Bruno Mars is a little fedora-wearing troll who also really likes cocaine. Or, you know, used to - before he was arrested for possession of 2.6 grams of it in Las Vegas back in 2010. He's also an absolutely terrible lyricist who manages to put together some catchy melodies that make me hate myself when they get stuck in my head.
In a new interview with GQ, Bilbo opens up about his wonderful songwriting skills and penchant for describing sex and women's bodies in the most awkward and least sexy way possible.
We begin with the recentl...
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I'm pale as hell and I burn lobster red (even with sunscreen) when I'm out in the sun for more than an hour, so I totally feel Jennifer Garner when she admits she used to be made fun of for being so white. I mean, just last year I was walking to the subway and some teenager (ugh, youth!) called me a "white ghost bitch", which made me laugh a LOT but also goes to show you just how pale I really am. I like to call it "Elizabethan beauty".
Anyway, Jennifer wasn't called "Casper" because she'...
Gwyneth Paltrow must be as high as a kite from eating psychotropic herbs from her greenhouse garden or something. That's the only excuse for the absolute shit she spews about her thoughts on food. First she admits that she deprives her kids of anything with gluten in it, and now she's claiming that her "clean" eating made her "feel lighter and [her] emotions get smoother", thereby improving her marriage to Coldplay frontman Chris Martin. Oh, brother.
From Self:
"I had a lot of unexpressed anger. I made ...
Lindsay Lohan could have got off with 30 days of house arrest if her lawyer wasn't so dumb [The Superficial]
Gwyneth Paltrow's kids are hanging out with Faith Hill's in London [Lainey Gossip]
Sara Underwood was luckily wearing underwear when this pic was snapped [Taxi Driver Movie]
Mischa Barton is back and she's gone goth for a movie premiere [Splash News Online]
Beyoncé's dancing around in some sort of hot pants again [Drunken Stepfather]
So, Kanye West wants to name his baby 'North', appare...
Katy Perry and John Mayer always seemed like a weird ass couple that couldn't possibly last very long. Turns out, they lasted exactly seven months and now they're dunzo - despite all those engagement rumours that popped up over that ugly ass Cracker Jack box ring.
From People:
The couple, who had been dating for the past seven months in what was their second chance at love, have again parted ways, a source confirms to PEOPLE.
The split comes less than a month after Perry, 28, was spotte...
Lindsay Lohan has a brand new mugshot to add to her collection. She had to submit to booking as part of her plea deal.
At one point, having so many mugshots was sad, but now it's funny again, especially her expression in this one. She is WORKING IT. Her skin looks flawless, her lips don't look as wacky botoxy as usual, and I love what she did with her eye makeup. IDK WTF she's wearing, and the hair is messy, though the color is FAB, so overall I give this a 9/10. I've seen Facebo...
Pink really cares about sad children. A video surfaced of a bizarre incident that occurred three days ago during a Pink performance. Ms. Alecia Moore was singing on a small stage surrounded by a massive crowd at a concert in Philadelphia when she stopped her song, asking, "Is everything okay right here?" gesturing to a little girl near the stage. "Is that girl alright?"
The audience cheered (their approval?) and Pink asked, "Why is she crying, why is she upset?" We couldn't hear the response, but Pin...
Macklemore, the rapper responsible for the catchy as hell Thrift Shop, freely admitted to TMZ that he's jerked it in airplane bathrooms.
The "Thrift Shop" rapper was on his way to catch a flight at LAX last night when we asked if he'd ever thrown a mid-flight bone ... something that's become harder than ever to pull off these days.
Is it really "harder than ever"? Don't you just walk in on a sleepy flight, lock the door, do it in a reasonable amount of time, wash your hands, and leave? Is ...
Russell Brand made some funny and self-aware jokes about his failed marriage to Katy Perry on his radio show. He's done this before, but it's pretty direct here, and I think it's done without being disrespectful to Ms. Perry. Also his show raised money for the Teen Cancer trust, so there's that upside. His co-hosts Noel Gallagher, Matt Morgan, and Trevor Lock started it, by revealing on air that they all made bets on how long Mr. Brand's marriage would last. EOnline has the details.
"Don't cackle; I tried my hardest," the actor said after Matt moc...
Bradley Cooper, 38, hung out with girlfriend and amateur model Suki Waterhouse, 20, in Boston while filming his latest movie. I'll just list all the things wrong with this picture:
1. She's 20 years old, she can't even legally order a drink in America.
2. He said that Jennifer Lawrence was too young for him. Jennifer Lawrence is 22.
3. Amidst rumors that Taylor Swift was interested in dating him, sources revealed that, "He thinks she’s far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16-years younger becaus...