Mila Kunis is of course a beautiful young woman, and The Huffington Post agrees. But when they posted this photo of the actress bare-faced, everyone freaked out. The comments section exploded, with people accusing Huff Po of shaming young women, others saying Kunis should give her make up artist a raise and more saying that she still looks beautiful.
The Mirror couldn't help but point out that she "looks a bit puffy."
And Yahoo! News even went so far as to "blame" her tired appearance on her relationship with Ashton Kutcher.
Good lord. I'm just so thankful that the lovely Ms. Kunis looks tired sometimes, too. Maybe if we didn't Photoshop our celebrities to hell, people wouldn't be so shocked when they see photos of how they really look.
Oh, Kim Kardashian - a true example of how little the amount of money you have has to do with how many brain cells are in operation in your cranium on any given day. Our Lady of the Crushed Toes - who is currently carrying Kanye West's progeny, in case you forgot - has been struggling with pregnancy for a number of reasons. First, she doesn't want couch-ass. Second, it's like, really hard and totally not easy like everything else in her life has been up to this point.
From E! News:
"Being pregnant is not as easy as my sister made it look or as my mom has made it look," Kim said. "I like to be active...but I've been chilling out. I took a week off, just to rest and it was amazing."
Yes, your hectic schedule of promoting yourself and your very real reality show, taking pictures of yourself, getting your hair cut and shopping for hideous maternity wear is something anyone would need a break from. God help this woman when she becomes a mother. Actually, God help the child, is more like it. />Oh, Kim Kardashian - a true example of how little the amount of money you have has to do with how many brain cells are in operation in your cranium on any given day. Our Lady of the Crushed Toes - who is currently carrying Kanye West's progeny, in case you forgot - has been struggling with pregnancy for a number of reasons. First, she doesn't want couch-ass. Second, it's like, really hard and totally not easy like everything else in her life has been up to this point.
From E! News:
"Being pregnant is not a...
Gwyneth Paltrow lives on pete moss and lettuce water, but somehow she's managed to give birth to two healthy (and gluten-deprived) kids with Chris Martin. However, the wheatgrass isn't always green on Gwyn's side of the fence, because it turns out she suffered a miscarriage when attempting to bring a third child into the world, and she doesn't know whether she should try to get pregnant again.
From You:
"My children ask me to have a baby all the time. And you never know, I could squeeze one more in. I am missing my third. I'm thinking about it.
"I had a really bad experience when I was pregnant with my third. It didn't work out and I nearly died. So I am like, 'Are we good here or should we go back and try again?'"
Going through a miscarriage is an awful thing for anyone to go through, but I'm not being flippant when I question whether part of the reason she miscarries is that she barely eats anything and doesn't take in nearly enough calories to sustain the pregnancy? I know she's done it twice and all - and hopefully when she is pregnant, she throws away her 700 calorie per day Tracy Anderson bullshit - but given the illnesses she openly suffers from (osteoporosis, "gluten intolerance" and anemia come to mind, immediately), it's not as surprising as perhaps it should be.
I like Gwyneth for comedic value. I think Lindy West got it spot on when she wrote: "Commitment to whimsy + clueless gusto + impenetrable privilege = the world's best comedy." Amen, sister. Here's hoping Gwyneth ups her food intake and is soon no longer "missing [her] third". />Gwyneth Paltrow lives on pete moss and lettuce water, but somehow she's managed to give birth to two healthy (and gluten-deprived) kids with Chris Martin. However, the wheatgrass isn't always green on Gwyn's side of the fence, because it turns out she suffered a miscarriage when attempting to bring a third child into the world, and she doesn't know whether she should try to get pregnant again.
From You:
"My children ask me to have a baby all the time. And you never know, I could squeeze one more in. I am mi...
How is losing nearly 60 lbs in just 3 months after shooting a baby out of your nether regions humanly possible outside of like, The Biggest Loser, where they eat about 600 calories and work out about 8 hours per day and have roughly 150 - 200+ pounds to lose, thereby making all of that easier (but still super unhealthy)? Well, that's pretty much what Beyoncé is saying happened to her after Blue Ivy graced the world with her presence.
From Shape:
"I gained 57lbs when I was pregnant. I didn't have a lot of time to lose the weight, because I scheduled a show three months after I gave birth, which I would never do again.
"I'm not a person that is naturally very thin. I am a person that has to work at keeping my body in shape. For me dancing is what keeps me active. Not everyone is supposed to be the same.
"Be healthy and take care of yourself, but be happy with the beautiful things that make you, you."
Aight, I'm with the body positivity and appreciate that Bey is open about the fact that most Hollywood stars aren't stick figures without either starving themselves and/or spending every spare second at a gym (or any other number of unsavory procedures that I probably can't even fathom), but I also don't believe that Beyoncé didn't take part in that whole process if she lost 57 lbs in 3 months. I just don't.
Of course, I'm waiting for some of y'all to pipe up with how she didn't really lose that much because she didn't gain that much because she was never really pregnant. I await you, naysayers. You make my days worth it. />How is losing nearly 60 lbs in just 3 months after shooting a baby out of your nether regions humanly possible outside of like, The Biggest Loser, where they eat about 600 calories and work out about 8 hours per day and have roughly 150 - 200+ pounds to lose, thereby making all of that easier (but still super unhealthy)? Well, that's pretty much what Beyoncé is saying happened to her after Blue Ivy graced the world with her presence.
From Shape:
"I gained 57lbs when I was pregnant. I didn't ...
Mila Kunis is of course a beautiful young woman, and The Huffington Post agrees. But when they posted this photo of the actress bare-faced, everyone freaked out. The comments section exploded, with people accusing Huff Po of shaming young women, others saying Kunis should give her make up artist a raise and more saying that she still looks beautiful.
The Mirror couldn't help but point out that she "looks a bit puffy."
And Yahoo! News even went so far as to "blame" her tired appearance on her rel...
David Bowie's album The Next Day has hit the #1 spot in the UK charts. It is the first time Sir Bowie has had a #1 record in 20 years. David Bulging Tights Bowie could easily take the #1 slot in the USA as well, but he'll have to fight Jon Bon Jovi to get it. Seriously. David Hunky Freakin' Dory Bowie and Bon Jovi are the top selling artists. Cue this:
NO BUT REALLY, I'm psyched over this even though the Jov will likely beat Mr. Bowie, according to the Atlantic Wire:
Though the final l...
Harry Styles usually goes for women that are old enough to be his mother since girls his own age rarely put out or whatever, but he's staying in his peer group for now and is apparently interested in bagging Jennifer Lawrence. He apparently went so far as to tweet a fake account (she's not even on Twitter) in hopes of getting closer. Since JLaw has a molecule of common sense, there's a better chance of Lindsay Lohan going to prison for 10 years than there is of Harry getting into her pants, but whatever.
From Heat:...
No one gives two shits about Stephenie Meyer anymore now that the whole Twilight saga is finally done. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have probably deleted her number from their iPhones and added her email address to their spam filter, but like door to door Jesus peddlers, Stephenie won't go away that easy. To stay in the press, she's opened up and admitted that she blames herself for KStew and RPattz's relationship woes because if they weren't involved in the Twilight brouhaha, the whol...
When the poor man's Madonna rises from her golden wheelchair just in time to walk down the aisle with alleged fiancé Taylor Kinney, she'll apparently be wearing Versace. Lady GaGa will eschew tradition (because of course she will) for her wedding and instead asked Donatella Versace to make her a black and gold gown with diamonds in it (because of course she did).
From The Sun:
The singer asked the fashion queen to create a gown made with black and gold silk with diamonds sewn into the bodice.
She also wants a removable skirt and train which c...
Jude Law hasn't been interesting to me in... well, he was never interesting. But in order to cling to the spotlight, he's decided to go about 10 years in the past and bring up the fact that he was vilified in the press for cheating on former fiancée Sienna Miller with his children's nanny, claiming that he's been treated unfairly and that reports about him being a total asshole womanizer in the press have been "horrible" and "boring".
From ShortList:
“I don’t really want to get into this,” he says, ...
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Everyone got all up in arms yesterday after TMZ claimed that Lil Wayne was back in hospital yet again. He was released on Wednesday after suffering a seizure the night before, but the site claimed that he went on a Sizzurp binge or something and was readmitted to have his stomach pumped three times to get rid of the codeine in his system, and that he was receiving his last rites and was expected to die. The only problem with that story is... it seems to be false.
Here's the initial report:
Li...