Hello, lords and ladies! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. But to echo the gambler mindset, you’ve got to play to win! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Jennifer Lawrence picture, the whole lot of you (with one or two exceptions) are total perverts (which we love).
Winner: issueboy Lav with “LITTLE CEASERS HAS HOT & READY PIZZA’S FOR JUST $5!!!!!” (For sheer irreverence!)
Runner-up: blasted1 with “Jennifer Lawrence: Oscar winner and brand new John Hamm fan.” (Nice cross-reference!)
Now, get to work on this week’s photo!
Jen feels uncomfortable as Adele breaks out into the Friends theme tune!
Hey Jen – pull my finger.
Really? these count as boobs Jen? and people want to be stick thin again why?
No no, Jennifer. In England, one kisses the hand of royalty.
Oh this? It’s a wedding ring. Don’t you have one?
That is awesomely mean, love it!
This a CZ, yes I got it at QVC!
I could just eat you up…no, seriously luv…
“Ohh …dear…that’s what you did with your hair?…let me give you a little ..fluff…….”
Your time has passed, I’M Queen of the Oscars now. Would you like to kiss my ring?
Stay back ! I don’t want to catch your “can’t keep a man” cooties !
Excuse me Miss Aniston this is the Oscars you’re looking for the Razzies they’re one block over.
“Is your vagina tired from all the men you screwed to get on of these?” (Adele shows her wedding ring)
“Is your vagina tired from all the men you screwed to get one of these?” (Adele shows her wedding ring)
I thought the lame judging left with Sarah. Guess not. Awarding for “sheer reverence” is NOT how you judge Caption Contests, c’mon now. Maybe I’ll win if I put “SOMEONE HELP ME, I HAVE A FLAT TYYYAAA!!!”
*irreverence
“Oh Jenny, don’t pout he’s checking out my ass and not yours!”
adele says i thought my bottom was big
Why don’t you ‘RING ‘ me up some time? Get it? huh didya?
Did I say something wrong?
“Look. Lift your arms like this.”
“I can’t. I can’t lift my arms.”