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Anne Hathaway thinks "see-through" means "camouflage" - [The Superficial] Eddie Redmayne travels with a whole lot of luggage [Lainey Gossip] Fergie and Josh Duhamel make a post-pregnancy announcement appearance [Splash News Online] When celebrity plastic surgery goes bad, it goes really bad [Starpulse] Jennifer Aniston has an uncomfortable run-in with John Mayer and Katy Perry [Celebitchy] Johnny Depp nearly died, but luckily didn't [Huffington Post] The new Game of Thrones trailer is here, and it's good [The F...

Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Getting Any Money From Pitbull

I hope Lindsay Lohan hasn't thrown the rolled up dollar bill with Charlie Sheen's phone number on it away, because she's going to need another way to pay for that dress she cut up since her lawsuit against Pitbull for using her name was dismissed. If you remember, Lindsay wasn't too keen on a certain set of lyrics in "Give Me Everything" which said "Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’/ I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan." Is that verse any good? Well, no. Is it worth g...

Shia LaBeouf Has Finally Gone Off the Deep End, Quits Broadway’s ‘Orphans’

Shia LaBeouf is one of Hollywood's infamous douchebags that somehow still manages to get parts - not great ones, by any means, but parts nonetheless. One of those parts was in the Broadway production of Orphans in which he was meant to star alongside some pretty great actors including Alec Baldwin and Tom Sturridge. Of course, crazy people can never really keep the crazy under wraps for too long because he's since quit the play over "creative differences" and has been posting all sorts of wei...

It’s A Boy For Amber Rose And Wiz Khalifa

kanye west ex Amber Rose, ex of Kanye, and Wiz Khalifa, rapper, had their first child, a baby boy. So A+, Amber Rose! Khalifa made the announcement on Twitter, like so many of us do nowadays. (I can't even tell if I'm being sarcastic anymore.) Happy Birthday Sebastian "The Bash" Taylor Thomaz!!! ???????????? Everyone welcome this perfect young man into the world— Wiz Khalifa (@wizkhalifa) February 21, 2013 D'aaawww! And who doesn't love the name Sebastian? Ms. Rose stopped dating Mr. West in 2010. Of course we all know who Kanye is dating...

Manolo Blahnik Thinks Anne Hathaway Is Forgettable

shoe designer manolos Manolo Blahnik, shoe designer and cause of many of Carrie Bradshaw's orgasms, is my new favorite person for not getting on the Anne "Graduate Of The Kanye School Of Modesty" Hathaway train. From Interview Magazine: I don't even know Amanda Seyfried or whatever—they're all the same! I try to remember—the only one I remember is Julia Roberts because she's particular. Anne Hathaway . . . Pretty? Yes. Wonderful actress? Yes. But, I mean, I don't even remember her. What is it about her? ...

Courtney Stodden Does NOT Want to Do Porn

courtney stodden twitterCourtney Stodden, child bride, rejected an offer from the porn site Twistys (no apostrophe). For those not familiar with Ms. Stodden, I'm not sure how to descibre her other than an 18-going-on-28 year-old who married some dude, Doug Hutchison, from Lost when she was 16 and he was 51. (From this point on I will only be referring to Doug Hutchison as Some Dude From Lost.) Since then she's been doing her darndest to get our attention somehow, but it's super tricky, because she's not really good at...

Diane Lane And Josh Brolin Divorcing

josh brolin diane lane divorce Diane Lane and Josh Brolin are breaking up their 8 year marriage. You may remember Diane Lane from Unfaithful where she cheats on Richard Gere. And you may remember Josh Brolin as George W. Bush. Yes, he's done big films like No Country For Old Men and Milk, but I will always see him as George W. Bush and that's something we're all going to have to live with. There has been no reason given yet for the split. They married in 2004 and a few months later, Brolin was arrested for "spousal batt...

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian Bought A $3 Million House

No wonder LeAnn Rimes is suing her dentist - the $3 million house she just bought with Eddie Cibrian ain't gonna pay for itself! The couple apparently got the Los Angeles mansion for half price and asdlfkjalsdf... oh sorry, I fell asleep at the keyboard from being so bored. From People: The lovey-dovey duo scored a deal on their latest dwellings, shelling out $3 million for what was originally sold in 2006 as almost a $6 million home, according to real estate site Trulia. The Spanish-style home, located in LA's prestigious, celebrity-inha...

Lindsay Lohan Borrowed a Dress and Then Destroyed It

When Lindsay Lohan was asked to open the amFAR gala in New York earlier this month, the whole world was like, "Uh, why?" but she did look slightly less cracked out on the red carpet than she has at other recent events, at least. Since it was a special occasion, she needed a special dress and only one designer was willing to play the fool this time around and s/he/they (?) go by the name Theia. The sparkly gown, seen above, costs a hefty $1,500, but since Lindsay's broke and taking handouts fro...

Kim Kardashian Is Quitting Reality TV Because Kanye West Taught Her The Meaning of “Privacy”

The point of this story is that Kim Kardashian is retiring from reality TV in its various incarnations - Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, Get the Kardashians Off My F-cking TV Already, etc. After five years, she wants to use being knocked up as a turning point and stop living her life in front of the camera... but only because Kanye West pointed out the concept of "privacy" to her. From to DuJour magazine: "My boyfriend has taught me a lot about privacy. I'm ready to be a little l...

Oh God: Rihanna Might Be Marrying Chris Brown (But Probably Not)

If anyone lives every day as if it's her last, it's Rihanna. All she does is drink, smoke, party, go on vacation and hang out with Chris Brown, so I suppose any day could be her last. In any case, the above photo was posted to Rihanna's friend Melissa Forde's Instagram yesterday, fueling rumours that the singer is set to tie the knot with the rudest boy of all, if you will - Shit Town. I mean, Chris Brown. Sorry, typo. Is Rihanna getting married? Not even she's high enough for that, I would say, but I suppose y...

Lisa Lampanelli Think It’s Okay To Use The Word “N*gga” (And Lena Dunham Is Still the Worst)

Lisa Lampanelli is a comedian in the sense that she stands on stage and shouts "jokes" and presumably gets paid to do so. She's also been on Celebrity Apprentice, so there's a rundown of what she actually does. Why are we writing about her instead of ignoring her like usual? Well, she has caused a bit of a kerfuffle this past week when she posted the above photo with the following caption: "Me with my nigga @LenaDunham of @HBOGirls - I love this beyotch!!" If you just smacked your teeth and st...