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LOL: Kim Kardashian Gets Her Toe Stepped On

kim kardashian toe This is the biggest non-story of the day, but bear with me here, because it's hilarious (or maybe that's just my Dayquil talking). Yesterday, Kim Kardashian was on her way into Studio City in Los Angeles to film her newest show and her bodyguard was there, as well, trying to keep people from taking photos of the pregnant star. Instead, he stepped on her toe and walked on while she just stood there looking kinda pissed off. That's it. The incident in itself isn't all that funny, but the photo a...

L’Oreal Tattled On Natalie Portman

natalie portman dior mascara ad L'Oreal UK cosmetics got all Mean Girls and tattled on Natalie Portman for her Dior ad. It isn't that Ms. Portman had an exclusive contract for L'Oreal. It's that L'Oreal, thinking of Dior as its competition, felt the need to get the ad pulled. And they found a way. They got in touch with U.K.'s Advertising Standards Agency and told them that Dior's mascara ad is "misleadingly exaggerating the effects of the product." And the ASA agreed. More from NY Mag: Parfums Christian Dior said the ad had originally been intended to promote a lipstick,...

Miranda Kerr Car Accident Leaves Her In Neck Brace

miranda kerr injury neck brace Miranda Kerr, Victoria's Secret Angel, was in a car accident on the freeway on Monday. As a result, she is now in a neck brace. But she is mobile. TMZ posted a photo of her out and about in LA in yesterday. Details of the crash are still coming in, but The LA Times has some info: Kerr, 29, was spotted Tuesday wearing the medical collar, which she attempted to conceal with a patterned scarf. A driver reportedly smashed into her car on a L.A. freeway, TMZ reported. Her husband, actor Orlando Bloom,...

Kim Kardashian Got New Bangs; Duckface Still Old

kim kardashian bangs hair Kim Kardashian got real bangs cut and almost started crying over it. In case you didn't know what Kim looks like when she cries, here you go: Ultimately she likes the cut, and posted a photo of it on her Twitter to her 17+ million followers. She also posted video of the cut. Oh thank God. I almost had no plans tonight. Now I know what I'm going to do. She said that she got the cut because, "I just feel like I need a change." Do you like the her bangs/fringe? Here's a photo gallery of Kim K crying, bec...

Gwyneth Paltrow Decided That Her Entire Family Is Allergic To Everything

gwyneth paltrow leather Gwyneth Paltrow decided that her entire family is allergic to everything including gluten, dairy, and eggs. Her children Apple, 8, and Moses, 6, are forbidden to have these foods as well as carbs like pasta, bread, or rice. Same goes for husband Chris Martin (Coldplay). Ms. Paltrow discusses this in her latest cookbook, It's All Good. The book promises "DELICIOUS, EASY RECIPES That will make you LOOK GOOD and FEEL GREAT." Here's the book's description from Amazon: Last spring, after a particularly grueling sc...

Veronica Mars Is Kickstarting Its Way To The Big Screen

veronica mars kristen bell credits Veronica Mars, the cult television show that starred Kristen Bell and ended in 2007, is using Kickstarter to get funds to make a long-awaited Veronica Mars movie. Their goal is $2 million and as of now, according to Forbes, they've broken records by raising $1 million in the first four hours. It looks like this is going to happen. That is, that their goal is going to be reached. Hopefully after that it's not a struggle to actually get it made and into theaters. Series creator Rob Thomas (not the one who wants to, "Puuuusssshhh-a you down"/...

Told You So! Brandi Glandville Really Did Sleep with Gerard Butler

  bradi glanville gerard butler  Brandi Glanville was shouting her hook-up with Gerard Butler from the rooftops last year, but no one really believed it happened. That is, until now! Gerard has admitted that he did indeed do the dirty with Eddie Cibrian's ex, and he would have spoken up sooner but he didn't realise it was her since he didn't catch her last name when he sneaked out of her condo after their "one afternooner" was done. Ouch. However, Brandi's not put off by that - instead, she feels "vindicated"! F...

Sarah Palin’s Back and She’s Writing a Book About Christ-Mas

sarah palin If you were just about at the end of your 12-step program to forget Sarah Palin exists in this world, I'm sorry to bring you back down again. The former Alaskan governor and VP candidate has found another way to ruin your life: by ruining Christmas and writing a book about how much more Jesus it needs. A Happy Holiday Is a Merry Christmas will include some private Palin family Christmas activities/observances and will probably make you hate the month of December if you look at it, so I'd avoid it. Here's w...

Put Your Pens Down: Taylor Swift Is Putting Your Fan Mail in the Trash

Oh, dear. Looks like there's a reason Taylor Swift didn't show up at your doorstep in a limo on the night of your junior prom even though you wrote her and asked her to be your date like, six times. Turns out, she's not reading your fan mail - it's going in the trash before it even has a chance. From ABC's WKRN Nashville affiliate: NASHVILLE, Tenn. - Hundreds of letters addressed to country superstar Taylor Swift were discovered in a south Nashville recycling dumpster over the weekend. ...

Justin Bieber Blames the Gym and Meanies For His UK Breakdown

justin bieber amsterdam I think we're reaching the conclusion of Justin Bieber's epic UK breakdown. Let's do a checklist here, just to recap: - Cries about the "worst birthday ever" after trying to sneak underage kids into a club and not getting his own way - Turns up three hours late for his own concert - Wears ugly outfits on a "dare" then can't seem to keep his shirt on - Goes on insane Twitter rant about how rough he has it but won't listen to the haters - "Collapses" on stage and goes to the hospital for oxygen and an Instagram selfie ses...

Justin Timberlake “Absolutely Loves” Kanye West, Which Means He Hates Him

justin timberlake kanye west Never has a music feud been so goddamn boring as when Kanye West and Justin Timberlake started being at odds. Now now, lads, there's enough of Jay-Z's friendship to go around. After Kanye told a crowd in London earlier this month that he "ain't f-ckin' with that 'Suit & Tie'," JT responded by changing the lyrics in the song during his performance on SNL last weekend to something about rappers being dramatic because his "hit's so sick". I mean, whatever and all, but I just yawned while typing that entire paragraph....

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Kim Kardashian is still pregnant and still going out in ugly clothes [The Superficial] Selena Gomez is having a lot of fun watching Justin Bieber's meltdown [Lainey Gossip] Official 'Splash' photos are here and they're nothing special [Starpulse] Ke$ha's hosting parties in Las Vegas in flower hats [Splash News Online] Scott Disick called Kourtney Kardashian fat on national TV [The Blemish] Olivia Wilde gets hotter in .GIF form [Socialite Life] Michelle Williams is in red face for a new magazine shoot - uh oh! [Yeeeah] Zooey Deschanel's face doesn't look anything like her face [Amy Grindhouse] Gwyneth Paltrow won't let her kids have carbs [Celebzter] Here's Tom Hardy holding an adorable puppy [Celebitchy] Jada Pinkett Smith wants to know why women in their 40s are going gay [Bohomoth] Tina Fey doesn't want to talk about Taylor Swift [IDLYITW] Gwen Stefani is flawless as per usual [I'm Not Obsessed] Kate Bock is up-and-coming in Sports Illustrated's eyes [G Celeb] Brandi Glanville is not too happy with Chelsea Handler [ICYDK] Ian Somerhalder and Grumpy Cat come face to face at SXSW [Hollywood Backwash] Snoop Dogg is performing on Conan [PopCrush] Ed Norton is going to be a father in just a few months [Starcrush] />Kim Kardashian is still pregnant and still going out in ugly clothes [The Superficial] Selena Gomez is having a lot of fun watching Justin Bieber's meltdown [Lainey Gossip] Official 'Splash' photos are here and they're nothing special [Starpulse] Ke$ha's hosting parties in Las Vegas in flower hats [Splash News Online] Scott Disick called Kourtney Kardashian fat on national TV [The Blemish] Olivia Wilde gets hotter in .GIF form [Socialite Life] Michelle Williams is in red face for a new magazine shoot - uh oh! [Yeeeah] Zooey Deschanel...