Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jennifer Lawrence Wanted To Be The Next Bachelorette?!

oscars jennifer lawrence goofy Jennifer Lawrence, everyone's favorite alternative to Anne Hathaway, at some point apparently wanted to be the bachelorette of The Bachelor's spin-off, The Bachelorette. "Wanted" does not mean, "almost was" or "was even a remote possibility." She knew that her agents/managers would never allow it, but that didn't kill the desire. According to The National Enquirer: [Jennifer] is so enamored of The Bachelor that she approached the show’s host Chris Harrison at the Oscars and gushed about it. What’s more, s...

Beth Ditto Arrested For Kicking A Dude In The Balls

beth ditto mugshot Beth Ditto, lead singer of The Gossip, was arrested in Portland on Friday for "disorderly conduct." Translation: girl was blackout drunk and violent in public. Ms. Ditto's classy evening began at The Bungalo Bar where she was allegedly kicked out for being "too drunk." Then we get into Amanda Bynes territory. Apparently after being ejected, she ran out into the street, threw off her shoes, and shouted, "Obama! Obama!" Shit got real and the police arrived. The Metro posted this witness acc...

Details of Lohan Plea Deal, Plus Lohan Laughs When Judge Suggests “Don’t Drive”

lindsay lohan court Lindsay Lohan will not be going to jail -- sorry, everyone! She took the plea deal. Although she was sentenced to 5 days in jail, it looks like that will be combined with her 90 day lockdown in a rehab facility. And let's be real, even if that wasn't the case, she'd likely spend 3 hours in jail, tops. Here are the details of the plea, straight from the judge. Lohan must comply with all of this or she will get 180 days in jail. 24 months on probation. 5 days in jail plus $150 fine plus pe...

Taylor Swift Admits She Wrote ‘I Knew You Were Trouble’ About Harry Styles

taylor swift harry styles This story isn't so much a surprise as it is an LOL moment, since Taylor Swift has finally admitted that she wrote her hit single 'I Knew You Were Trouble' about none other than One Direction singer and ex-boyfriend Harry Styles. From The Sunday Times (via DigitalSpy) "You're balancing the analytical side of your brain, which is telling you where to go and how to go there, with the other side of your brain, which is saying, 'Feel everything you're singing, and show it on your face. Fee...

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lil wayne Lil Wayne has been in ICU for 6 days, apparently [ICYDK] Nicki Minaj is talking to herself again [StarCrush] When did Shia LaBeouf get a six pack, exactly? [Hollywood Backwash] Vanessa Hudgens pumps her own gas and looks hot doing it [Popoholic] Celebrities tend to resemble their dogs more often than not [Elite Daily] Camila Alves is a really good looking woman [Bitten and Bound] Vanessa Hudgens shows off her ass at yoga class [Drunken Stepfather] Ireland Baldwin is working ou...

Adele Has Conquered The World But Doesn’t Have a Driver’s License

adele Adele has been enjoying her time out of the spotlight after the massive success of her sophomore album, 21, having babies and hanging out with Jennifer Lawrence and all that jazz. One thing she hasn't done? Gotten her driver's license. Wow, okay, loser! God, like, who doesn't drive? (Me, that's who! Nearly 29 and only ever got my permit 10 years ago!) From The Sun: She’s won countless awards, had the best-selling British album of the 21st Century and popped out sprog ANGELO. But the singer has another challenge in her s...

Lindsay Lohan Skips Pre-Court Date Flight to Go See A Band Play But Now She’s Taken a Plea Deal

lindsay lohan Oh, Lindsay, never change. Or, you know, change before you're in jail for life or dead or something. Apparently Our Lady of Zero Consequences (bringing it back!) was due to fly from New York to Los Angeles on Saturday night ahead of her mandatory court appearance today (Monday). The only problem? She decided not to take it and instead stayed in NYC to see some shitty band play at a nightclub. Then shit got doubly crazy as she re-booked a flight for Sunday night which she GOT OFF just moment...

Selena Gomez’s Mom Pushed Her to Strip Down For ‘Spring Breakers’

spring breakers selena gomez vanessa hudgens ashley benson Selena Gomez might seem like an unlikely choice (at least in comparison to say, Vanessa Hudgens) for a movie like Spring Breakers, which is a girly version of some of the debauched bro-centric shit out pretty often, and that's because she totally is. Still, she was keen to get rid of her squeaky clean Disney image and while she was nervous about parading around in a bikini on film, it was her mom who convinced her that the project was worthwhile. Go on, Mom! From E! News: "She loves this kind of vibe," the former Disne...

What The Hell? Tone Loc Has Had a Seizure Now

tone loc I really don't get what's up with the stars all having seizures lately. First Kelly Osbourne collapses, then Lil Wayne has a Sizzurp meltdown and now Tone Loc - of 'Funky Cold Medina' fame, in case you forgot - has suffered a seizure during a gig in Iowa. It's uncertain what his condition is now, but what the hell? From TMZ: According to various reports, Loc had finished a song during his show in Des Moines, IA when he collapsed. The Des Moines Register says Loc was attended to for five minutes on ...

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jennifer love hewitt Jennifer Love Hewitt is freezing her eggs and that's probably a good idea [The Superficial] Having friends really suits Katie Holmes - she should hang out more often [Lainey Gossip] Ashley Tisdale wears nude lipstick, which is a trend, I guess [Yeeeah] 'Dancing with the Stars' is set to kick off soon - uh oh! [Starpulse] Here's a gallery of celebrities making really funny faces [theBERRY] Kate Middleton sort of wishes she was having a son, William wants a daughter [Celebitchy] Mariah Carey an...

Miley Cyrus’ New Tattoo Isn’t As Ugly As Her Break-Up From Liam Hemsworth

It's been a rough month for Miley Cyrus - she got grandma hair, mistakenly thought anyone is looking forward to her new music and most likely broke up with fiancé and longtime boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. To make matters worse, now she's got another ugly tattoo courtesy of Kat Von D. The walking Tim Burton character announced her creation via her Instagram page: "Just did the RADDEST tattoo on @MileyCyrus. "A miniature rendition of a da Vinci anatomical heart!" Well, isn't that special? Also, ...

Beyoncé Releases New Music That Sounds Nothing Like Beyoncé Music

beyonce pic Beyoncé is gearing up for her big comeback after giving birth to the second coming, and plenty of changes are afoot. She's shed some pounds, gone platinum blonde for her upcoming tour and to complete the package, Beyoncé has now released new music... which sounds absolutely nothing like Beyoncé music. I'm a big fan of Queen Bey's, musically speaking - she makes some really great pop/hip hop crossover tracks that are catchy, fun to listen and sing along do and generally send a decent enough message to young girl...