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Lindsay Lohan Will Need This ‘Anger Management’ Gig to Pay Her Taxes

lindsay lohan charlie sheen pics Okay, this whole Lindsay Lohan/Charlie Sheen thing is getting a bit out of hand, don't you think? First he gives her $100,000 to pay off some back taxes, then he buys her a gala dress (which she cut to shreds, of course) and now she's going to play herself in an upcoming episode of Sheen's FX series, Anger Management. She'll apparently be romancing his character in the show after becoming his therapy patient. Sounds nauseating. In any case, the role is coming just in time, because no sooner did Lindsay pay off th...

Janet Jackson Is Married to Wissam Al Mana

Janet Jackson is batshit crazy, but even nutters deserve happiness. With that in mind, Janet has finally confirmed her marriage to Wissam Al Mana in answer to the "rampant rumours" that have been going on for weeks, apparently (this is the first time I'm hearing anything about this). From Entertainment Tonight: Rumors that Janet Jackson is planning her wedding to Wissam Al Mana have been flying fast and furious for weeks now. There's only one problem: they're already married! In their first j...

Audrey Hepburn Is In A New Commerical

audrey hepburn chocolate galaxy commercial Audrey Hepburn, despite the fact that she died in 1993, is in a brand new commercial for Galaxy Chocolate. This isn't the first time Ms. Hepburn's image has been used for a commercial. The Gap used her likeness to sell skinny black pants in 2006. What's different about this commercial is that it seamlessly melds Hepburn's old footage into new footage where it seems as though she is alive and present and acting in this commercial. It's actually pretty incredible. Her sons gave the okay to use he...

David Bowie And Tilda Swinton Play Husband And Wife In New Music Video

david bowie music video tilda swinton stars David Bowie just released a new music video for his latest single, The Stars [Are Out Tonight], in which he and Tilda Swinton play husband and wife, and that is so awesome my head is going to explode. Ms. Swinton has long been compared to Sir Bowie, so it's really inspired casting and they're both great, and everyone should be really happy that this is happening. The video, which is almost like a short film, is directed by Floria Sigismondi. The premise is that Bowie and Swinton, who in the vide...

First Photos Of Nicole Kidman As Grace Kelly

nicole kidman grace kelly film Nicole Kidman is playing Grace Kelly in an upcoming film, and the first photos are out. I think a lot of people hated her dress at the Oscars but I thought it was gorgeous and that she is gorgeous and that even her laugh is gorgeous and I think I have a crush on her. Whether she resembles Ms. Kelly closely or not, I think we can all agree that she looks beautiful. The film, directed by Olivier Dahan (La Vie en Rose), is said to be released sometime in 2014. This is going to be one of those roles that...

Andy Samberg Engaged To Joanna Newsom

joanna newsom andy samberg couple Andy Samberg of Saturday Night Live is engaged to singer-songwriter Joanna Newsom. Damn, there are a lot of weddings and engagements going on right now, aren't there? I didn't even realize they were together until this post. Apparently they've been together for 5 years, after meeting through mutual friends, though he was a fan of her music way before then, all according to USA Today. "She respects what he does with his songs," the friend said, referring to Samberg's quirky tracks ("I'm o...

Christina Applegate Got Married

Christina Applegate married musician Martyn LeNoble in a small ceremony on Saturday. Mr. LeNoble is a bassist and the founding member of the band Porno for Pyros. Applegate is an actress that gives off that, "Girl let's be chill and just hang out, I'll bring a bottle of white wine" vibe. People reports that their rings were designed by Neil Lane and the dress by Maria Lucia Hohan. Lolz no one ever cares what the groom is wearing. I love weddings and that designer is unfamiliar to me so I looked her up, checked out her site, and found this:   [caption id="attachment_125281" align="aligncenter" width="336" caption="(This is NOT the dress Applegate wore. Or gloves. Or semi Donnie Darko hat.)"]wedding dress marcia lucia hohan lolChristina Applegate married musician Martyn LeNoble in a small ceremony on Saturday. Mr. LeNoble is a bassist and the founding member of the band Porno for Pyros. Applegate is an actress that gives off that, "Girl let's be chill and just hang out, I'll bring a bottle of white wine" vibe. People reports that their rings were designed by Neil Lane and the dress by Maria Lucia Hohan. Lolz no one ever cares what the groom is wearing. I love weddings and that designer is unfamiliar to me so I look...

Jennifer Lawrence Is The New Face of Miss Dior

Oh, Jennifer Lawrence - is there anything she can't do? From ripping her dress and falling up the stairs at awards ceremonies to her unabashed love of food and disregard for fame to... the other things she does (?), there's not much about her that's not adorable and really likeable. But Jennifer's not just a good actress, she's also a pretty face - fancy that! She's the new face off Miss Dior, the ready-to-wear range of the high fashion brand. She replaced Mila Kunis in the spot. There's not much else to say about this one, other than that these are really pretty pictures and I like fashion photography a lot. In a sense, Jennifer Lawrence doesn't seem like the standard model to be endorsing brands like this, but that's why it kind of works really well. I like it. See some other shots from her new campaign below. [gallery columns="4"] />Oh, Jennifer Lawrence - is there anything she can't do? From ripping her dress and falling up the stairs at awards ceremonies to her unabashed love of food and disregard for fame to... the other things she does (?), there's not much about her that's not adorable and really likeable. But Jennifer's not just a good actress, she's also a pretty face - fancy that! She's the new face off Miss Dior, the ready-to-wear range of the high fashion brand. She replaced Mila Kunis in the spot. There's not muc...

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Here's more pictures from the Oscars! [The Superficial] Bradley Cooper is a pretty supportive co-star [Lainey Gossip] Heidi Klum wore an incredibly low-cut dress [Starpulse] Daniel Day Lewis wears a lot of ear cuffs [The Frisky] Jennifer Aniston is in the new Aveeno commercial [Celebitchy] The mystery behind Kristen Stewart's crutches is solved [ICYDK] Ben Affleck remains adorable with his gold statue [Bitten and Bound] Are Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder engaged? [Hollywood Backwash] Isabeli Fontana poses ...

Simon Cowell Is Single and Ready to Mingle

Aw, would you look at Simon Cowell? Who wouldn't love that face? Lots of women have, but none have really stuck around in the long haul - not even Carmen Electra, his most recent conquest. (I know, right???) Basically, ol' Simon realises that even his prominent chest rug will go gray and it might be time to think about finding a steady lady with whom to share his millions. From The Sunday People: Speaking exclusively to the Sunday People, The X Factor boss who is worth £230million said: “I’d like to find a girlfriend.” But Simon, 53, admitted his workaholic character gets...

Oh, Give Me a Break: Rihanna Insists That Chris Brown Isn’t a Monster, Really

Bite down on something and make sure you're lying on a soft surface just in case this story sends you into a grand mal seizure: Rihanna is speaking out in support of Chris Brown again and wants everyone to know that he's a really great guy who has a "fantastic heart" and who only hit her because he had anger issues. He's also "giving and loving" - I'm assuming she meant that he loves to give bruises, but maybe not. Let me let this delusional broad speak for herself, here. Via The Sun: The s...

Adele Wants Another Baby Within Two Years, Apparently

Adele only popped out her first kid, baby Angelo, in October 2012, but apparently she's already ready to think about getting another bun in the oven since motherhood has changed her so much and nothing compares to it, blah blah. From The Daily Star: The singing sensation, who will sing Skyfall for her big comeback performance, has told friends she and boyfriend Simon Konecki already want another baby. My source here in LA said: “Adele has been telling her friends that she is ready...