Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Rob Kardashian Almost Ruined Rita Ora’s Life By Calling Her a Slut

Tale as old as time, people. Rob Kardashian and Rita Ora were only ever f-ck buddies, as we all know, but since it took Rob so long to get that through his thick skull, he decided a while back when she broke up with him that he'd spread some rumours online about her cheating on him by sleeping with over 20 other dudes and claiming that he'd got her pregnant at one point. He's since admitted that's not true and that he's just mad because he got fat, obviously, but Rita thinks - probably rightfully so - t...

Mindy Kaling Is Writing Another Memoir Already

mindy kaling Mindy Kaling already wrote one book - Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? - back in 2011. The book detailed her experiences growing up and was a funny, intelligent collection of anecdotes that pretty much every woman aged 18 - 35 really enjoyed. If you fall within that demographic (or are just a fan anyway), here's some good news: she's writing another memoir already! From Vulture: The star and creator of The Mindy Project told the crowd at Friday's PaleyFest that, now that Fox has re-upp...

Shamwow Guy Made Movie Starring Lohan And Adrien Brody; Crime Against Humanity Achieved

lindsay lohan marilyn monroe The Shamwow guy AKA the Slapchop guy aka Vince Offer, directed a film starring Adrien Brody, Michelle Rodriguez, Rob Schneider, and Lindsay Lohan and the trailer is out and it's just as bad as you think it is. If you don't want to watch it, I'll sum it up for you. - That Adrien Brody is in this film is a testament to the fact that he is impossible to work with and that no one wants to deal with his bullshit even after winning an Academy Award. - The only funny moment in the trailer is wh...

This Will Make Your Day: Will Smith Raps Fresh Prince Song To Screaming High Schoolers

will smith fresh prince bel air Will Smith surprised high school students at a school assembly in England when he busted out The Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song. Let's get some context up in here: The actor was in England to take a tour of "real London," which is what brought him to St Martin in Tulse Hill. A spokesman for the Black Cultural Archives, who led Smith's tour, said, "Many discussions took place, including questions around identity and belonging, young people and life chances. Will Smith was very interested in these discussions especially as ...

No One Wants To Buy Magazines With Taylor Swift On The Cover

taylor swift cosmo cosmopolitan magazine Taylor Swift can sell albums but she can't sell magazines. Magazines with Taylor Swift on the cover don't move off the shelves compared to other celebrities. For example, Lady Gaga sold 602,000 copies of Vogue, whereas Ms. Swift's cover only moved 329,371. We should point out though, as does The Gloss, that Gaga covered the September issue, Vogue's most popular issue of the year. Also, Gaga's fan base is probably a lot bigger; she has the most followers on Twitter, heads and shoulders above other celebs. Howe...

Bachelor Sean Lowe To Be On Dancing With The Stars

sean lowe bachelor dancing with the stars Sean Lowe of The Bachelor is a surprise addition to Dancing with the Stars. Announced this morning on Good Morning America, Mr. Lowe with dance partner Peta Murgatroyd will join luminaries Andy Dick and Wynonna Judd among others on season 16 of ABC's reality dancing show. AND I AM SO PUMPED. Did you guys watch The Bachelor finale? Sean chose Catherine, who seems okay but barely got any screen time and isn't nearly as much of an audience favorite as runner-up Lindsay. Sean also really, really didn't want ...

Gaga Bought A Fancy-Ass Gold Wheelchair

lady gaga gold wheelchair terry richardson mtv Lady Gaga is rolling around in an exclusively designed gold plated wheelchair. AREN'T WE FANCY? Gaga injured herself badly enough to have to stay off of her feet. (She has a labral tear of the right hip and synovitis, severe inflammation of the joints.) She last tweeted a photo of a normal wheelchair with, "This is Emma" so I guess this means Gaga and Emma broke up. MTV details on this fancy-ass wheelchair: We've received an exclusive scoop from the chair's designer, Ken Borochov, that he ...

James Franco’s Neighbors Aren’t Too Happy About Him Living There

james franco Actor, pot smoker, wannabe BJ-giver and all-around intellectual James Franco bought a great little house in the Los Angeles neighborhood of Silver Lake a while back (from one of the costume designers on Mad Men, oddly), and while the people who lived next door were initially psyched about the star moving in, they've now written an "anonymous" (we see you!) letter to Curbed LA about how he's not only never there, but he's also letting his staff turn the place into a full-blown production studio. From Curbed LA: At first, my partner and I were ple...

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Justin Bieber Is Getting Advice From will.i.am Now, I Guess

justin bieber pics Justin Bieber isn't having a very good 2013 so far. He's showed up hours late for his own concerts, been kicked out of two clubs, got in a fight with a photographer and canceled another show over what seems to be low ticket sales. His transformation into complete and utter waste of space seems nearly complete!  But if you're going to have your head so far up your own asshole you can't see the light of day, you'll want to consult someone who's been there, done that, right? Enter will.i.am! ...

Russell Brand Is Being Sued For $185k Over LA Accident

russell brand pics Russell Brand, for all intents and purposes, is a pretty decent dude. He does his yoga, helps homeless people, always uses condoms, he knows how to be dignified after a painful divorce... I don't have a problem with him. Is he a bit... intense? Sure. But generally, I think he's a harmless bro who's worked hard to get his life together and I applaud him for that. Of course, that doesn't mean he's perfect, and now some bro in LA is claiming that Russell mowed him down with his car and he wants $185,00...

Kris Humphries Is After a Pound of Flesh From Kim Kardashian

kim kardashian kris humphries Don't ever get famous, or at least make sure you don't have a family when you do because they will run their traps to any press outlet that will listen. That's what's going on now with Kris Humphries' aunt and uncle (like, why bother?) - he claims that Kris wants revenge against she-devil and couch-ass haver Kim Kardashian. In fact, he actually wants a "pound of flesh" from her, which I'm sure she'll be glad to donate ten-fold, if all the bullshit about her horror at her pregnancy weight gain are to be belie...