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It’s A Girl For Kim And Kanye

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are having a baby girl. And Kim Kardashian wore an atrocious outfit. Of the baby girl, they are "over the moon." Why is that the go-to phrase for everyone about pregnancy? A source also told US Weekly, "Kanye always wanted a girl." Cool story, bro.

Gotta say, Kardashian gave a quote about being pregnant to Du Jour magazine that I thought was genuinely hilarious.

I used to always say I can't wait to get pregnant because I will just eat whatever I want, but it's completely different. I'm like, OK, I want to eat as healthy as possible. Though lately I've been watching shows like I'm Pregnant and Addicted to Meth. It definitely makes me feel better if I'm wanting one sip of Diet Coke or, you know, too much sugar. I'm like, This woman is on meth.

So true, Kim. It's all about perspective.

/>Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are having a baby girl. And Kim Kardashian wore an atrocious outfit. Of the baby girl, they are "over the moon." Why is that the go-to phrase for everyone about pregnancy? A source also told US Weekly, "Kanye always wanted a girl." Cool story, bro. Gotta say, Kardashian gave a quote about being pregnant to Du Jour magazine that I thought was genuinely hilarious. I used to always say I can't wait to get pregnant because I will just eat whatever I want, but it's completely different. I'...

Ethan Hawke Hates The Oscars As Much As I do

ethan hawke lol Ethan Hawke has a little something to say about The Oscars. Spoiler alert: he hates them. Like, a lot. Is he just jealous? Who cares, he has good points. From The Huffington Post, People want to turn everything in this country into a competition. It's so asinine ... if you look at how many forgettable, stupid movies have won Oscars and how many mediocre performers have Oscars above their fireplace. Making a priority of chasing these fake carrots and money and dubious accolades, I think it's really...

Maksim Chmerkovskiy Leaving Dancing With The Stars?

maks dancing with the stars shirtless Maksim "Maks" Chmerkovskiy, two-time dance partner to Kirstie Alley (among others), is reportedly leaving Dancing With The Stars. TMZ is basing this on "sources close to the production." Maks does, however, want to stay in the entertainment industry. Mr. Chmerkovskiy is also known for his horrible attitude, need for attention, and being a jerk to women. And above all, he is responsible for this: Let me tell you something, if you're not watching Dancing With The Stars you are missing pu...

Law & Order SVU To Air Episode Inspired By Chris Brown And Rihanna

law order svu chris brown rihanna Chris Brown and Rihanna's relationship has inspired their very own episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Law & Order: SVU, like the other Law & Order shows, is known for having episodes that are "ripped from the headlines." Here's NBC's description of the episode posted with the promo on YouTube. Law and Order SVU 14x16 "Funny Valentine" - A promising singer is brutally attacked by her boyfriend, a popular hip hop star. ADA Barba (guest star Raul Esparza) works to build a case, but...

Rob Kardashian Got Fat

kardashian brother Rob Kardashian, of the Kardashian clan, apparently gained 50 pounds. Like any awesome bro, he blamed the weight gain on his relationship. Women: is there anything they can't be blamed for? (/Simpsons quote inspired.) Rob to US Weekly: It's crazy how this whole year, my whole relationship [with Rita Ora] was only negative. All I did was gain f-cking 40 pounds and lose so much money. I'm so insecure. I weigh like 215 pounds. I hate pictures. I hate everything. SUPER sorry about that, bro. I can't even imagine...

Backstreet Boys News: Nick Carter Is Engaged

backstreet boys nick carter Nick Carter, the blondest of The Backstreet Boys, is engaged to "fitness expert/actress" Lauren Kitt. Everybooooodddaaay said, "Yeeeeeeaaah" and then promptly rocked their booodddaaaays. Mr. Carter told People Magazine, I had the ring in my pocket for two weeks. I was like, 'I don't want it anymore!' It was driving me insane. I just wanted to get it out of my hands and on to hers. Ms. Kitt said, Our first thought was, 'We need to contact The Backstreet Boys and find out when their schedul...

Rihanna Has a Stalker and He Just Broke Into Her House

From TMZ: A man was arrested outside of Rihanna's Southern California home in the Pacific Palisades ... after neighbors saw the guy snooping around and apprehended him ... TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us ... the suspect has told police someone emailed him instructions on how to get into the home ... so he rolled over to the property and followed the directions. We're told the instructions worked ... because the man was able to get inside the home ... where he allegedly snooped aroun...

Megan Fox Is Reuniting With Michael Bay For ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

She may have compared him to Hitler and called him "a nightmare to work for", but Michael Bay apparently doesn't hold grudges because Megan Fox has been cast in his newest project: an upcoming remake of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Bay revealed the news on his official blog yesterday with this exciting message: "TMNT: we are bringing Megan Fox back into the family!" I can totally see Megan as April O'Neill (I love that I even know the character's name by heart), but there's no confirmat...

Kelly Osbourne Joins The Messed Up Ankle Club

Like a couple of her Hollywood peers - myself and Demi Lovato, that is - Kelly Osbourne has joined the jacked up ankle club after tripping over a drain in a public restroom or something. I dunno, but here's what she said about it on Twitter: Got my shoe stuck in a bathroomdrain. I was faced w/ spraining my ankle or eating the toilet! Guess what I picked? twitter.com/MissKellyO/sta…— Kelly Osbourne (@MissKellyO) February 21, 2013 I just could not bare the thought of my face landing in a public ...

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas Totally Aren’t Breaking Up

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas have been married for 12 years, but there may well be trouble in paradise according to The National Enquirer, who claims they've been having a "hush hush trial separation". The Daily Mail has the rundown: The Enquirer alleges that the marriage 'buckled under the pressure of dealing with Michael's cancer battle, his son Cameron's incarceration on drugs charges and Catherine's struggle with bipolar II disorder.' The publication even claims that 68-y...

Mila Kunis Knows She’s Got a Sell By Date… But Whatever!

mila kunis pics Mila Kunis is doing pretty well for herself, don't you think? She's got TV work and plenty of movies under her belt and the work doesn't seem to be slowing down anytime soon. She's probably made enough to leave her comfortable for the rest of her life even if she quit the biz now, so that's probably a-okay with the fact that most actresses have a shelf life and she probably won't get work forever. In an interview with James Franco in Playboy: FRANCO: Tell me this: How do you see things play...