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Kristen Wiig Is Headed to ‘Arrested Development’, Yay!

Kristen Wiig is amazingly funny. Arrested Development is sardonic, irreverent and also hilarious. Mix the two together, and genius is sure to ensure. Execs at Netflix - who is promoting the upcoming revamp of the series online - had that very idea, and Kristen has signed on to play a young Lucille Bluth. Seth Rogen will take part in the show, as well, but no one really cares about him. Via Vulture: Word’s out that Kristen Wiig and Seth Rogen filmed a little somethin’ for the upcoming season of Arrested Development, premiering on Netflix ...

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fergie pics Fergie wears an ugly fedora to celebrate her wine line launch [The Superficial] Is Lisa Marie Presley's love affair with Scientology over? [Lainey Gossip] Michael Moore is all fired up about a Palestinian director's detainment [TMZ] Drew Barrymore steps out for a Bulgari event and looks good [Splash News Online] Katherine Webb rocks a hot pink bikini for Splash [Starpulse] Here are some Safe Haven montages [The Blemish] Robin Roberts is back on Good Morning America [Socialite Life]...

Ugh, Gag Me: Kim Kardashian Wants to Have Sex With Herself

kim kardashian pics I know that in some circles, Kim Kardashian is supposed to be "attractive" or "hot". She doesn't ring my bell, so to speak, but to each his own. We're all unique people with unique tastes, so do you, Kim K fans. One person who is definitely into Kim Kardashian is... well, Kim Kardashian. She's feeling herself so hard that she wishes she could actually feel herself, if you know what I mean. From an upcoming episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami (via DigitalSpy): The pregnant reality star was dis...

Mario Lopez Is Going to Be a Father For The Second Time

Mario Lopez and his now-wife Courtney Mazza had their first child, a daughter called Gia, back in 2010, but they've been busy since. Between hosting The X Factor USA and decorating Christmas trees in his skivvies, Mario knocked Courtney up with another zygote which will soon turn into a baby that'll enter the world later this year. From Extra: "I am the happiest father in the world. We cannot wait to welcome baby Lopez number two into our lives." Well, that was a simple and tasteful statement. I have no ...

Miley Cyrus Lost Her Damn Mind

miley cyrus instagram blunt weed UPDATE: Miley denies having posted the photo in question via Twitter: I don't have an Instagram.— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) February 20, 2013 Miley Cyrus appears to have posted a photo of her smoking a blunt on her Instagram account. "It's probably just a cigarette," you're thinking. Yeah, same here, until you read her caption with the photo: "High as fvck." If she's playing the ole parlor game, "What Will Make My Publicists' Heads Explode?" this is definitely worth 20+ points. They're ...

Kelly Clarkson Calls Clive Davis A Liar

kelly clarkson american idol clive davis Kelly Clarkson is accusing Clive Davis of lying in his new memoir. After reading what she posted I'm inclined to believe her. I'll back up. Davis writes in his book that he fought with Kelly Clarkson about her album Breakaway. He said that he had to fight with Ms. Clarkson to include Since U Been Gone on the album and that Clarkson burst into tears over it. Davis was also very vocal (haha see what I did there?) about his dislike for Clarkson's third album, My December. He hated it, didn't...

Kate Upton’s Trainer Speaks Out

kate upton bathing suit Kate Upton, model on her way to super status, has needed to defend her body since she did her first cover for Sports Illustrated which is effing ridiculous because her body is insane, in the best kind of way. Her trainer, David Kirsch is now speaking out about her body which is weird because, 1. It sounds like he has to defend her body and 2. We never, ever have a trainer discussing a dude's body. Kirsch, who also trains Heidi Klum, Karolina Kurkova and Liv Tyler, talked to New York Magazine about Upton's workou...

Prince Michael Jackson Is ET’s Newest Reporter

michael jackson blanket Prince Michael Jackson I AKA , Prince Michael, AKA Michael Joseph Jackson Jr., AKA Michael Jackson's oldest son, is working as a special correspondent for Entertainment Tonight. Is everyone else thinking, "Wait...what?" Jackson is 16. Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan still can't get a job. His first interview for the show was with James Franco, Zach Braff, and Sam Raimi of Oz the Great and Powerful. Ewww, Zach Braff. Sorry, at this point, that's just a reflex I picked up from the '00s. Jackson has ...

MONICA AND CHANDLER REUNITE!…Sort Of

courteney cox matthew perry Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry, AKA Monica + Chandler = 4eva, are going to be reunited on television. Ms. Cox is filming a role on Mr. Perry's show Go On [And Cancel Us Already] at this very moment. Yay! Above is the photo she posted on her twitter account with, "My first box husband." (I guess she means first television husband? What an...interesting way to say that. Or something? I don't know, what's going on?) THEN, Perry posted a photo of his own, on his twitter account, tweeting "Yayyyyyyyy!" Yay indeed, everyone! Seeing this photo ...

Michelle Williams’ Daughter Matilda Is Very Excited for ‘Oz, The Great and Powerful’

Michelle Williams is adorable, so it only stands to reason that her daughter Matilda - who she had with the late Heath Ledger - is also adorable. Michelle has always spent a lot of time with Matilda and taken her to movie sets wherever possible, and Oz, The Great and Powerful is no exception. Turns out, she's pretty excited to see the film now because she knows what's going to happen and wants to see it all come together on the big screen. From People: “She’s dying to see it. She’s very exci...

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants to Be More Like Jessica Simpson: Uh, Okay?

Today in "LOL, yeah the f-ck right" news, apparently Gwyneth Paltrow is scaling back her acting ambitions to start working on building an empire like that of... Jessica Simpson? AHAHAHAH. I don't know what's funnier, Gwyn coveting Jessica's life or the thought of either of them being the owners of "an empire". Granted, Jessica does make bank on those ugly ass shoes she sells, but still. Gwyneth has apparently lost her love of making movies and found some for that bullshit Goop website she runs and making ...

Harry Styles Has Nothing Bad to Say About Taylor Swift

Harry Styles and Taylor Swift only dated for like, the hottest of minutes before they were dunzo because TSwift wasn't peen crazy or something, so it seems pretty stupid that we're still talking about them like their relationship meant anything ever. But alas, here we are and Harry continues to be a shining beacon of gentlemanhood by refusing to talk shit about Taylor, even if she did probably diss him at the Grammys by doing an awful English accent during her opening performance. From an interview with Capital FM (via Digital Spy)...