Kim Kardashian pretty much gets shit on a daily basis for putting on so much weight during her pregnancy, which is ridiculous and stupid because hello, she’s having a baby and second of all, who in the hell is anyone to tell a woman off because she doesn’t fit society’s example of the sexy, curvaceous, ogle-worthy woman she’s supposed to be? Ugh, don’t even get me started on this (and besides, Jezebel does it better).
However, I do think it’s pretty sad that for some reason or other, Kim can’t just be like, “Yeah, I’m chillin’ with a pack of Oreos and some KFC three nights a week – I’ll work my ass off to lose it when I have the baby but for now, who cares?” Instead, she says dumb shit, like that she’s super upset that she just doesn’t like junk food and instead craves carrots and celery. Oooookay.
From E! News:
“I just don’t crave any of the junk food that I used to eat normally and that really is upsetting to me,” Kardashian told E! News. “I thought I was going to be home eating like McDonald’s and Taco Bell and ice cream—can’t eat any of it.”
“I mean, all the magazine’s say I’m like 500 pounds,” she jokes. “I crave carrots and celery with ranch,” she revealed. “I have to have that once a day, and protein bars.”
No, just stop the madness. Girl, you have put on a bit of weight since getting pregnant, and it’s not all in your stomach. That’s not “carrots and celery” weight, that’s 20-piece McNuggets and a large fries weight, if you feel me. Is there any shame in that game? Hell no (so long as you’re actually eating the carrots and celery and other healthy things for the growing person inside of you to do so correctly, that is). But there’s no reason to go over the top with blatant lies about it, because then you just look sad. Real sad.
Anyway, for all y’all thinking that Kanye isn’t appreciating Kim being large and in charge, think again – he apparently loves it!
“It’s just such an exciting thing, I think, for the guys to see our bodies go through all these different changes,” she explained. “He loves it and just embraces it. And he’s helped me to really feel sexy and embrace it.”
Awww, Kim! He’s such a great guy – you’re so lucky that you have a dude who might even deign to hold your hand as you push this kid out of your vagina if it means his progeny is here sooner. I just can’t anymore.
I’ve just read Bobby Pfeiffer’s comment on another post and i have 2 agree.You’re really self righteous and preachy compared to the girls who were here b4.I used to find their articles witty and warm, yours i just find dull and reactionary, especially as you seem to cover topics that that are @ saturation point (The Kardashians? again?) I’m sure you’re a lovely girl in person but -like Bobby- i’m bored shitless by this site now.Get a sense of humour b4 you lose even more readers.
i agree with everything you posted. since the new girls took over its been nothing but a kuntrashian love fest, and VERY preachy
I think the site just got a new writer instead. Comments gone, name gone. Damn, I feel bad cause she seemed pretty sensitive/fragile.
Why is it unbelievable that she is really only craving carrots and celery ? Each person is different with cravings. I’m going to take her word for it and leave her alone.
Because she’s gained about 80 lbs., have you seen her? Even in her attempted camouflage outfits, you can see how much of a beast she has become. No one gets that fat eating vegetables. All you people need to stop being so fucking naive, Jesus.
I’m not fucking naive. The woman is about 5″2 . Photos always adds pounds and her wardrobe isn’t helping, but she did not gain 80 pounds !
@Junebug – I call bullshit because I have two eyeballs that I can see the Internet with. I don’t ever see her with ANYTHING healthy in her hands in pap shots. You know what I DO see? A big FAT (had to) waffle cone or cup of ice cream or froyo EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. It isn’t like we’re seeing her with a Luna bar or fresh fruit. It’s more like “what toppings did she get in her hideously ill-fitted and uncomfortable looking leather outfit today?” Bitch, please… (Her not you on the bitch part) I do think that she is probably between 160/170 at this point. She did that ET (or extra, I don’t remember) interview talking about the blogs saying she weighs 200 lbs and said, “you’re 60 lbs off…” So we can either believe she is 140 (right, maybe on the moon) or go ahead and assume she meant 260. I’m going with the latter.
Kim, let me explain this in terms you may understand; don’t piss on us and tell us it’s raining.
@Jacq – I totally agree. You’re right ! She’s always got a dang waffle cone in her mitt. Ha ha! That ain’t celery and carrots!
Sorry, I completely disagree with your article’s premise. Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and the rest of the Kardashian klan deserve NO RESPECT WHATSOEVER. The only one with any talent is Kanye.
Kim used to be some-what good looking from the front only. If they ever photographed her dumpy ass, it just caused wincing world-wide. Sorry, she’s nothing but a nasty wanna-be pornstar that millions of idiots in the USA believe has more than a few hundred neurons firing at any one time.
This site is getting a bit Jezebel-y for my taste. I miss the snark :(
I am currently pregnant and can tell you as a junk food junkie and chocoholic that during the first 3-4 months or so, I wanted nothing to do with sweets and greasy foods. The thought of them made me feel sick. I can happily say that phase has passed and I am back on the KFC and chocolate.
I don’t think you should just assume someone is loving junk food just because they are pregnant and they have gained weight in their face. Weight gain during pregnancy can happen for many reasons, not just because someone is eating KFC.
I lived on raspberries and fruit while pregnant. It’s all I wanted to eat. It was only the last two months or so that I was all about peanut and jelly on a butter crossaint. I only gained twelve pounds, but the boy is almost six now and extremely healthy. You do what works for you and your kid. Pregnancy is hard enough without worrying what the rest of the world thinks.
Well said bonnakins, too many people refuse to listen to their body & what it needs. Mine mostly screams for protein, but every couple of weeks it screams carbs!
The problem with this whole story is this – it’s not that the world is bashing on her for being fat, really. The problem is that Kim keeps making ridiculous statements like “I only weigh 140 lbs” and “I only want to eat carrots” and then keeps stuffing herself into yellow leather dresses and getting photographed while eating gelato in a waffle cone. She’s ridiculous, deluded, and selfish. Sweetie, you’re gaining tons of weight and it’s ok. YOU ARE PREGNANT. Your body’s going thru massive amounts of changes. And oh yeah, it’s kind of not all about you. So shut up, wear sweatpants and flats, and go away for awhile Kim. Hell, Snookie figured it out. She’s almost a real human being lately. I feel so bad for this poor unborn baby – with parents like Kim and Kanye and a grandmother like Kris, it doesn’t stand a chance of being a decent human being. But we should definitely not let gay people marry because they make a mockery of marriage and can’t raise healthy normal kids. *massive eye roll*
So if a gay couple gets married, how does it affect your life at all, oh wait it doesn’t. There are way too many people like you who think your fairy tail book is a way of law. So why can’t they raise a healthy kid? Any PROFESSIONAL studies to prove your point? NOPE!!!! stop believing your lying faux news. NOT EVERYONE is a Christian and those of us who ARE NOT are beyond sick and tired of your bigot ways being shoved down our throats. It’s 2013, not 1955
Archphoenix was being sarcastic…………………………………………………………………………….
Fairy TAIL? Now, that I would like to see
Somebody must have switched her protein bars like Kady did to Gretchen in Mean Girls.
OMG that’s funny I remember that.
Regina.
Yeah, this cow looks like all she eats is carrots.
She’s lying , trying to minimize the weight gain. You can eat all the celery and carrots you want and never gain any weight, it’s just not possible as the food is not calorically dense. She’s eating she’s just not telling.