Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kate Moss Raises Over 300k By Reading Fifty Shades Of Grey

kate moss 50 shades of grey Kate Moss raised £200,000 (equivalent to about $302,285) for the charity Comic Relief by reading Fifty Shades Of Grey on the radio. Ms. Moss has a lovely speaking voice, and she was endearingly shy about reading it live on BBC Radio 1. She didn't read much and certainly nothing explicit, but it was weirdly cute. Here's the excerpt: He steps out of his shoes and reaches down to take each of his socks off, never taking his eyes off me. I am rendered speechless by the look of hunger in his eyes. Wow ... to be w...

Faith In Hollywood Marriage Restored: Danny DeVito And Rhea Perlman Back Together

danny devito rhea perlman marriage Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman are back together after about a six month separation. Woohoo!! They've been married for thirty years, which is really, really impressive in Hollywood and actually impressive for anyone. From People Magazine: "They love each other," says a friend of the couple. "Always have and always will." Awww, yay! Mr. DeVito is awesome as Frank Reynolds in It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. While I think that Dennis and then by Charlie are my favorite characters, Frank always adds a special some...

Billy Joel Is AWESOME; Lets Fan Play Piano With Him Onstage

billy joel vanderbilt michael pollack student Billy Joel may not be known as the "coolest" or "edgiest" musician but there's no denying the guy's talent or the awesomosity of treating a fan to an experience of a lifetime. Mr. "In The Middle Of The Niiiii-iiiight I Go Walking In My Sleep" Joel was giving a part lecture part concert at Vanderbilt University when shit got real during the Q&A. Superfan and college freshman Michael Pollack told his idol that New York State of Mind is his favorite song and asked if he could accompany him on piano. Mr. "To The Mountains Of F...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Getting Matching “Commitment Tattoos”

kim kardashian kanye west Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are absolute self-obsessed idiots - and therefore perfect for one another - so I don't really have a problem with the idea of them getting matching commitment tattoos. Besides, I suppose it's better than another televised sham wedding, eh? From The Daily Star: The pair, who are expecting their first child in June, have been to famous LA tattoo parlour Shamrock Social. We're told: "They'll have each other's names tattooed, leaving a big space for the baby's name, so they all intertwine." Aw, isn't that ...

Michelle Williams Wore Redface and People Aren’t Too Happy About It

This is a tough story to write for several reasons. One, I really love Michelle Williams and think she's lovely and a wonderful actress and all that. Two, I really, honestly don't believe there was a single racist motivation behind this photoshoot for the British publication AnOther magazine, which sees her dressed in "redface" - you know, Native American garb. Mind you, lack of intention doesn't negate the fact that something is wrong and/or offensive, which is the point writers over at Jezebel were trying to make when they called out the mag - and Michelle herself - earlier this week, writing, "Just as Blackface is never okay, Redface is never okay. Ever." Right, I feel you on that - we can't pick and choose on what counts as racist and what doesn't and we should be consistent across the board, though I personally find it really hard to be as offended by this as I would someone in Blackface. Why is that? I have no idea. Perhaps that's a societal thing, since Native American oppression and treatment has long been kept sorta under wraps in comparison. It's definitely not right, it's just what happens. In any case, AnOther made a statement in response to Jezebel's piece apologising for any offense caused and clarifying their intention for the photoshoot:
"The image... is one of a suite of images taken from inside the magazine, presenting Ms Williams in a series of eight different imaginary characters. All the characters in the story were inspired by multiple fashion and cultural references, characters and eras, as well as by our admiration of Ms Williams as one of the most respected and talented actresses of her generation."
I'm inclined to read this as sincere. It's also difficult to question whether people think too big of a deal is being made by this because chances are, most of us are white people who don't have to deal with cultural or racial oppression on a daily basis. Still, I wonder if this wasn't sensationalised just a little and question where we draw the line between artistic expression and cultural appropriation/racism. />This is a tough story to write for several reasons. One, I really love Michelle Williams and think she's lovely and a wonderful actress and all that. Two, I really, honestly don't believe there was a single racist motivation behind this photoshoot for the British publication AnOther magazine, which sees her dressed in "redface" - you know, Native American garb. Mind you, lack of intention doesn't negate the fact that something is wrong and/or offensive, which is the point writers over at Jezebel were...

MIA’s Custody Battle With Benjamin Bronfman Is Getting Messy

mia MIA is the mother to a lovely little 4-year-old boy called Ikhyd with ex-fiancé Benjamin Bronfman and shit is getting ugly. Since the pair broke up, they've become embroiled in a pretty heated custody battle over the kid, with Bronfman's family seeking full custody. MIA is obviously not having it, and accused him of trying to use his wealth to take Ikhyd away from her in a series of tweets (which have all been deleted now): "BEN you cant take my son away from me 'The mother'. Just because you have money doesn...

Chris Brown Is A Wanted Man in Ghana

chris brown Everyone hates Chris Brown, including his "fans" in Ghana, where he's apparently wanted for prosecution for smoking weed on stage and promoting drug use and "taking up arms" during his show earlier this month at the Accra Sports Stadium Concert in honor of the 56th anniversary of the country's independence. After asking the crowd if they smoke weed, the walking shit smear lit a blunt on stage and said, “If anybody is tripping off ya’ll smoking weed, f-ck them. Shit, I got my blunt right here.â...

Lindsay Lohan Won’t Be Getting a Plea Deal, After All

lindsay lohan court Lindsay Lohan lied to cops about driving drunk and - surprise! - they're sort of trying to hold her responsible for it. Kind of. She was offered a plea deal in the case, which, if accepted, would probably mean she'd spend some time on house arrest. But Our Lady of Zero Consequences wasn't too fond of that and wanted, well, no punishment at all. She obviously hasn't considered that her other alternative is actually going to jail or she just doesn't care, because after refusing the deal, prose...

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Taylor Swift is shooting music videos with Instagram now, I guess [The Superficial] Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are still together and now they're in London [Lainey Gossip] Michael Bublé and his pregnant wife hit the beach in Miami [Splash News Online] Dave Navarro is really into suspension in a sexual way, apparently [Starpulse] Jillian Michaels is just realising how hard it is to raise kids [Celebitchy] Charlie Sheen hates his kids' former school and wants to throw poop at it (??) ...

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Trying to Work It Out, Guys

miley cyrus liam hemsworth Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's romance is on the outs and has been for a while. After Liam was pretty much exposed for cheating on her (whether with January Jones or Emma Watson, we're not sure and it doesn't matter), Miley told everyone to shut up and wait for her music and also swore that her wedding isn't called off. Then it seemed like it was. Now we don't know, but a "friend" has assured E! Online that Miley and Liam are trying to work their shit out. "[Miley and Liam] have been a bit rocky, ...

Lil Wayne’s Taken to Hospital Again After Having More Seizures

lil wayne Lil Wayne was rushed Los Angeles hospital again after experiencing what's said to be "multiple seizures", a follow-up to the convulsions he had last fall (after which he was put on medication for the condition). TMZ reports that he's been released and is now okay, but damn. Sources close to the rapper tell us, Wayne suffered the seizures Tuesday night after shooting a music video in L.A. and was subsequently taken to Cedars-Sinai hospital. Weezy was released several hours later, early Wednesday morning. We're to...

Katy Perry Gets $2 Million To Write About Herself

katy perry glasses Katy Perry is getting $2 million dollars for her autobiography. Daaaaaamn. Girl, you better WRITE this. At least write more than half. Don't let a ghostwriter do the whole thing. Please. Huffington Post confirms: The "Fireworks" singer reportedly inked a $2 million book deal for an autobiography -- a hot ticket given her widely publicized divorce from comedian Russell Brand. The news comes on the heels of Brand's own book deal. He will reportedly address the divorce in memoir, a follow u...