Today's Evil Beet Gossip

‘N Sync Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together (Like, Ever)

Alright, let's just get right down to it: 'N Sync will probably never reunite, so if you were holding out for a "10 years later"-type mini tour or TV special, you'll have to settle for making your JC Chasez doll dance and looking at that pic of Justin Timberlake's hair next to a block of ramen noodles for the rest of your days. You can also listen to 'Digital Getdown' and giggle to yourself about how you used to think that song was secretly about, well, "digits" in naughty places. Nostalgia i...

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Brandi Glanville won't shut up about LeAnn Rimes banging Eddie Cibrian [The Superficial] Ouch - Denise Richards is getting way too skinny [Bitten and Bound] Rihanna looks pretty hot in these Terry Richardson outtakes [Starpulse] Alexander Skarsgard models for Calvin Klein [Hollywood PQ] Thom Evans - whoever that is - is single and naked [OMG Blog] One Direction is anything but serious during tour rehearsals [Socialite Life] Miley Cyrus wore another really ugly outfit [Celebslam] Taylor Swift goes Rapunzel for new Disney...

Pink Doesn’t Care About Being Beautiful, But Totally Is Anyway

Man, I love Pink. She's one of those pop stars that's completely low key, seemingly down-to-earth and effortlessly cool in the face of so many contrived wannabes. Oh, and she makes some pretty solid pop tunes that are emotionally raw, quirky and sometimes downright funny. Bottom line: Pink is great and always will be. In a new interview with Redbook, the singer discussed her unconventional path to stardom, as well as her less than mainstream looks, which she's refused to let hold her back r...

Russell Brand Really Likes India… and Demi Moore, Apparently

Russell Brand is kind of a hilarious amalgamation of a the Dalai Lama, Animal from The Muppet Babies and his character from Get Him To the Greek and I never really know what to make of him. Sure, he's a decent person who takes assholes to task,  but he's also... Russell Brand. He does weird stuff all the time, and this one's no exception: he's off on a spiritual trip to India... with Demi Moore. Say whaaat? From The Sun: RUSSELL BRAND can’t have been watching much of Channel 4’s What Happens In Ka...

Caption This: Last Week’s Winners and This Week’s Photo!

Did you enter last week's Caption This contest? If so, you may have won some free shit! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, PLEASE check your email (or email me at the address to the right) or you'll lose out on a prize! We’ll be choosing the winner for the above photo next Tuesday, so make sure to check back to find out who it is - and make sure you enter! The winner on last week's Justin Bieber photo: Winner: Lindy "Just keep smiling for the camera and the usher tickets are yours...

Keira Knightley Doesn’t Know What Success Means

My feelings towards Keira Knightley can be described with no words and one action: a giant shrug. I mean, she's okay, I guess? Bend It Like Beckham was pretty good, as was Never Let Me Go... and she was in Love, Actually, which makes me cry every Christmas, so I suppose that counts for something. She's got the body of a walking clothes hanger (therefore she looks good in mostly anything) and she doesn't grate on my nerves like lots of other stars, so we'll just say she's alright. Anyway, Knightley -...

Kate Winslet’s Wedding Ring Is Pretty Normal, Guys

US Weekly snapped Kate Winslet out and about in Hampshire, England this week, showing off her wedding ring from her recent marriage to Ned Rocknroll. While the photo isn't much to speak of, the ring looks rather normal and like nothing too lavish, which just continues to prove something I have always known in my heart of hearts: Kate Winslet is one classy broad. Listen, I've loved her since Heavenly Creatures and like wine, cheese and my real-life boo, she just gets better with time. She's...

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Alexander Skarsgard hangs out with Kenneth from 30 Rock [The Superficial] Meet Beyoncé's all-female backing band [The Frisky] Guess what? Chris Brown is a violent thug! [TMZ] Fall Out Boy is getting back together and going on tour [Starpulse] Jennifer Lawrence is charming at the Santa Barbara Film Festival, as usual [Lainey Gossip] Kim Kardashian gets her nails did, is still pregnant [Splash News Online] Matt Bomer is happy to show off his muscles [Socialite Life] Lana Del Ray goes anime for Numero Ja...

Lady GaGa Wants Fluffy Pink Pubic Hair On Tour

Lady GaGa - aka Queen of the Universe - is a f-cking weirdo. You know it, I know it, Milo knows it, the grass growing in the garden knows it... you get my drift. While many might defend her eccentricities as ~*avant garde*~ and of too high an artistic standard for our pea sized brains to truly comprehend, I just think she's done too many Class A drugs and is more than a little chemically unbalanced. Therefore, it should be no surprise that for her Monster Ball tour, the Lady herself created a rider that even my wildest dreams could not have concocted. W...

Shakira and Gerard Piqué Show Off Their Baby Boy

Newsflash: Colombia's favorite she-wolf and footballer boyfriend Gerard Piqué have had a baby boy! This is another case where hotness cancellation could happen, but luckily for them, it didn't. Baby Milan was born in Barcelona on January 22 and while most celebs would be cashing the check of the first mag to offer them $20k for those oh-so exclusive first photos, Shakira has a bit more class and has used the opportunity to draw attention to a worthy cause. Taking to her Twitter page on Mon...

Mischa Barton is Fine, Thankyouverymuch

Mischa Barton pictures, photos Well, well, look who's turned up!  It's Mischa Barton, guys!  The last time we saw Mischa, she didn't look so swell. Before that, there was a long and odd descent into obscurity via high-cut pants and home bleached hair, because really, Mischa Barton is the celebrity proto-hipster. But she looks good here, no?  Healthy-like.  I'm actually quite fond of her, although I am not entirely sure why exactly.  How do you guys feel about Mischa Barton?  And most importantly, what's with the nonchalant pose-striking at gas stations?  I...

Solange is the Better Knowles Sister, Still

Solange Knowles photos, pictures Good morning, y'all! How are we doing? I hope that it is not too early for overwhelming patterns in bright colors wherever you are, because I want to talk about Solange Knowles.  I dare say that even in that outfit, she's still better looking than her diva of a sister.  I would go further and speculate that, despite of her proverbial quirkiness, Solange is also degrees more normal than Beyoncé. I love Solange's style - she's content with exploring music and art for their very sake, an...