Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Jim Carrey is going to solve the whole gun control issue with a stupid song [The Superficial]

Angelina Jolie is in Africa and telling people what to do [Lainey Gossip]

Downton Abbey’s Sybil did a nude scene before hitting ITV [The Frisky]

Producers really want Sam Mendes back for another Bond film [Starpulse]

Kelly Brook steals the spotlight in a gold dress in London [Splash News Online]

Britney Spears goes out in Malibu in a teeny tiny bikini [Socialite Life]

Ke$ha looked worse at the Kids Choice Awards than pretty much anyone [Yeeeah]

Hilary Duff is pretty stoked about being back in shorts [The Superficial]

Kim Kardashian is basically a living umbrella now [Amy Grindhouse]

Here’s a gallery of famous dudes on the cover of Playgirl [theBERRY]

Tiger Woods keeps gloating about how he’s “number one” and all that [Celebitchy]

Jesse James got married again and is still a total mess [Celebzter]

Justin Bieber strips down to go through airport security in Poland [Bohomoth]

Kim Kardashian says that she weighs 140 pounds. Like, now [IDLYITW]

Snooki wants to give away the secrets of her new show with JWoWW [I’m Not Obsessed]

The Big Bang Theory has gone all Rocky Horror Picture Show and it’s weird [Hollywood Backwash]

Una Healy from The Saturdays gets caught upskirt [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

January Jones hangs out with her son, remains an ice queen [ICDYK]

Paging Terrance Howard: Bruno Mars just wants the simple things on his tour, like baby wipes [StarCrush]

Here’s the tracklisting for Snoop Dogg’s new album [PopCrush]

Reese Witherspoon has a bad experience with a bathing suit [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Kate Beckinsdale is bent over and assuming the position, I guess [G Celeb]

Lohan shows off her boobs one last time before rehab [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]