Katie Holmes has always struck me as mind-numbingly boring and personality-less, especially after she got with Tom Cruise, and her interview in the new issue of Allure does nothing to dispel that opinion. In excerpts, Katie sounds off on exciting topics like motherhood, career and... world peace.
US Weekly shares some "highlights":
After finalizing her divorce from Tom Cruise, 50, in July 2012, the mom to daughter Suri, 6, talks about the possibility of expanding her family one day.
"I don't know," she says...
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Lindsay Lohan is dodgier than 2 cars meeting behind a high school at 2am during a snow storm, so it's no surprise that her lawyer, Mark Heller, would fall right in line. We know she finally took the plea deal at the eleventh hour and is going to rehab for 90 days (ha, let's see how long that lasts!) but did you also know that Heller tried to get Lindsay's former assistant to lie on the stand, if it came to that?
From TMZ:
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the Santa Monica City Attorney will be launching an investigation and will interview Lohan's ex-assistant Gavin Doyle tomorrow in the presence of police.
We're told ... prosecutors believe Heller may have approached Gavin and tried to get him to admit that he was the one driving the vehicle when Lohan's Porsche crashed into a big rig on Pacific Coast Highway last summer.
TMZ has learned Gavin has told multiple people about the alleged witness tampering ... including an officer of the court.
As for Heller, he has strongly stated that any accusation of witness tampering on his part is "crazy."
Huh, if by "crazy" you mean "something I would totally do for my drug-addicted client who is paying me with checks with Charlie Sheen's name on them", then yes, it's really crazy! Considering Lindsay barely even made it to court at all and when she did, she looked like she'd been up for three days smoking meth, I don't doubt at all that Heller realised the reality of the situation was pretty dire.
Some photos of Lindsay in court and Heller giving his press conference outside after the ruling are below...
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Lindsay Lohan is dodgier than 2 cars meeting behind a high school at 2am during a snow storm, so it's no surprise that her lawyer, Mark Heller, would fall right in line. We know she finally took the plea deal at the eleventh hour and is going to rehab for 90 days (ha, let's see how long that lasts!) but did you also know that Heller tried to get Lindsay's former assistant to lie on the stand, if it came to that?
From TMZ:
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the Sa...
Lil Wayne suffered a seizure last week and was taken to the hospital. He was in the ICU at Cedars-Sinai for a while but now it looks like he may be in the clear -- he was released last night. TMZ reports:
Wayne spent 6 days in the hospital -- most of it in the Intensive Care Unit -- after suffering what appears to be a drug OD that triggered a series of massive seizures.
Sources connected with the rapper tell us ... Wayne is feeling weak but he's a lot better. He plans on laying low until he makes a full recovery.
Kelly Osbourne also suffered a seizure. Yesterday was her first day out and about. Her spokesperson said,
Doctors ran numerous tests and determined that this was most likely a onetime episode of which there are no conclusive results. (ABC News.)
Well that's horrifying.
Best of health to both of them. />Lil Wayne suffered a seizure last week and was taken to the hospital. He was in the ICU at Cedars-Sinai for a while but now it looks like he may be in the clear -- he was released last night. TMZ reports:
Wayne spent 6 days in the hospital -- most of it in the Intensive Care Unit -- after suffering what appears to be a drug OD that triggered a series of massive seizures.
Sources connected with the rapper tell us ... Wayne is feeling weak but he's a lot better. He plans on laying low until he...
Jessica Alba's lifestyle tips are apparently "more grounded" than Gwyneth's [Celebitchy]
Dita Von Teese is topless again in public [Taxi Driver Movie]
Kevin Federline's just going to ride the whole fat thing out, I guess [The Superficial]
Sara Underwood is pretty, blonde and in a pretty skimpy dress [IDLYITW]
Bradley Cooper got a perm for a movie role, so he might get an Oscar after all [Lainey Gossip]
Brandi Glanville thinks LeAnn Rimes has "no boundaries" [ICYDK]
Miley Cyrus is running around in a tiny bikini and there are...
I can't even believe I'm writing about this, but Sunday night on Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, the Kardashian sisters got into some serious shit when they decided to become scientists and perform their own experiment. Khloe hears that drinking pineapple juice makes your vagina taste sweet and reports this to Prego and Braindead. That's ridiculous, but it doesn't keep Kim and Kourtney from trying it, rubbing themselves all over napkins and then having Khloe sniffing those same napkins to put i...
Rihanna smoked away all the sense God gave her, and he never gave Chris Brown any at all, so it's no surprised the poster couple for "RELATIONSHIPS YOU NEVER WANT YOUR KIDS TO GET INTO" apparently want to get married on the beach in Barbados, with Rihanna wearing a bikini instead of a wedding dress. Isn't that special?
From Now:
A source close to the singer, 25, reveals: 'This is her "F-ck you!" to the world.'
Unsurprisingly, the couple are planning to break with tradition at their wedding, ...
This little asshole just won't go away. After nearly causing Britain's collective heads to explode with his sheer idiocy, Justin Bieber has since moved his Tour of Terror on to mainland Europe. First stop, Paris, where Baby Bieber and Co were apparently asked to leave the Meurice Hotel for having shitty attitudes and inciting riots from his remaining fans.
From Metro:
Justin Bieber has just been kicked out of the Meurice Hotel in Paris,’ Paris based TV and radio presenter Jean-Marc Morandini revealed in his blog on Mond...
Lindsay Lohan's glitter bombing was a glorious thing to behold [The Superficial]
David Bowie paper dolls exist and you can play with them! [The Frisky]
Selena Gomez has gorgeous hair and it's real (or is it?) [Lainey Gossip]
Sofia Vergara is freezing her eggs and there's nothing wrong with that [Starpulse]
The Saturdays stop by a radio station and look pretty glamorous, considering it's not TV [Splash News Online]
Kim Kardashian is probably going to be pregnant forever [Socialite Life]
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The light on Saint Britney of Spears' halo shined a little brighter earlier this week when she gave $100 to a homeless man who begged for her help outside of a Los Angeles drugstore. I wonder if it was a Rite Aid, because that's where the homeless guys in my neighbourhood hang out. The Walgreens? Eh, not so much.
From Showbiz Spy:
The guy said to Britney, “Please help me…I’m at the end of my rope!” — so she walked to a nearby ATM, withdrew five crisp $20 bills and placed t...
I don't really care much either way for Eva Mendes, but it's sort of silly when someone who's generally known to be beautiful starts spouting off about how beauty is sort of boring and she's not that into it. Well, isn't that nice? It's like someone who's a size 0 saying it doesn't matter if you're fat - well, I would imagine not, since you're thin! Anyway, I digress. Eva isn't into vain dudes (TGFG - Thank God for Gosling) and also doesn't really care much about being sexy on screen, I guess.
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Modcloth, the perpetually quirky clothing website, made a dress called "The Lena Denim" in honor of Girls' Lena Dunham. It's not really as great a tribute as The Birkin Bag (for Jane B) or the Kelly Bag (for Grace K) or even the little LBDs we now commonly associate with Audrey Hepburn's Holly Golightly character, but it's an honor to have a fashion item named after you regardless...right?
Presenting, The Lena Denim dress: "100% cotton. Machine wash. Fabric does not stretch."
Much like t...