Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jared Leto Got A Tattoo For Twitter

jared leto twitter tattoo Jared Leto told Twitter that when he hits 1 million twitter followers, he would get a tattoo. Well he did. And he did. He got this giant tattoo on his back. I'm still not convinced this isn't a joke. But here it is. The photo was posted on his Instagram account and E Online picked up the story. When the hell did Twitter get this important? He also seems to really want to show Zach Braff. On Monday he tweeted, "i will show you me showing zach my tat" What am I missing here? I know that t...

Michelle Williams and Jason Segel Are Done

michelle williams jason segel broke up Michelle Williams and Jason Segel broke up. They kept their relationship quiet and I think this break-up came as a shock to many, in the, "Whoa, they were together?" sense. Unless you read Evil Beet, that is. They've been together since March of 2012 and were seen together as recently as early January. Us Weekly reports, Their romance couldn't survive the long distance. (Williams lives in New York with daughter Matilda, 7, while Segel is based in Los Angeles, where his CBS sitcom is filmed.) Report...

Carrie Fisher Hopsitalized After Bizarre Performance

carrie fisher bipolar drunk bizarre Carrie Fisher had a bizarre performance on a cruise ship after which she was hospitalized. TMZ has the exclusive video and I watched it expecting something horrifying, but it's really just cringeworthy. It's nothing like the bizarre meltdown Kanye just had during a live performance where at the end of his song he started screaming, over and over, and then violently threw his microphone on the floor, almost hitting the front row. THAT is something that I could believe would lead to a necessary h...

Dancing with the Stars 2013 Cast Revealed

dancing with the stars season 16 cast Dancing with the Stars, just revealed their cast for season 16. Yes, season 16. Do you feel old yet? It's your usual motley crew of "who's that" "trainwreck" "athletes" and "why?" Let's take a look, in order from who I know trickling down to who I don't recognize.   Andy Dick. I don't see how this could possibly go wrong! Let's get ole Andy "Massive Liability" Dick on a live show where he has to interact with people and work hard. Take a shot every time he offends someone. Wynonn...

Chris Brown Regrets Beating Rihanna Up, But At Least He’s Forgiven Now

Today in "Oh, f-ck off" news, Chris Brown is actually talking about beating Rihanna up  - no, he hasn't forgot it happened - and he wants everyone to know that he really regrets it but that we can all shut the hell up about it because he's earned his forgiveness. From The Mirror: Rihanna’s boyfriend Chris Brown has described his vicious assault on the singer as the “greatest regret” of his life. Speaking for the first time about their recent reconciliation, the US R&B star s...

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Check out the new Spider-Man costume [The Superficial] Seth MacFarlane won't host the Oscars again [Bitten and Bound] So, The Bachelor is down to the final two girls. Yay. [Starpulse] Some chick from Eurovision released a new video [OMG Blog] Jennifer Lawrence dyes her hair dark for The Hunger Games reshoots [Socialite Life] Taylor Swift's looking for a new man, apparently [Celebslam] Clive Davis reveals Whitney Houston's past lovers [Bossip] Did Catherine Zeta-Jones get dissed by Rya...

Justin Bieber Offered Free Ticket to Space (Here’s Hoping It’s One Way)

Justin Bieber, the Canadian version of my worst nightmare, is constantly doing things to annoy me and all other humans over the age of 12 (like wearing the gas mask above to go out shopping in London over the weekend. Like, what?), but there's good news! NASA wants to send him to space... probably so far out that he never comes back. It all started on Twitter when Justin said he wants to perform in space. That's idiotic, but NASA felt the need to respond to his request by offering their assist...

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

It's that time again, ladies and gents - another week, another Caption This contest. We've got some excellent secret prizes in store for the winner, but you can only win if you enter, so get commenting - and be sure to leave your email address, or else we won't be able to contact you if you're our pick. First, though, here's the winner from last week's Morrissey picture, who won me over with his dramatic, existential caption that fits Moz all too well: Winner: Edgar with "We are all in the ...

Chris Hemsworth Is A Pretty Handsome Guy

I don't care about Chris Hemsworth, brother of Miley Cyrus' fiancé/possible husband Liam Hamsworth, much either way, but apparently a lot of the ladies love him and think he's super sexy. Plus, he's always playing hunky heroes, like in Thor and Snow White and The Huntsman, so he's perfect swooning material for those who dig a square jaw and squinty ("mysterious") eyes. If you're one of those ladies - or gents! - this post is for you! Chris did a shoot with Esquire earlier this year, but lord knows it takes photographers ap...

Kim Kardashian Is Naked Again, Admits To Being a Judgmental Bitch

There is no story to go with the photo above. Well, there is, and this is it: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West felt it necessary to get naked and simulate sex for the cover of the French magazine L'Officiel Homme. I just can't with this chick. But whatever, if you think your future kid is gonna love seeing her parents riding each other on a magazine cover, more power to you. So much for learning the value of privacy. But wait, here's something fun! In another interview (this one with Cosmopolitan), Kim h...

Jennifer Lawrence Gets Hit On By Jack Nicholson, Is Pretty Shocked About It

Jennifer Lawrence is pretty much the best in all ways, but especially when you put her in a public setting and force her to talk about things. Mostly what comes out is talk about her love of reality TV, her desire for food or something equally awkward but definitely charming. After winning her Oscar on Sunday night for Silver Linings Playbook, Jennifer sat down for a quick interview to be aired on Good Morning America and was completely taken aback when Jack Nicholson interrupted her to congratulate her on the statue. What results is the cutest, most hilarious thing to come out of this year's Oscars. /> Jennifer Lawrence is pretty much the best in all ways, but especially when you put her in a public setting and force her to talk about things. Mostly what comes out is talk about her love of reality TV, her desire for food or something equally awkward but definitely charming. After winning her Oscar on Sunday night for Silver Linings Playbook, Jennifer sat down for a quick interview to be aired on Good Morning America and was completely taken aback when Jack Nicholson interrupted her to cong...

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Kanye West isn't too happy that Jay-Z's replaced him [The Superficial] Ryan Gosling is embarrassed by a dish towel with his face on it [The Frisky] Ben Affleck elaborates on his marriage with Jennifer Garner [Starpulse] Amy Poehler and Rashida Jones looked great at the Oscars [Lainey Gossip] Jennifer Lawrence gives the middle finger - aw, how cute! [Splash News Online] Here's Andrew Garfield on the set of 'Spider-Man 2' [Socialite Life] Yes, we still have to discuss the worst dressed at ...