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Isabel Lucas is Most Probably an Alien

Isabel Lucas in Sydney, Christian Dior opening, photos, pictures I am aware that I am taking a chance with Isabel Lucas, especially in that thing of a dress, but if I've learned something about my profession in the past ten years, it is to follow my instincts (that, and to always proofread to see if I've left any words out).  So, I'll to go ahead and try to get you interested in Isabel Lucas. There's something to her, isn't there?  Something off, but not necessarily in a bad way.  To me, she looks like she's of another species - as The Rolling Stones ...

Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain are Awesome, are Also Dating

Technically this is not news – Huff Po reported of Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain dating almost two weeks ago, and everybody already knows that they are both awesome.  But some of you guys expressed interest towards Hiddleston in your comments, and I certainly can’t deny your wishes for I am here to please. Hiddleston, the star from War Horse and The Avengers, is all kinds of awesome.  He, for one, played F. Scott Fitzgerald in Midnight in Paris (which, I hope, is as hot to you as it is to a bookworm like myself), and appears to be a popular Internet meme.  For what it’s worth, Hiddleston was recently voted Total Film’s “Sexiest Actor Right Now”.  From the interview:
I suppose my question is: Are you sure? If you are sure, then I am very flattered. VERY. Thank you, ladies. You are women of impeccable taste and style. My god, you know how to make a man feel good.
Well, turns out Jessica Chastain also finds his demureness sexy, and that should mean something, considering her earlier statement in InStyle magazine, where she swore off dating other actors.  Also, have you seen Jessica Chastain?!  She is totally gorgeous, and she seems to be on the rise winning awards left and right, and especially with her recent Oscar nomination. I can’t wait to see these two rocking the red carpet together.  They make such a handsome, old-Hollywood kind of couple, unlike others that we know of. />Technically this is not news – Huff Po reported of Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain dating almost two weeks ago, and everybody already knows that they are both awesome.  But some of you guys expressed interest towards Hiddleston in your comments, and I certainly can’t deny your wishes for I am here to please. Hiddleston, the star from War Horse and The Avengers, is all kinds of awesome.  He, for one, played F. Scott Fitzgerald in Midnight in Paris (which, I hope, is as hot to you as ...

Kate Mara is SO Much Hotter Than Her Sister

Kate Mara House of Cards, photos, pictures, premiere In fact, Kate Mara is so hot that ever since I saw her in Brokeback Mountain, she makes me want to do things to her.  Nice things.  Yes, I have girl-crushes, and yes, I have affinity for redheads.  Deal with it. But this isn't about me, and certainly not about the way Kate Mara's lips make me feel.  This is about the fact that she is so much more... full of life than her sister Rooney.  Kate Mara stars in Netflix's new remix of the British miniseries House of Cards along with Kevin Spacey...

Drew Barrymore Doesn’t Want Her Daughter to Be Famous

Drew Barrymore has been a celebrity for yonks - can you believe E.T. was made in 1982, 30 years ago??? - and it hasn't always been smooth sailing. There was drug addiction and promiscuity and all kinds of debauchery, and it was unclear whether she would ever really get her life together. Well, spoiler alert: SHE TOTALLY HAS. After marrying longtime boyfriend Will Koppelman, the couple welcomed a baby girl, Olive, late last year. Parenthood changes a lot of people - most people, really - an...

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Lindsay Lohan is ready for a new lawyer already - good luck, sucker who takes on that job [The Superficial] Tom Cruise hopes a $24 million Hawaiian mansion will lure Suri to his side [Celebitchy] How I Met Your Mother will have one more season [Starpulse] Taylor Swift is inconsolable over her Harry Styles breakup [The Frisky] Justin Bieber's car had another run-in with police [TMZ] Russell Brand swears that he's not dating Demi Moore [Socialite Life] Lady GaGa bores the int...

Jennifer Lawrence Was Shocked to Learn that Her Breasts Are Uneven

Jennifer Lawrence is a pretty sexy lady, yeah? She looks great, but she also has a really goofy personality and doesn't take herself too seriously - two great traits to have in life, let alone celebrity life. Whether she's learning how to shoot a bow and arrow from an Olympic archer or her dress is falling apart on national television, she's just generally chill, which I like. Not much seems to rattle her - well, until she found out that her breasts - like most women's who haven't had plastic ...

Katie Holmes Is the Real Life Carrie Bradshaw, Won’t Leave New York

Katie Holmes recently finished up her run in the Broadway show Dead Accounts, which left many wondering (God knows who cared) whether she'd leave the Big Apple and head back to Los Angeles, the land of bumper to bumper traffic, disgustingly hot weather and In-n-Out. However, rest your weary heads, everyone! The question which plagues our generation has now been solved! Katie loves the east coast and plans on staying put. Wouldn't you if you'd become the real life Carrie Bradshaw? From The ...

Harry Styles is an Angel From Heaven Who Gives Free Pizza to the Homeless

Harry Styles from One Direction is a total stud if you're under 12 or over 50, but did you know that he's also a budding philanthropist who uses his fame for positive causes like shoving Domino's pizza down the gullets of the homeless? Well, he is! Harry's friend and fellow musician (and unfortunate songwriter of the most awful single of 2012 and possibly the last decade, One Direction's 'Little Things') Ed Sheeran put the world to rights in a recent interview, insisting that Harry isn't all...

Khloe Kardashian’s Vagina Smells Like Roses

Everyone knows that Khloe is the best Kardashian, right? She's the most "normal", the least idiotic and in my opinion, the prettiest. Sure, her X Factor USA hosting gig is a bit of a disaster, but that's the show's fault, not dear Koko's.  The entire Kardashian family (including the Jenner side of the bunch) has a penchant for oversharing, but Khloe took that shit to the next level during a new interview with HuffPost Live, in which she was asked about the scent of her nether region: "Is you...

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Courtney Stodden may or may not have staged her own paparazzi pics at home [The Superficial] Jason Momoa is kind of exactly like Khal Drogo in real life [Lainey Gossip] Sigourney Weaver could benefit from a personal stylist [Yeeeah] Harvard students have good taste in women: Marion Cotillard named Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year [Starpulse] Celebrities are really loving the whole Polaroid trend [theBERRY] Nicole Kidman swears she's only tried Botox once - uh , okay! [Celebitch...

Tina Fey Is Surprised ’30 Rock’ Made It Past Season 1

There was a time when talking about 30 Rock would have been really niche - a time before Tina Fey had ever met Oprah or hosted the Golden Globes with real-life homegirl Amy Poehler (who I also adore); a time when she was best known as the chick with glasses who hosted Weekend Update on SNL next to Jimmy Fallon, who used to be a total hunk and kind of still is. Anyway, I digress. 30 Rock aired its final episode on Thursday night after seven occasionally rocky but generally irreverent, strange and absolutely hilarious...

Beyoncé Held a Press Conference to Prove She Can Sing Live

If there's one thing Beyoncé won't stand for, it's f*ckery of any kind - and that includes anyone talking shit about her singing (or, in this case, not singing). We all know the story by now: Queen Bey allegedly lip synced her way through 'The Star-Spangled Banner' at Obama's inauguration last month, which many people were not happy about, least of all Beyoncé herself because, naysayers, she DID sing live... albeit over a pre-recorded track. Why did she do it? How could she betray us? Has life lost all...