instead, he's sitting on it, eating ice cream on his couch and hanging out with his wife/BFF/biggest fan Jennifer Garner. Sounds like a pretty good life, eh?
From US Weekly:
Affleck explained to Us Weekly that he's been reluctant to get out of sweats post-Oscars. "Luckily, I've been able to just enjoy my good fortune the last couple of weeks, just sit back and take it in, not do anything, ...
Another day, another celebrity hacking. This time it's not tits and ass we're getting a peek at, but rather private financial information of some of Hollywood's biggest stars (and a few politicians, too). Surprise: they're all rich! Filthy rich!
From TMZ:
Twelve big celebs and political figures, including Jay-Z, Beyonce, are the victims of a hacker who has posted detailed information about what appears to be their finances ... and we've learned law enforcement is on the case.
A websit...
Sharon Stone is apparently a bad employer. Really? Naw.
Her former maid, Angelica Castillo, is suing Ms. Stone for treating her poorly. From TMZ:
[Castillo claims] she injured her back while loading groceries in a car for Sharon. Castillo says her doctor ordered her to avoid lifting heavy objects, but that didn't sit well with the temperamental actress.
According to the lawsuit, when Castillo resisted heavy lifting because of the pain, Stone called her "crazy" and "stupid" and ultimately fired her...
Bill Murray, Matt Damon, John Goodman, and George Clooney had the silveriest foxiest night about town. Just a group of four chill bros. At first glance, really just looks like a group of dads. But look again! It's a quirky film director's dream team!
The legit foursome are shooting a film in Berlin titled The Monuments Men. Here's a short description of the film from IMDB: "In a race against time, a crew of art historians and museum curators unite to recover renown works of art stolen by Nazis before Hitler destroys them....
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, you've got to be in it to win it! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Jennifer Aniston and Adele picture, the whole lot of you are totally mean (which we love).
Winner: TeeGee with “Oh this? It’s a wedding ring. Don’t yo...
Morrissey, music's favorite Scrooge, is in the hospital with double pneumonia. I didn't even know one could get double pneumonia. Today I learned something. It sounds awful. The Huffington Post has the report:
Less than two months after canceling shows because of a bleeding ulcer, Morrissey is now reportedly battling pneumonia in both lungs.
The 53-year-old singer is being treated at a hospital in San Francisco and has rescheduled another concert date, according to a statement posted on fan ...
Justin Bieber's fans are nuts, Lady GaGa's are slightly worse and One Direction's are taking the cake this week for sending death threats to another fan who was lucky enough to be chosen by Harry Styles to come on stage during one of their recent concerts in Belfast and is now apparently his girlfriend.
From The Sun:
Jealous girls vowed to kill Shaniece Nesbitt, 18, after she spent the night with Harry at his hotel after a gig.
The Sun told yesterday how the singer, 19, singled her out in Belfast because she looked like actress Mega...
Olivia Wilde looks lovely on the cover of Marie Claire [Celebitchy]
There's another 'Hangover 3' trailer, in case you needed it [Hollywood Backwash]
Celebrities have some pretty weird phobias [StarCrush]
Lisa Rinna's workout outfit is just a bit revealing [Taxi Driver Movie]
Blake Lively shows off her legs for The Croods' premiere [Popoholic]
Beyoncé and Adele won't be singing at Michelle Obama's birthday, after all [Elite Daily]
Helen Flanagan gets her boobs out in a new video...